Alright Sup Forums!

Alright Sup Forums!

I need two scallops, two risotto, two wellington and one lamb.

Get to it you fucking donkeys!

Two scallops, two risotto, two wellington and one limb coming up chef

THE WELLINGTONS ARE FOKING RAW!

Chef I accidentally spaghetti

Here's those dubs you wanted chef.

HOW CAN YOU GIVE IT TO ME WITH NO LOBSTER IN THERE?! WASN'T THIS CALLED "SPAGHETTI LOBSTER"?!

LAMB IS READY CHEF

Sorry Chef, here's some dubs with that spaghetti

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I just took a huge shit

YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET FUCKING DUBS YOU SILLY FUCK. GET BACK OVER THERE AND FUCKING COOK THEM FOR ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

i burned the scallops chef!
give me three more minutes please!

That's more like it, YOU FUCKING DICK! THOSE DUBS ARE FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAW

THESE DUBS ARE WELL DONE

HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU GIVING ME WELL DONE DUBS

What the actual fuck is this on the side? It's like someone threw up on the plate... fuck me...

Well your mum had no problem with me giving her my lamb chops last night chef!

I'M SORRY CHEF HERE IS THE LAMB

Chef i dropped all banana?

Don't start chatting your fat mouth at me, shut the fuck up for thirty seconds, and turn the volume down you fat fuck.

fuck this kitchen! everyone here is a douche!

Make me chef!

Here is that rissotto chef

Hey braah! Fuck the scallops braah, look at this fine ass piece of steak! You're nothing but a poser!

We can make that into a nice healthy steak salad

You know what? No. No, I don't think I will. You are a rude and disrespectful person, and I no longer want to be a part of your kitchen, even though you just read this in my voice.

Here's that pea flan you wanted, chef.

Damn braah! If you mean crispy ass bacon when you say salad. you're the man!!

I'm vegan, loser.

Got your Wellington, chef.

Spit or swallow? Always wondered...

PEA FLAN? IF I WANTED A PISS CAKE I'D'VE TAKEN IT OUT OF THE URINAL MYSELF YOU FUCKING CHEERIO SHAGGING CUNT

scallops up Chef:

i am eating a nice vegan steak....want sum?

overcooked and it looks to me like you only seared it on one side

Here is the cod you ordered, chef.

>Vegan
>steak
Pick one

Here's the actual two Wellingtons, sir chef sir

Was that two shrimp Chef? Or did you say scallops? What was the rest?

>Starters
>Main course
Same ticket. Sure.

Sorry chef, we're down to only one scallop now

I got this Chef...