>hosting new years part at my house for family
>go upstairs to tell people dinner's ready
>find 12 yr old cousin fapping to the covers of my vinyl copies of The Money Store and Baroness's Purple in my music room
>just kinda walked out
>this was 5 minutes ago
So, how are your new years going, Sup Forums?
tell him he's gay because he is
>inb4 traps aren't gay
wow your cousin has shitty taste in fap material (not saying this music is shit)
This didn't happen
>not owning midori desu
you dun goofed here buddy
for his birthday gift him pic related
will do m8
If it were a copy of Virgin Killer with the original cover, would he be a degenerate monster or would it be normal given his age?
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shit man i would have gone to his birthday
man, that's sad
This is really sad...
the vinyl version is super raretho
didnt some other board find this and get a bunch of people to go to his party or something?
not Sup Forums, reddit I think?
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nah it was Sup Forums
I love when they do this kind of stuff...
I would go to your party Julius ;(
My sister's went out to parties and I stayed at home with my brother and parents and played board games (I won). Then they went to bed and I cried.
>tfw this actually does hit close to home
>tfw on Sup Forums on NYE right now
Did he ever reply?
Confront him
Theres nothing wrong with being a
I don't know, but is quite sure that people actually went to his party.
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I'm so damn happy for him right now.
Does anyone else ever imagine what it's like to have friends?
I have one friend and he's probably going to be killed, since he's on deployment in Turkey, so yes.
Like, sometimes...
anons on Sup Forums are the only friends i need ;^)
:)
I unironically have this
> unironically
Why mention this? it's a pretty good album (I have the vinyl actually).
So who took the picture
his mom
Godspeed Julius
At least he has a mom
>So who took the picture
you're a regular sherlock holmes
What album is this?
Candy-O by The Cars
that's good for him:-)
Thanks.
OP what happened wit your cousin did you confront him
Oh look, another pseudo alternative generic normie thread.
hate when this happens
But that's very nice, friend!
That's so great
yes`
i can just imagine him jacking off to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy.
Or Boces
>tfw both girls I invited out bailed last minute
>ended up going to party alone
>tfw no new years kiss
>get pretty drunk though
>meet some new girls
Life isn't awful right now. I know 2017 won't be perfect but I feel alright. Listening to The Campfire Headphase and eating Oreos, feeling good right now.