Tfw i will be 19yo this year

>tfw i will be 19yo this year
>tfw still virgin
AJAJAJA

I'm 20 now. It doesn't get better.

22 and kissless, handholdingless virgin here

tfw not a virgin
AJAJAJAAJAJAJA

boutta be 21

14yo kids having sex

and you virgin and kissless

really makes you think, life is not for everyone

feels really bad, man

I'm 22, bro

25 here, get out you fucking newborn
I'm sure someone can beat my record, though

fuck off normies, 23 here

27 what's up?

31

holy shit new high score

in brazil feels bad, bunda everywhere, bunda in tv and radio, sex everywhere

do you have any sister?

is she a whore/stacy?

61.

It gets easier and then harder, then easier and then even harder.

holy shit even better high score

this one's on me

I'm 30 years old and have fucked more than 20 escorts, no STDs.

Discuss

I lost my virginity when I was 16, have had sex with around 20-25 women since then
26 now and have no interest in sex, porn is so much better and takes much less effort

sad, you never had sex without condom, you still virgin

>porn is so much better
why

why haven't you guys killed yourselfs yet? I honestly don't think I can make it another year

Feels bad man.

Gee, thank you for the wisdom from one (1) entire year ahead!

statistically speaking
if your still virgin after 19 then youll be still remaining virgin till 30 with very high chance

Grant me a wish oh mighty wizard.

why are you retards so obsessed with this shit

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKIN AUTISTS

Statistically speaking, you saying statistically speaking doesn't make it true.

If you make a major change after 19, sure you can lose it after 19. Exercising, eating healthy, looking better in general definitely helps. If it's crippling social anxiety which is bothering you however, then perhaps you're right, nipon.

19 too

I was very close to lose it, but didn't happen
kill me pls

Because being a virgin into your twenties/thirties implies you're also a lazy piece of shit with no social skills. People come on here to see if anyone older than them is still a virgin, so they can think "shit, I'm not that bad yet." And then not change at all as people.

t.19yo virgin

honestly i stopped caring years ago. if i was still a sadboy neet i'd probably want to off myself but i'm doing pretty well on most other fronts. i'm not poor or ugly or dumb so i could probably get a gf or a hookup even in spite of my autism, but i'm lazy and loathe human contact so fuck it.

your wish will be technically granted but in a way that will make you wish it hadn't been

Fucking baby.

Same lvl as me, nice. 3 more yrs to go!

Tell us about the secret magicks you received, senpai

no funcionó, ella tenia novio y no lo hice bien
almenos no soy kissless

why does he delete his posts

just realized this is a jorge thread

Yeah same boat here mate. Gotta step it up

I think he's a guy we call jorge, a famous spanish autist in our general, he has paranoia and deletes his posts

source: your japs eye

kek really?

>not knowing who jorge is

lost mine at 20, just keep trying m8

well I kinda doubt it's him, many people have posted pretending they were him, and it is unknown if he even exists

>jorge creates at least 2 thread a day
>he doesn't know him
Makes me go hmmm

I have seen him mentioned in the spanish language threads but have never been in his presence. Please tell me more.

desu i hope it's just one big troll

he's made so many threads about how his mom is forcing him to go to a psychiatrist he's also been 18 for like 4 years

wow, since when is jorge so famous amongst you foreigners?
in theory he was an autist who lived with his mother and spent all day posting here. he had several obessions like >tfw no gf, >tfw my mom forced me to get a haircut, >guise, how big is your dick? mine is 14cm, is it ok? or >I wish they would put me in the looney bin already so a qt nurse looked after me

he might have never existed and be the product of several autistic spaniards who liked to shitpost. who knows?

I'm 23 and virgin and last year I was in the same bed by "accident" with a girl that I kissed before but I didn't fucked her because I thought it was too fast. She never talked to me again

Why not go to a brothel?

I am aware of jorge but I didn't know for sure if he was real/one person/this autistic
never been in the same thread as him, nice

desu i dont think someone actually spent this much time.

Even the most autistic of NEETs would surely get bored

>tfw you fucking realize Al-Joscha is the German Jorge

wait is this where the meme is from?

no

Yeah, quite a few of us pulled this one

nope

chile

22 here, only kissed and fucked hookers

after 16 it's over, you're set

sup man

u wot m8?

>after 16 it's over, you're set

tfw was virgin until 20 and now not virgin

it's never too late if you actually put forth an effort desu

I think if I weren't ugly I'd get laid but I am genetically the ugliest person I've ever seen. Plastic surgery is my only hope

you did the right thing
sex isn't everything, son

Why don't you lads pull any birds? Sort it out

post pic pls

i ve got my only match today on tinder, she hasnt replied back, some people have told mee that grills open it like once a week

Young'un here
It's really easy to kiss a girl at 16 yo during a party
>kissed a few times at last new year's Adam
>too many people in the house, couldn't fuck
>qt

PRAISE BE TO THE ARCH WRAITH

I'm sure you'd get loads of matches if you just swept right like 20 times every day

I lost mine when I was 23 so know there's hope

Shag yourself a fat slag. You'll hate yourself, but it still counts.

im 24 KV , dont even care anymore...

23, virgin here.
Shitty thing is that I'm average looking, and not incredibly autistic.
Just never worked up the guts to ask someone out at the right time.

want a gf not a dozy bint for the night
but I think the type of girl ideal for me isn't going to be in a club

>the right time
Yeah and what the fuck is that

I'm only 21 but in the same situation. Never spoken to anyone not family for 7 years though.

[I was implying that you're him]
fuck why am I explaining my shitpost FUCK

>Never spoken to anyone not family for 7 years though.

gee i wonder why you might be a virgin. Think it might be related?

gross no thanks

well no, I think we scared him away, besides, jorge's english is terrible

20 here, first time when I was 14.

Not usually a problem in such a case.
>tfw mum see your shit english and force daddy to make ur threads now

why haven't you banged a whore?

i have liked more than 100 grills probably and i only have 1 match

How is this even remotely Sup Forums-related again?

fuck off nigger

Sup Forums - random

>Argentinian calling a Norwegian a nigger
That's fucking rich.
Also, you haven't presented me any fucking proof of this being in any way a Sup Forums related topic - if anything, it's more of a r9k topic.

>A fucking leaf

>18
>4 sexual partners so far
Le smug frog face

I thought OP might be from tomato europe. I initially suspected mexico though

I am 32 years old and I have never ever had sex with a woman. Not one time. I fucked a guy a few times when I was 20 though, but that was all, and I liked it. I still masturbate to women on a daily basis though.

im visiting you rite now on nooggler maps