Tard Stories Thread

Tard Stories Thread
>Be me, Sophmore in High School, in Spanish class
>Heard this tard in there freaked out if he heard the word "vanilla"
>Apparently it sends him into a violent rage and hes beaten the shit out of kids who say it
>I've watched this dude pick at his asscrack and lick his fingers, hardly violent
>yeah right
>Decide to test him
>We were playing Kahoot
>As soon as the sign in code comes up I enter with VANILLA
>Goes up on screen first for whole class too see
>Hear someone gasp
>Then hear WHO PUT THAT UP THERE?
>Tard comes right for me but actually locked on to the kid behind me
>Takes the kids phone from him and checks to see what name he signed in with
>I had planned for this and during the confusion put my own name on the board, and closed out the VANILLA tab
>He checks my phone, no dice
>He calms down and the teacher bitches us out
I have more stories from him if you'd like

I haven't seen one of these threads in months! More, please!

I would have told that tism that if he touched my phone I'd make him swallow his fucking teeth.

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More. Cont?

Fake and gay.

Who cares.

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Ikea-born mage is the only way to play this game

moar op

Yee

I usually just lurk around but damn, I want to see more of this

A tard stories thread, bump

Sorry nigs I was busy PART 2 OF VANILLA KID (as he was known)
>In spanish, as it was the only class I seen him in.
>The class was being loud as fuck and really pissing off our teacher
>Teach was yelling at us a lot that day
>Vanilla couldnt take it anymore
>Suddenly starts slamming both fists on the desk and yelling at the top of his lungs SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>Class goes silent
>Teach asks him to calm down really nicely and thanks him for the effort
>Class silent afterwards, no one knows what to do
>Giggles start
>Most of class is laughing but stifling it
>I'm laughing the hardest, cant stop
>Have my head down but its noticeable because I'm shaking a lot
>Ask to go to the bathroom
>Teach says ok
>Almost as soon as I keave the room and am out of earshot I start laughing
>My face is red as fuck, tears creeping out from holding it in
>Go to bathroom, its empty, so I wipe my face and try to contain myself
>Get back to class, still laughing a little
>One dude literally just blurts out "Haha this motherfucker is still laughing"
>Nothing else happened that class but I did witness an attack one day

Keep going m(2^3)

Good story so far, but any juicy stuff OP?

give us more meight

...are these supposed to be entertaining?

You sound like a 14 year old bragging about a fight he almost got into.

3rd Vanilla Kid story, the attack
>In spanish, bells about to ring and most of t he class is here but people are still walking the halls
>Some kid walks by the class, sees Vanilla kid, and screams VANILLA
>Tard goes apeshit
>Starts screaming ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
>Kek
>People start grabbing him and trying to hold him back
>Its not that simple, as I found out
>He starts flailing trying to get away from them, but our spanish teacher is a behemoth of a man
>Successfully holds him down until the kid who screamed it is ling gone
>Tard somewhat calms down
>Till it happened again
>Someone triggered him again
>Ran by at full speed and yelled VANILLA
>It happens
>Tard doesnt really know how to cuss properly
>ILL STRANGLE YOU, YOU COCK
>Repeats that a few times
>Sadly, our teacher stood by him aince the first trigger, so he was able to stop the tard from killing him
>Once again, he was held until he calmed down, but the Principal and a PO took him into the office, probably some form of protective custody so he wouldnt kill anyone

I have a couple more, but didnt witness any attacks other than one on video

>Be me 15
>Be retard
>Hate vanilla as it's what my father use to scream as he ass raped me
>Faggot decides to be funny and put vanilla on kahoot
>Rage.jpg
>Shit self in anger
Pretty good day if I say so myself

this is getting a little stale, OP

He once attacked a cripple, that was funny to hear about
Our school was throwing a "carnival" which was a bunch of boothes with food, ganes, and raffles. Was actually pretty fun

I didnt witness this, but it was the talk of the school for a while
Some kid on crutches was in line for ice cream and ordered vanilla, unaware of what was a few people behind him. As expected, tard attacked and no one saw the cripple kid for a few days. He got fucked up bad.

What concerns me now is that nothing ever happened to this tard, other than missing a day of school or two. Arent they supposed to put them down after two attacks or something?

Honestly we talked about that for a bit. Must've had some trauma involving vanilla, but no one really gave a shit.

And yeah thats the end of the violent episodes. He did some weird shit as well but nothing crazy. Picked his ass and licked his fingers, chewed on shit like textbook covers, general tard shit. I had hope there would be other people contributing

>be father
>Have tard son
>Go to his room at night everyday
>Get vanilla scented lotion in my hand
>ITSRAPINGTIME.jpg
>Lube tard ass up
>Whisper "Vanilla" in his ear as I destroy his ass

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Don't let it die boyos

bump and requesting the epic story about The Don

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Is your post supposed to be anything but a demonstration of your ineptitude?

>be me
>be softmore in highschool
>a few days earlier some fag overdosed on heroin
>during morning announcement s we have a moment of silence
>everything is going fine
>some girl is crying at the front of the class
>enter Scrapper, king of chromosomes
>no clue what his real name is, everyone just called him that
>he waddles by and makes some type of wail that sounded like "bhooooo"
>mfw my friend marcus whispered "its a ghost" in my ear

Kek

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>be bed
>be chillin because im a bed
>one day father comes in room and starts ass raping tard that sleeps on me
>now i squeak alot and annoyed because am bed

>softmore
is u the tard????? Read a book faggot