Hey Sup Forums
I am a 18 yr old virgin so I have decided to pay an escort to fuck me. Any tips bedroom wise?
Please note I am a fucking pussy.
Also escort/prostitute experience thread.
Hey Sup Forums
William Sanders
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Dylan Hernandez
Make sure she lubes up first
Matthew Mitchell
Bedroom wise tips: Always have the bed facing due north. It's important. And use CFL or LED lights. Candles can pose a fire hazard and you will save money over standard bulbs.
Jonathan Diaz
Make sure she is the one taking out the condom.
Nicholas Wilson
fuck you
Elijah Evans
Have a weapon close by.
Joshua Ward
Fill an oil can with acid. Dumping the body on the street is asking for trouble.
Nolan Smith
basically don't cum within 1 minute.
Grayson Foster
Make sure the whore is freshly showered and since you're such a young fag in the beginning before you hand over your money stress that you're paying for an hour not a pop. When you're done soap down your genital region and wash it all thoroughly. Most sex workers do have herpes but with a condom you have more of a chance of getting her pregnant than catching the herps if she doesn't have an outbreak. Washing up after greatly reduces any risk. Have fun and make sure you get an hour's worth of fun, not just a pop.
Logan Johnson
arch your back and wear a condom.
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Lincoln Davis
Okay
She has an apartment
Hopefully SHE will and not you.
Chase Garcia
pee in her belly button, then a baby will come out 9 months later
Levi Jones
well, give a good spanking to sasha in the name of Sup Forums,
But, all I can say is, use a fucking condom. Is aids common in australia?
Brayden Edwards
Cheers!
Samuel Hernandez
Getting stabbed by a one legged coon is more common than aids.
Jace Taylor
check'd & kek'd
Grayson Jones
? tips..?
Your dick. Use that TIP.
Nothing you do will impress her. She's had way bigger dicks than yours, she's fucked probably 26 times this week. Just let her do all the work, give her a heads up you're a virgin and just let the loads blow.
Ayden Ward
Will do.
Lincoln Gonzalez
You are pathetic for giving your virginity to a escort, sex is just about feeling for eachother
Grayson Allen
Yeah I know.
Ayden Adams
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ryan Young
be confident. you're paying for it so don't be shy about what you want to do. don't apologize if you cum quick. wrap your dick. that is a must
Adrian Turner
My foster brother recently lost his virginity to an escort. He doesn't regret it at all
Jaxon Allen
Not the most confident, I'm not ugly or anything though. But yeah I'll try my best.