I fucked up big time Sup Forums >be me >19 >working full time at best buy >decided to grab a couple things for myself because I have mental issues >managers start acting suspicious couple of weeks leading up to today (looking through my entire backpack like the goddamn tsa instead of just quickly peeking >walk into work today and manager tells me to come into his office to talk to someone >some chick working for "loss prevention" >talk for a bit read my rights, statement, managers escort me out and I'm permanently banned from all bast buys >during the talk bitch tits said that best buy has a 0% out of court resolution system (basically in 100% going to court) This is going to be my first criminal offense how fucked am I for future jobs?
Also general "i fucked up thread"
Jason Reed
What did you take?
Ethan Gonzalez
Did you not understand the "Buy" part in Best Buy?
You are completely fucked. Everyone background checks now.No one will ever a hire an employee fired for stealing from a different employer.
Your only option is to move to a different country.
Logan Nelson
Just a 240gb hard drive
Grayson Sanders
I read somewhere that in Canada only companies that require special background checks (hospitals, schools...) can see a first time shoplifting offense
Jacob Johnson
The shit you stole was probably not even worth your paycheck let alone all the future paychecks you could be getting but now won't because nobody will hire your stealing ass
Ethan Myers
you fucked up. bad. my company hires felons, but if you have anything on your record related to embezzlement, fraud, or stealing in general you're automatically out.
turns out being branded a thief and a liar are the 2 worst things in this world, even probably beyond killer or rapist
Ian Parker
That's not how background checks work...
Everything shows up when they check for criminal behavior.
You. Are. Fucked.
Hunter Cox
You dont steal computer shit you fool!
Jace Campbell
YOU SOME KIND OF NIGGER?
Jaxon Brooks
Not good op. The one thing every company fears is that an employee will steal from them. Everyone checks for that shit nowadays since its so easy. Join the army or be a jobless faggot the rest of your days.
Sebastian Moore
Depends on the country. For example in Australia your criminal record can only be accessed if you give permission to the company/person.
Kevin Watson
which i assume you have to do to get any reputable job?
Zachary Gonzalez
You retarded nigger.
You jeopardized your entire future for a 240gb hard drive? Seriously? I shit more storage space than that.
William Gray
It's a fucking best buy. You can get a similar customer service job anywhere. Just dont list them as a reference. Don't listen to these guys OP. You are stupid as fuck though.
Julian King
I dont want to argue with your faggot thief ass. Either believe what everyone here is telling you or dont.
Jason Jones
yeah...that sucks
Joseph Sullivan
a backround check isnt tied to anything other than yourself. new company will just look up your previous arrests/infractions with the law, see it's about thieving, and drop your ass
Dylan Miller
Full house
Luis Ward
Not only will you never get another job, you will burn in hell for breaking one of the 10 commandments.
Thou shall not steal OP.
Enjoy an eternity of pain and suffering.
You might as well go lifelong criminal at this point. You are fucked in this world and the next.
Zachary Martinez
>decided to grab a couple things for myself because I have mental issues
what are you a liberal democrat?
Connor Turner
He is going to be looking at another retail job. He stays away from big boxes like Walmart and they won't even run a background check.
Gavin Lee
Your best option at this point is to commit suicide.
Dylan Morales
If you really have mental issues, you could try and say you have kleptomania I guess, but that probably doesn't help.
If anything it means you're more likely to steal stuff.
Ian Evans
you are very wrong my friend.
Benjamin Wood
I highly doubt that is his top option Op can still go for: drug dealing, pimping, stealing cars, robbing houses, fight clubs, cock fight, dog fights, drug making, porn making... Suicide is not a top option
Carson Carter
Well either suicide or pledging himself to the military.
You can loot and pillage without reprecussions then
Justin Morgan
Well I've had jobs at numerous gas stations, supermarkets, and other smaller chain businesses and I've never had a background check.
Easton Reyes
You at least could of tried for a graphics card or cpu user...
Nicholas Perry
They cut your hands off in some countries for this crime. I guess be glad that the worst that happens to youin Canada is some light jail time and not being able to get another job.
The guy I know in Montreal got 4 months of jail for stealing an Ipad.
Jeremiah Thompson
4 months? That's fucking retarded
Gabriel Barnes
u are right, but where the fuck is located the TakeNgo? or the bestSteal?
Ayden Carter
you were never alerted to your background check because you passed
what, do you think they loudly announce when they check it and the results?
Angel Gomez
I just emailed bestbuy loss prevention with some screenshots of this thread. Ive got you admitting what you stole. Should help their case when it goes to court and put you behind bars where you belong.
David Ramirez
Did they actually catch you in the act with anything? Have surveillance images? How did they bust you after the fact anyway?
Jeremiah Brown
No retail jobs for you my nigga. I use to be a APM at walmart. Asset protection manager. Its loss prevention. On the rare occasion i saw people that i caufht stealing working it was always fast food.
Nicholas Gomez
So basically, you're a fucking thief. Are you a nigger or something?
Jose Davis
>talk for a bit read my rights, statement, >statement
You we not stupid enough to sign a incriminating statement (Sometimes they pretend and call it an apology) were you user?
Asher Young
kek
Leo Jackson
If you were dumb enough to give a statement or admit guilt in any way you deserve the jail time that is coming.
Aaron Moore
In Canada there are different levels of information a company can get and usually the more info the more money it costs to do the checks
Juan Edwards
What store did you work at?
Christian Diaz
Idk being branded a rapist makes it so you can't even set foot in certain public places,but yeah being branded a thief is one of the worst things that can happen to you
Jaxson Jenkins
Dubs speak the truth. LP people are borderline retarded and you doing their job for them guarantees they will prosecute.
Most are too lazy to investigate in any reasonable manner (More so if they have a stack of confessions that meets their metrics) so if you got out of there without incriminating yourself congratulations on leaving a dead end job.
Landon Ortiz
Nigger thinking that I would actually say where I really work and that I actually live in Canada, I'll give you a hint dumbass I've been on b for years I don't live in Canada but a country similar to it and I didn't work at bestbuy I just used it cause its a larger retail store
Jack Davis
They said it's a statement for the court filling
Jeremiah Mitchell
I'll give you a hint I work for a European version of best buy
Owen Murphy
Why would you ever sign a statement from them. Just get up and leave.
Ryan Scott
A racist and a dirty thief?
I hope the judge throws the book at you. Enjoy crying yourself to sleep every night in jail, faggot.
Jack Nguyen
>Maximum damage control
Levi Campbell
They asked you to do their job for them and you said yes. And you got nothing in return other than making everyone who will make your life miserable in this matters job simple.
There was nothing keeping you from telling them to fuck off as it should of been pretty damn clear that you already lost your job at that point.
0/10
Oliver Sullivan
>saying racist like its a bad thing You know where you are, right?
Liam Brooks
Sign nothing, say nothing, leave.
You fucked up if you talked at all.
Lawyer up and hope they let you off with probation for first offense.
Easton Bailey
If you signed that statement. Its game over, you are going to jail. Though its probably 30 days or less.
Daniel Jones
The funny thing is he's gonna have to deal with best buy loss prevention now
Wyatt Gutierrez
1st offense u probably get acod and restitution. I am also banned from Best Buy for assault.
Cameron Foster
The only option you have left is selling child porn.
Christopher Nguyen
Just another thing Bitch tits at loss prevention told me that she would both need the product back and charge me for the products price.
Brandon Rivera
I vote rape bitch tits while listening to icona pop
Jose Sanders
If you want out of this you need to burn that building down as soon as possible. That way it erases all their files and they have much more important shit to deal with.
Jeremiah James
OP, here's what you do.
>Eat a massive meal.
>Then obtain a fire arm and some ammo. Wait about 8 hours until that meal is good and ready to come out.
Here's the tricky bit, now pay attention.
>Load your weapon and charge it.
>Regrip the weapon so that you have access to the trigger while the barrel is in your mouth. You may have to use your toes depending on the length of the riffle.
>Now, slowly and gently start easing out the massive shit into your underwear as you pull the trigger.
>Feel the sudden shock to your perception of reality as your brain tries to make sense of a loss of billions of connections.
>Feel the sense of shame and humiliation electrify you as your muscles spasm and tense and pure terror takes hold.
>Feel the warm piss and shit paint the inside of your breeches.
>Problem solved.
Joseph Taylor
"ma right as a free citizen"
James Bell
>700260957
Are you really this stupid?
Jack Cooper
All their stuff is dealt with in another town bitch tits was on a phone when I was talking
Logan Martin
are you really this stupid?
Grayson Lopez
Also most places run checks based on States you lived hence why they ask for previous addresses and jobs My background checks take the full fucking week because I've lived in 5 different States and only have a record in one Don't list that state of anything related to it >havent had a problem yet but iAlso don't get jobs that do fed checks
Jordan White
They sell 240gb these days ?
Cameron Rogers
Why the fuck would you steal from your employer? That's just plain dumb.
Nolan Wright
i got convicted for having 3 grams of coke in Tennessee and no one will hired me i have to get the damn thing expunged
Hunter Lee
This op. It's the only way
Zachary Sanders
Any truth to this? Curious Now
Logan Green
>Be wage slave >Steal from your master
Wow, great story, OP. You should write a book about it. It will no doubt be a best seller and then you can go on all the talkshows across the country and maybe even abroad.
Cooper Jenkins
I worked at Best Buy as well. They didn't fuck around with theft at my store either but you do realize you are literally always on camera right? If you're a Goy hire a decent lawyer and you may be able to get out with few scratches, otherwise you may get fucked. In terms of future jobs if it gets put on your record nobody will hire you but if you can get a smart Jew you may get out of it being put on your record.
John Roberts
You couldn't even afford a 240GB hard drive? You could've bought that for hardly anything and now you're just fucked.