What should I name my plant?

What should I name my plant?

Planty McPlantface

I'll bump with keks.

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Melvin

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My gf

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Well op, which do you choose?

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Fuck you, go back to le reddit.

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Pills in open view, stupid lighting, a globe, and Infinite Jest? You are disgustingly pretentious OP.

>hey, you guys should come over sometime. You could meet my gf.

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Give me a minute.

I'd call him Whiskers!

Bumping this, i want to see the results

Move that globe so it gets more sun OP. Or leave it and call it Ethiopia because it's starving.

Lisa

You're probably right, but I'll see how it grows. I have another big window on the opposite wall, and it faces south, so there's plenty of light from there.

dubs says that Glen is a good name for a plant.

Pork Bro$nan

How about...

CAPTAIN McCALLIGHAN,
SPACE ADVENTURER

jeff

i see you

Sarah Vowell

Benedict Cumberbutch

>Dem books

Upper-middlebrow as fuck
Stay pleb

I pronounce thee winrar

Chuck the plantâ„¢

Ruby

Don liddle Tony "vegetarian" Green

John smith

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Cannah Biis