TURN ON CNN IN 15 MINUTES

TURN ON CNN IN 15 MINUTES

reply to this post or you will never get a gf

I haven't had a TV for 8 years now.

no

this thread. every fucking day.
i don't even have a tv or a pc or internet here
go fuck yourself

Have one.
Your argument is invalid.

if dubs i get a gf today

CNN is the worst, more like Clinton News Network.

How do I know this isn't a ploy to get ratings?

ok

roll again

nice digits, not dubs though

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likewise. Fuck TV man, whenever I go to my parents house for holidays i'm appalled by the fact that they can't install Adblock on their TV.

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This is Sup Forums, you're looking for Sup Forums

Oh snap

nig

good goyim, swallow that bluepill

>i don't even have a tv or a pc or internet here
What?

"Local man jumps into animal habitat and sexually assaults gorilla stating: 'it was harambes last wish'. He was later instituted into a mental asylum."

It's a documented fact that their reports have been paid to promote Clinton's campaign.

Dexter you know Didi would just destroy that too, or stabotage it to give you the most wicked friction burn ever.

>he hasn't hacked Sup Forums to work without internet

newfag detected

clearly user has achieved the fabled "Internet Mind" and posts while dreaming.

roll

I feel ya, for some reason I feel offended at being advertised at while watching shows when visiting.

Fried chicken nigger watermelon nigger

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that rhymes!

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its probably because their adds would be so unacceptable on the internet.
3-5 minutes of unbroken advertisements that you cant skip, aren't marketed towards you, that interrupt your viewing experience every 10 minutes. Imagine if Youtube did like that.

And they have the nerve to bitch when we pirate their shit.

Normies just see us refreshing blank tabs for hours en end.
Only we, the enlightened few, are capable of projecting the Sup Forums hivemind onto the screen.

>my shitpost is one with heaven and earth
>I need no computer to shitpost, the universe is my shitpost

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Nigga, nobody turns CNN on anymore.
>3rd behind the two biggest jokes in news

I'm still in a relationship

15 minutes and nothing happend

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OP DELIVERED

Already have one.

You dont know if thats really OP, settle down

Maybe that's voice-in-head schizos are?
Physical manifestations of the anonymind shuffling through their existence, trying to avoid the looming darkness that is their own inevitable 404...

Just in case this is real, I'm gonna reply to say I was in this thread.

ffs

nah

SOMEONE CONFIRM

RELAX ITS PROBABLY FAKE

No

posting just to be in this thread in case op is not a faggot and delivers

copy pasta

Cant find it post link

Is this CNN trying to get ratings? Fuck off! Everyone hates you!

I'm not gonna reply, and tell people I did anyway. Cause that's the way I roll.

Z

Posting

Idk about this shit, a shooting this early into the year? Faggot showed his power level in less than a week. I know the Olympics are on, but fuck, America doesn't need to win another gold medal in shooting guys.

Fugggg

OP don't deliver

Nigger.

its fake

I already have one

Its 2016, nearly everyone in here is a normie now

b-but im gay

click on it and let us see the content
>inb4 can't do it because its fake

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Fake, unfortunatly

>Subscribed to watchmojo

>SOMEONE CONFIRM
Retard just fucking go on CNN yourself...

sooo school shooting again? do american news even still pick up on this? is it still news?

Where are you from?

So....more CNN bullshit. Check. OP is a confirmed faggot.

Sup.

Why would I watch a channel bought and paid for by the Clintons and homophobic arabs?

missedthejoke

dumbfuck

K

We need some Trump TV

fuck that goddamn rug-munching treasonous Clinton and her army of shit-eating, sand-farming towel-heads

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Post link?

>Fuck

low quality bait

Damn it

Lolwat

write a letter first, that you did it because of some completely bs reason

Guess OP is baiting us.

Faggot. I've already bought 6 gfs.

Don't go to school tomorrow.

>2015+1
>not knowing that op is always a faggot

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Fuck you

OP was a faggot what a surprise

if I owned a news channel or outlet, I would do similar guerilla marketing.
> Sup Forums has earned a reputation many years ago
> ignore the fact that this place is tamer than shit
> get the left over Sup Forumstards all rield up, streaming and hoping for some kind of excitement
> mfw 15 minutes after the post, cnn is streaming about Trump

That's fake as an honest nigger

Dont you just love watching a medium of entertainment try to claw onto life because all of the cable companies have invested too much into the necessary infrastructure needed to provide television?

another

nice

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go away summerfag

>unfortunately