/swim/ - Swimming - Thread #2

GERMANY BTFO

FRANCE BTFO

BREXIT WAS A SUCCESS

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>De gold

inb4 silver

ANGLO DOMINATION!!!

>Miller is 5'11
revenge of the manlets incoming

WORLD FUCKING RECORD

AND THE USA FINISHES SECOND AGAIN

Congrats Bongbros

Thanks for finally adding a medal to the Anglo Alliance, brits.

Congrats bongs

JUST BEEN KNIGHTED BY THE QUEEN VIA A SKYPE CALL

ABSOLUTE UNIT.

third lol can u do math aussie

you can only post in this thread if you got gold AND broke a world record.

NOT SO FAST AMERISILVERS

>amerisilvers
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Americans have only been carries by phelps the last few games

He's really come a long way huh

Bitches will be all over my pectus excavatum now. Top race

is he better than phelps lads

he doesn't have pectus excavatum, you inferior scum

It is bas if i find him incredibly cute?

>mfw, Phelps still has more golds than """"your countries""""

You'll be alright when you get older

Ledecky always loses a little steam at the end.

GOOD MORNING

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CONGRATS AMMMMURICA
ANOTHER WR FOR THE ANGLOS

>other countries can't even compete

HATERS ON POOICIDE WATCH

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

How the fuck is this fair?

There should be ONE representative from each country competing.

get rekt cuck

Mods band this tripfag already.

how many gold has Ryan Lochte won

A FUCKING LEAF

t. Leaf, A Fucking

You are so close to being kicked out of the Anglo alliance Canada.....

LET'S HAVE 50+ EVENTS IN SWIMMING LOL

BREAST STROKE, FREE STYLE, RIGHT HAND ONLY, ELBOW STYLE, NO ARMS STYLE, FLUTTERKICK STYLE, HEAD BOBBING STYLE, 50 METRE FINGER STROKE STYLE RELAY

ALSO MAKE IT SO THAT 7/10 OF THE COMPETITORS ARE AMERICANS

WOO LMAO WE ARE SO GOOD

USAUSAUSAUSAUSA

Lol little angry are we?

>cantpucks

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DOMI-FUCKING-NATION

He's a troll from Sup Forums ya jackasses.

kippers is a dirty azn whore from /hoc/

thanks senpai

is that red on his chest from swimming so fast or does he have shavers rash?

They do the same thing in track and field, do you complain about that too?

These swimmers are going to annihilate half the pussy in the Olympic Village

No they don't. Unless this Olympics has the 100m, 200m, 400m, and 800m backwards sprint relays, along with the side stepping relay, and the crawl on your hands and knees relay.

I bet swimmers are masters of coitus
can go down for hours

USA USA USA

I bet Ledecky is going to go freestyle on at least 100 Olympians

...

Is anyone on Sup Forums keeping track of fuckings going on during the Olympics?

Long jump, triple jump, high jump, pole vault.

They have ungoldy stamina and upper body strength and optimal body type AND no body hair.

Even if I were a pro athlete at the Olympics I'd be intimidated. Who can even compete? The Basketball team isn't even staying in the village.

>implying we'll ever hear of them
Olympic fappening when

How do you keep track of that unless we have a guy on the inside running a brothel like that dude in Sydney 2000?

When do you think swimming will be on for cable channels?

Ok, long jump and triple jump are arguable. But there's just pole vault and high jump meanwhile diving has fucking synchronized diving for god knows why

I was kind of expecting social media and attention whoring, especially by the fucks from literally who countries who have nothing to lose.

Look at this ginger cunt.

WW@

god I want Phelps to lose so fucking badly

someone please beat this cocky degenerate doping monkey

>NBC never showing medal ceremonies
top kek thanks obama

kek

Its on one of the nbc channels right now

>watching through streams
>others in the house are watching shitty NBC cable
>mfw I tell them the results

Why are Anglos (besides Canada) so good at swimming?

>>>Zimbabwe

We have access to a lot of pools

rude

Do they just save them up for later or only show the American ones or something?

Kek

Same shit here

hehe

wang

quick, i want to make swim webms but never watched before. what do i webm? the whole race? after highlights?

Based seebohm

Kill yourself jose

The shit we swim in doesn't have things that can eat us.

why must you cuck me nbc

>posts itt

Embarrassing to be honest.

never show

its on delay? I thought that was just the ceremony

You must be kidding

If I locate a british proxy can I watch BBC for free?

>Taller
>Longer torso
>Lanky limbs
Built for it.

is that the chick that canadian spammers keeps posting shes cute

why don't they just show it live?

0 (zero) metdals

bitches look like men.

Alain Bernard pls go

wealthy people have access to pools

I WANT TO SEE THE RELAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HURRY UP

Emily Seebohm is actually pretty hot desu

proxy off you cunt

Yes

Don't really want to cheer for this Polish traitor 2bh

i really wish they had tits

>0 medals
LMAO

But having shit in the water that can eat you is great motivation to swim faster

>monopolize tv 'rights'
>record days worth of action
>'package' the action into neat 'packages' including time for commercials and human interest stories for the american audince

but the swimming is live..