Lads help me get laid this weekend
Lads help me get laid this weekend
NEED YOUR HELP SO I DONT FUCK THIS UP
Don't fuck it up
WHAT DO I SAY
Tell her you're a Sup Forums mod
Thank you (: ... You are pretty too! And then write her age and a monkey emoji
Waitimg for her reply
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Does she live close to you? If yes, ask her if she wanna go eat dinner. In a nice way.
Whatever you say remember being funny is more important than being nice.
'Haha okay what do 34 year olds do then?'
This opens up the opportunity to ask what she's doing tomorrow then you can take her out.
Listen to this guy OP it keeps convo flowing
Tell her you'll lick butthole.
Post her other pics
lmao I know her
forreal
HERE WE GO
no one cares mate
ooeeehhh OP about to fuck a milf! kep it up!
wtf OP biggest faggot
MEANWHILE SEANA ISN TRYING TO BE FUNNY
Would you lick my anus?
Seana is a good one for you OP, you cant use contractions and she does not know what they are
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Not a good move calling her mature. Otherwise good approach
Ok, that's...one approach. Bump for interest
??????????
Was about to say, mature would be 40+ at the very youngest
I'm observing. Continue.
reported to fbi you are crime
fb.com/daniela.custodio
DUDE
WAIT
THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK
DON'T FUCK IT UP
where in eire u from
O shit OP actually might get laid
ok shes ugly as fuck but OP's a faggot he'd fuck anything
My motherfucking man. Go get some, bro.
Dublin
Yeah but WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY
Daaaamn
Just wait for her to respond
please sjw fags don't
just don't
>fb.com/daniela.custodio
shiiiiiet. this is why we can't have nice things.
Tell her you're a panty sniffer. Ask her if she will let you keep a pair when you're done
"don't drive and text, you need me alive"
You went from flirting to alpha douche. Looks like kleenex and jergens for you.
This guy knows what's up. Fucking wait.
"im into mature ladies" lmao, you dun goofed. learn to fucking lie OP and make her feel young again. She isn't going to fuck some douche who thinks she's an old cunt.
Talk to other girls you beta fag
women love alpha douches
aka chad
REEEEEEEEEEE
Bumping the thread while we wait for this girl
Let me know if you're a square. I got some doobs rolled out in the sun room near the bird clock. Let me know if you wants a hit, ma. But if you square then bitch be gone because I don't fucks wit that.
top o' the mornin to ya fellow potato I was just in Kildare the other week, lovely spot,
anyway you went from flirty to douchey in two messages, pick one and stick; you can't be both
fuck you bitch dont text and drive
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What about my virile libido?
op must be attractive
I wanna suck your Mexican dick you dirty neckbeard.
Yes, girls do in fact prefer douches.
O bby, I love me some diagonal foxtrot.
OP is a retard
OP here
I unmatched daniela
Dont wanna be doxxed
"Cute yes, but only half as cute as you"
such a shame bro
If it meant a shag I would be totally fine with getting doxxed
faggot
welcome to Sup Forums, newfriend
The bait has been cast
Waiting for one of them to bite
this is stupid, are you fucking 15?
of course they have and no one will think you're cute or cheeky
I dont wanna brag or anything but ive gotten laid on tinder 3 times already lol
the sad part is that you actually are trying to brag and you're so stupid that you don't even realize that's not impressive
Right but point is what im doing works
i'm agreeing with this guy, those messages are just fucking retarded
Your a jew
You posted her FB ID. Just save images (rename FB images), upload to a host, then link it here.
Assume assholes will always message FB profiles that are posted on Sup Forums. I don't support it, but I wouldn't be the one to reach out and tattle on someone either.
You posted her Fakebook ID. Just save images (rename FB images), upload to a host, then link it here.
Assume assholes will always message FB profiles that are posted on Sup Forums. I don't support it, but I wouldn't be the one to reach out and tattle on someone either.