Got a shitty knife for my birthday dubs decides what I do with it

Got a shitty knife for my birthday dubs decides what I do with it

Play with it

Yo I got that same knife it's not shitty faggot

Halve your pillow

Reroll

Slice some cheese

I am done

Up ass.
Timestamp on pic.

Kill your mom in her sleep tonight

Cut your dick off

Carve a tattoo of moot into your left asscheek

put in dick. timestamp

Put it in the microwave and turn it on

yo i have that same shitty knife.

Reroll

impale a cucumber on it then stick in ass

knife in pooper dubs get

Shove it up your ass and make it even shittier.

Too many faggots going on about dick and ass

Wasted :( could've got him to remove a toenail but no.

Push it through the palm of your hand and out the other side.

Carve fag into ur arm

so...?

cut a dick shaped hole in the side of your mattress and leave a trail of the shit inside from the hole to the bathroom

Open ballsack and loot jewels

I voted already for kill his mother in her sleep tonight

Rub it in mud, then don't clean it and make a sandwich with it. Consume the sandwich fully and throw knife away when done.

this

Slice tongue and become a snake

throw to your television.

How cruel are you?

You rebel

Roll for toe nail

Carve a heart into your arm. Post results.

cut off the toe end of either all your shoes, or your siblings shoes if you have any.

Dubs decided

that could work as a wet stone if he eats enough sand

Winrar

Chequed

I may try this just for kicks.

winrawr

Thank the person who gifted it to you and cherish it forever.

Then reply to the post

Carve "Harambe" into arm.

rolling for jewels

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no op do this

Appreciate your gift you worthless piece of shit, also ur a fag

Shit birthday knife thread? Shit birthday knife thread.

Got for my 16th 11 years ago, used it to itch my arm once and cut all my hairs off

Great suggestion. Girls love that shit.

Topkek, saved

OP here keep the thread alive until I get back

cool and very believable story, bro...

how does that lizard notbite them?????????????? pls explaion

You got the same knife?

hot

hes enjoying the foursome

I got a digital knife - Pretty sure that's worse.

it's gay, and doesnt even asians..

You're very welcome, user.

Because it wants that Asian pussay!

What's the unbelievable part? Some mates from sixth form bought it me, I had an itch and rubbed it across my arm and took the hairs off. All the bullshit on the chan and you call disbelief on this?

That's actually a cool looking knife tbh

staged as fuck

ITT : literal neckbeards
Only neckbeards own dumb ass useless knives like that

Uh ok Sup Forumsro....what the fuck ever....

affirmative.these knives are of cuck calibre

Oh I get it, someone's jealous they didn't get a birthday knife!

Rool

roll

Reroll

I got this one about 10 years ago.... back then I went and bought a couple of steel 6prong throwing star to go along with it heh

Rooooolliiin

Did your wife's bf give it to you for your birfday??

stab the guy who gave it to you

blade is ass you knife hoarding cuck... what are you 12

ultrarolling

roll again

I don't have a wife user, because I'm not a schmuck who falls into that trap! Old best friends bought it me, one who died of cancer and the other who ran away to Canada to work for KFC...

yay now deliver you pathetic op

Checkt

that IS a cuck knife, so good joke user. 7.8/10

youd catch me trying to cut shit with a soda can torn in half before i even looked at that gay shit

sell it so you can afford school books.

LoL neckbearded twat couldn't even buy a piece of ass even if you had the money, right? lol fuckin' a I'm right

Whats your definition of shitty? That thing doesnt look too practical to me, roleplay or not.

Relax he thinks he's the chosen one or some shit

It's for cuck's to pretend in front of a mirror while naked

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Circumcise yourself

Roll

pretend what? tell me what youre imagining user. are they knighted?

Rolling

That knife looks like it's from a happy meal.
Shove it up your ass, I doubt it will even cut you

Nah nigga, that thing is meant for sounding.

who the fuck knows man, fuck off.

we have a winrar

Winar

Poke the guy who gave it to you

What if it's a bitch?

you should fucking know, dickhead.

deliver, nigger