I fucked up big time Sup Forums

I fucked up big time Sup Forums
>be me
>19
>working full time at best buy
>decided to grab a couple things for myself because I have mental issues
>managers start acting suspicious couple of weeks leading up to today (looking through my entire backpack like the goddamn tsa instead of just quickly peeking
>walk into work today and manager tells me to come into his office to talk to someone
>some chick working for "loss prevention"
>talk for a bit read my rights, statement, managers escort me out and I'm permanently banned from all bast buys
>during the talk bitch tits said that best buy has a 0% out of court resolution system (basically in 100% going to court)
This is going to be my first criminal offense how fucked am I for future jobs?

Also general "i fucked up thread"

What did you take?

Did you not understand the "Buy" part in Best Buy?

You are completely fucked. Everyone background checks now.No one will ever a hire an employee fired for stealing from a different employer.

Your only option is to move to a different country.

Just a 240gb hard drive

I read somewhere that in Canada only companies that require special background checks (hospitals, schools...) can see a first time shoplifting offense

The shit you stole was probably not even worth your paycheck let alone all the future paychecks you could be getting but now won't because nobody will hire your stealing ass

you fucked up. bad. my company hires felons, but if you have anything on your record related to embezzlement, fraud, or stealing in general you're automatically out.

turns out being branded a thief and a liar are the 2 worst things in this world, even probably beyond killer or rapist

That's not how background checks work...

Everything shows up when they check for criminal behavior.

You. Are. Fucked.

You dont steal computer shit you fool!

YOU SOME KIND OF NIGGER?

Not good op. The one thing every company fears is that an employee will steal from them. Everyone checks for that shit nowadays since its so easy. Join the army or be a jobless faggot the rest of your days.

Depends on the country. For example in Australia your criminal record can only be accessed if you give permission to the company/person.

which i assume you have to do to get any reputable job?

You retarded nigger.

You jeopardized your entire future for a 240gb hard drive? Seriously? I shit more storage space than that.

It's a fucking best buy. You can get a similar customer service job anywhere. Just dont list them as a reference. Don't listen to these guys OP. You are stupid as fuck though.

I dont want to argue with your faggot thief ass.
Either believe what everyone here is telling you or dont.

yeah...that sucks

a backround check isnt tied to anything other than yourself. new company will just look up your previous arrests/infractions with the law, see it's about thieving, and drop your ass

Full house

Not only will you never get another job, you will burn in hell for breaking one of the 10 commandments.

Thou shall not steal OP.

Enjoy an eternity of pain and suffering.

You might as well go lifelong criminal at this point. You are fucked in this world and the next.

>decided to grab a couple things for myself because I have mental issues

what are you a liberal democrat?

He is going to be looking at another retail job. He stays away from big boxes like Walmart and they won't even run a background check.

Your best option at this point is to commit suicide.

If you really have mental issues, you could try and say you have kleptomania I guess, but that probably doesn't help.

If anything it means you're more likely to steal stuff.

you are very wrong my friend.

I highly doubt that is his top option
Op can still go for: drug dealing, pimping, stealing cars, robbing houses, fight clubs, cock fight, dog fights, drug making, porn making...
Suicide is not a top option

Well either suicide or pledging himself to the military.

You can loot and pillage without reprecussions then

Well I've had jobs at numerous gas stations, supermarkets, and other smaller chain businesses and I've never had a background check.

You at least could of tried for a graphics card or cpu user...

They cut your hands off in some countries for this crime. I guess be glad that the worst that happens to youin Canada is some light jail time and not being able to get another job.

The guy I know in Montreal got 4 months of jail for stealing an Ipad.

4 months? That's fucking retarded

u are right, but where the fuck is located the TakeNgo? or the bestSteal?

you were never alerted to your background check because you passed

what, do you think they loudly announce when they check it and the results?

I just emailed bestbuy loss prevention with some screenshots of this thread. Ive got you admitting what you stole. Should help their case when it goes to court and put you behind bars where you belong.

Did they actually catch you in the act with anything? Have surveillance images? How did they bust you after the fact anyway?

No retail jobs for you my nigga. I use to be a APM at walmart. Asset protection manager. Its loss prevention. On the rare occasion i saw people that i caufht stealing working it was always fast food.

So basically, you're a fucking thief. Are you a nigger or something?

>talk for a bit read my rights, statement,
>statement

You we not stupid enough to sign a incriminating statement (Sometimes they pretend and call it an apology) were you user?

kek

If you were dumb enough to give a statement or admit guilt in any way you deserve the jail time that is coming.

In Canada there are different levels of information a company can get and usually the more info the more money it costs to do the checks

What store did you work at?

Idk being branded a rapist makes it so you can't even set foot in certain public places,but yeah being branded a thief is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Dubs speak the truth. LP people are borderline retarded and you doing their job for them guarantees they will prosecute.

Most are too lazy to investigate in any reasonable manner (More so if they have a stack of confessions that meets their metrics) so if you got out of there without incriminating yourself congratulations on leaving a dead end job.

Nigger thinking that I would actually say where I really work and that I actually live in Canada, I'll give you a hint dumbass I've been on b for years I don't live in Canada but a country similar to it and I didn't work at bestbuy I just used it cause its a larger retail store

They said it's a statement for the court filling

I'll give you a hint I work for a European version of best buy

Why would you ever sign a statement from them. Just get up and leave.

A racist and a dirty thief?

I hope the judge throws the book at you. Enjoy crying yourself to sleep every night in jail, faggot.

>Maximum damage control

They asked you to do their job for them and you said yes. And you got nothing in return other than making everyone who will make your life miserable in this matters job simple.

There was nothing keeping you from telling them to fuck off as it should of been pretty damn clear that you already lost your job at that point.

0/10

>saying racist like its a bad thing
You know where you are, right?

Sign nothing, say nothing, leave.

You fucked up if you talked at all.

Lawyer up and hope they let you off with probation for first offense.

If you signed that statement. Its game over, you are going to jail. Though its probably 30 days or less.

The funny thing is he's gonna have to deal with best buy loss prevention now

1st offense u probably get acod and restitution. I am also banned from Best Buy for assault.

The only option you have left is selling child porn.

Just another thing
Bitch tits at loss prevention told me that she would both need the product back and charge me for the products price.

I vote rape bitch tits while listening to icona pop

If you want out of this you need to burn that building down as soon as possible. That way it erases all their files and they have much more important shit to deal with.

OP, here's what you do.

>Eat a massive meal.

>Then obtain a fire arm and some ammo. Wait about 8 hours until that meal is good and ready to come out.

Here's the tricky bit, now pay attention.

>Load your weapon and charge it.

>Regrip the weapon so that you have access to the trigger while the barrel is in your mouth. You may have to use your toes depending on the length of the riffle.

>Now, slowly and gently start easing out the massive shit into your underwear as you pull the trigger.

>Feel the sudden shock to your perception of reality as your brain tries to make sense of a loss of billions of connections.

>Feel the sense of shame and humiliation electrify you as your muscles spasm and tense and pure terror takes hold.

>Feel the warm piss and shit paint the inside of your breeches.

>Problem solved.

"ma right as a free citizen"

>700260957

Are you really this stupid?

All their stuff is dealt with in another town bitch tits was on a phone when I was talking

are you really this stupid?

Also most places run checks based on States you lived hence why they ask for previous addresses and jobs
My background checks take the full fucking week because I've lived in 5 different States and only have a record in one
Don't list that state of anything related to it
>havent had a problem yet
but iAlso don't get jobs that do fed checks

They sell 240gb these days ?

Why the fuck would you steal from your employer? That's just plain dumb.

i got convicted for having 3 grams of coke in Tennessee and no one will hired me i have to get the damn thing expunged

This op. It's the only way

Any truth to this?
Curious Now

>Be wage slave
>Steal from your master

Wow, great story, OP. You should write a book about it. It will no doubt be a best seller and then you can go on all the talkshows across the country and maybe even abroad.

I worked at Best Buy as well. They didn't fuck around with theft at my store either but you do realize you are literally always on camera right? If you're a Goy hire a decent lawyer and you may be able to get out with few scratches, otherwise you may get fucked. In terms of future jobs if it gets put on your record nobody will hire you but if you can get a smart Jew you may get out of it being put on your record.

You couldn't even afford a 240GB hard drive? You could've bought that for hardly anything and now you're just fucked.