Got a shitty knife for my birthday dubs decides what I do with it
Got a shitty knife for my birthday dubs decides what I do with it
Play with it
Yo I got that same knife it's not shitty faggot
Halve your pillow
Reroll
Slice some cheese
I am done
Up ass.
Timestamp on pic.
Kill your mom in her sleep tonight
Cut your dick off
Carve a tattoo of moot into your left asscheek
put in dick. timestamp
Put it in the microwave and turn it on
yo i have that same shitty knife.
Reroll
impale a cucumber on it then stick in ass
knife in pooper dubs get
Shove it up your ass and make it even shittier.
Too many faggots going on about dick and ass
Wasted :( could've got him to remove a toenail but no.
Push it through the palm of your hand and out the other side.
Carve fag into ur arm
so...?
cut a dick shaped hole in the side of your mattress and leave a trail of the shit inside from the hole to the bathroom
Open ballsack and loot jewels
I voted already for kill his mother in her sleep tonight
Rub it in mud, then don't clean it and make a sandwich with it. Consume the sandwich fully and throw knife away when done.
this
Slice tongue and become a snake
throw to your television.
How cruel are you?
You rebel
Roll for toe nail
Carve a heart into your arm. Post results.
cut off the toe end of either all your shoes, or your siblings shoes if you have any.
Dubs decided
that could work as a wet stone if he eats enough sand
Winrar
Chequed
I may try this just for kicks.
winrawr
Thank the person who gifted it to you and cherish it forever.
Then reply to the post
Carve "Harambe" into arm.
rolling for jewels
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no op do this
Appreciate your gift you worthless piece of shit, also ur a fag
Shit birthday knife thread? Shit birthday knife thread.
Got for my 16th 11 years ago, used it to itch my arm once and cut all my hairs off
Great suggestion. Girls love that shit.
Topkek, saved
OP here keep the thread alive until I get back
cool and very believable story, bro...
how does that lizard notbite them?????????????? pls explaion
You got the same knife?
hot
hes enjoying the foursome
I got a digital knife - Pretty sure that's worse.
it's gay, and doesnt even asians..
You're very welcome, user.
Because it wants that Asian pussay!
What's the unbelievable part? Some mates from sixth form bought it me, I had an itch and rubbed it across my arm and took the hairs off. All the bullshit on the chan and you call disbelief on this?
That's actually a cool looking knife tbh
staged as fuck
ITT : literal neckbeards
Only neckbeards own dumb ass useless knives like that
Uh ok Sup Forumsro....what the fuck ever....
affirmative.these knives are of cuck calibre
Oh I get it, someone's jealous they didn't get a birthday knife!
Rool
roll
Reroll
I got this one about 10 years ago.... back then I went and bought a couple of steel 6prong throwing star to go along with it heh
Rooooolliiin
Did your wife's bf give it to you for your birfday??
stab the guy who gave it to you
blade is ass you knife hoarding cuck... what are you 12
ultrarolling
roll again
I don't have a wife user, because I'm not a schmuck who falls into that trap! Old best friends bought it me, one who died of cancer and the other who ran away to Canada to work for KFC...
yay now deliver you pathetic op
Checkt
that IS a cuck knife, so good joke user. 7.8/10
youd catch me trying to cut shit with a soda can torn in half before i even looked at that gay shit
sell it so you can afford school books.
LoL neckbearded twat couldn't even buy a piece of ass even if you had the money, right? lol fuckin' a I'm right
Whats your definition of shitty? That thing doesnt look too practical to me, roleplay or not.
Relax he thinks he's the chosen one or some shit
It's for cuck's to pretend in front of a mirror while naked
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Circumcise yourself
Roll
pretend what? tell me what youre imagining user. are they knighted?
Rolling
That knife looks like it's from a happy meal.
Shove it up your ass, I doubt it will even cut you
Nah nigga, that thing is meant for sounding.
who the fuck knows man, fuck off.
we have a winrar
Winar
Poke the guy who gave it to you
What if it's a bitch?
you should fucking know, dickhead.
deliver, nigger