>Inspired by Barack and Michelle Obama's first date, SOUTHSIDE WITH YOU recounts the eventful summer day in 1989 when a young law firm associate named Barack Obama (Parker Sawyers) tried to woo lawyer Michelle Robinson (Tika Sumpter) during a daylong date that took them from the Art Institute of Chicago to a screening of Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing to the site of their first kiss outside of an ice cream parlor.
>AYYO HOL UP WE GUNNA BE PREZIDENT NOW >OOOGA BOOOGA BIX NOOOOOD *throws feces* *has a sex change*
Carter Allen
>making a movie about a sitting president >making a movie about a meme president
Grayson Sanders
This all of this shit even happen in real life?
Ian Torres
Obama is a pimp tight boss, and America is 100% worse after this next election.
Ryder Lee
Barack is gay and "Michelle" is a man.
Owen Bennett
Didn't they meet in college?
Julian Smith
>Basically the best first date movie ever
WE WUZ ROMANTIC N SHIT
Christopher Smith
Obama is wearing blue.
Michelle is wearing orange.
Blue and orange are complimentary colors.
Julian Reyes
I think it's a little sad that this is the sort of material they have to draw from the first black president of the United States. They could make a 10 hour movie about Teddy Roosevelt killing safari animals and a 20 hour movie about Jimmy Carter surviving Melanoma and reacting to the Iranian hostages. Shit, they made a movie where Nixon has to meet with fucking Elvis. We get a Rom-Com about the second blackest man to ever sit in the oval office Bill being the first
Dylan Torres
yeah but what about the black smell
Brandon Harris
It's good material
Jaxon Thomas
Teddy Roosevelt is an asthmatic manlet cuck. Go back to Cracked.com
Jonathan Smith
>Obama is portrayed by a black man despite being half-white
Adrian Edwards
They're white washing white people
Ian Ross
His mom is coalburning whore that moved to Hawaii to get her rocks off with the first nig she saw. She's not white.
Making a movie about a sitting President with his secretary of state running for office seems like pure propaganda desu.
Daniel Fisher
Propaganda for what?
William Thompson
Can't frakkin wait to take my wife's son to see this.
Michael Miller
Will this movie feature a scene of Barack visiting gay bathhouses?
Carter Harris
Mind blown
Juan Martin
Who cares
Mason Wright
The left.
Charles Cooper
How about you pathetic fucking losers stop being racist and actually do something with your life. Literally everyone on this site is so insecure about black men being better than them.
Julian Parker
Pro tip: Obama is better than any of the remaining candidates.
Dominic Reyes
I smell nigger
Aiden Wilson
But they dress like white people and go to white people school? This is cultural appropriation.
Angel Stewart
Nice bait
Obama is a failure
Gabriel Parker
Why does that shouty black preacher have a shield with the cross of St. George and the Royal Arms of England on it on his pulpit?
Jordan Foster
I smell a lonely insignificant loser who makes himself feel more important by using the n-word
Jordan Smith
>that first comment,
lol whitebois...
Isaiah Kelly
I'd vote for him the third time.
Logan Brooks
>executive producer john legend every fucking time
Luke Reyes
And yet he's literally objectively better than any current candidate. Which is really fucking sad.
Christopher Nguyen
Umm hes a great prez
Funny, killed Osama, healthcare
Juan Campbell
Is this apekino?
Blake Wood
Looks pretty comfy tbqh. Will watch.
Daniel Gomez
Do you think the Trump family will be able to get the smell out of the White House?
Brayden Martin
Why would the trump family be worried about that?
Adam Rivera
This actually looks really cute.
Annoyed that they're getting a full black guy to play Obama, though. Biracial actors never get work...
Ayden King
Nergo smell is very offensive.
Ian Lopez
*negro
Blake Powell
Well it wouldn't be the first time.
Juan Evans
That guy is no more "full black" than Obama is.
Obama's dad was full black. No diaspora blacks are full black anymore.
Kevin Robinson
>this was the last time they spoke as just friends
Austin Richardson
Right, but why would they have to worry about it?
Liam Long
Look at Obama and then look at the actor in the preview.
The actor looks like Wesley Snipes in comparison, kek.
Jayden Young
>Michelle, uh, there's something you should, uh, know about my taste in women.
Christopher Price
He actually looks a lot like Obama.
Certainly more than a mixed diaspora black and white person would.
Camden Mitchell
>this movie will make no money and will be snubbed by critics Calling it now
Logan Bell
>So what's his name? >Barack Obama >Barack Owhutta
I can just imagine the screenwriter typing that out on his Macbook, thinks yes the idiots will laugh at this and then cried in the bathtub.
Jonathan Sanchez
Wasn't a lot of racist posting until your cuck ass came in here lmao
Alexander Ross
holy shit this board tries too hard. Nothing wrong with a little racism, but at least be more original than repeat nigger nigger nigger nigger over and over again.
Lincoln Clark
>you will never be kissed and groped by the best president just die in my sleep already
Jason Sanchez
Fuck it I'll bite
Fuck off back to facebook you stupid cucks
Joseph Harris
AW :3
Nolan Ross
Barack is a down-low brotha!
Gavin Sullivan
bite what, faggot?
he's objectively better than hillary or trump
Leo Carter
A better public speaker, you mean.
Dylan Carter
>Better than Trump But that's wrong you idiot.
Brayden Phillips
Literally everyone knows he's better than the current democrat candidates
Isaac Gonzalez
YOUNG TIGHT YELLOW _________....?
Brayden Ortiz
Trump is literally retarded
why won't you fucks learn your lesson? We just did this with W. He was God awful
Benjamin Howard
Trump is mentally a second grader.
Brandon Reed
No one going to talk about how terrible this guys Obama is? He cannot even do the voice.
Camden Gray
Wrong. Trump speaks, writes, and acts at a 4th grade level.
Dylan Jones
>tfw you miss the Obama presidency already
save us from what's to come
Connor Richardson
I guess we w finally found the answer to who will play him in the inevitable bio pic huh
Noah Garcia
>he thinks this is the obama biopic
Carson Foster
*tips fedora*
Considering that children are concerned with things like "sharing", "fairness" and anti-bully I'd say the Democract candidates are more childlike.
Camden Lewis
this is the obama romcom wtf
Kayden Anderson
This isn't right vs left. Trump literally speaks, writes, and acts at a 4th grade level. It's science.
Ayden Perez
so glad you're not old enough to vote
you have a lot of growing up to do in this next few years
Michael Cruz
Who will play him in the inevitable romcom?
Connor Davis
I just realised Obama would've never got elected if he had been married to a white woman
Jacob Perez
le upboat for you good sir.
*tips fedora*
Very euphoric post.
Sharing is caring, right? It's not FAIR that the rich only pay 80% of all taxes. I can't wait for FREE health care. :^)
James Wilson
you're a real meme machine, homie
that is the backbone of trump support, btw
How old does one have to be to respond to every post with as much memery as you do?
Tyler Miller
himself probably
Chase Martinez
...
Benjamin Wilson
Young Roosevelt walks into the gentleman's parlor Slaps your valet on the ass, what do you do?
Charles Hughes
Say what you will about Trump but to suggest that he speaks like a child when compared to the democratic candidates is absurd.
Stop being such a butthurt faggot and embrace nationalism and the memes.
Gabriel Scott
Well I didn't say that. I said that Trump was a retard.
But he does speak like a child, but that's the least of my concerns with him.
And no and no and no
Easton Perez
>Stop being such a butthurt faggot and embrace nationalism and the memes.
You'd be surprised how many "Democratic Socialist" morons unironically browse these boards
Sebastian Gomez
slap his valet on the ass in return
Adrian Cook
>complaining about shitposting >on Sup Forums
Go back to whatever super serious discussion forum/upvote system you came from you fag.
Camden Edwards
I've never met a masculine white male Democrat voter in my entire life