Smoked weed for the first time today. Greentext incoming

Smoked weed for the first time today. Greentext incoming.

>Be British
>Have to pay for me and my girlfriend because I'm too nice to say otherwise
>Get to friend's house, give him money
>He rolls a spliff
>Take like 4 drags and don't choke to death, not even feeling high though
>Kinda act dumb to make them think I'm high, they're already baked
>Dude starts rolling a perfect blunt
>Hands me it, take a massive drag and my throat fucking collapses
>Zone out sitting on a spinny chair for a bit, hear my friends tell me I'm high
>Stand up and walk across the room to a mattress on the floor with headphones in
>Lay down and fall asleep
>Wake up after a while
>Dude gives me some Ready Salted crisps
>Eat a few
>Fall asleep
>Get a regular brownie, eat that too
>Go get some water
>Fall asleep, when I wake up I'm suddenly okay and we watch some anime called Spirited Away I think

But what apparently happened:
>Froze up in my chair and started panicking because I couldn't move, cried
>Threw myself down onto a pile of dirty clothes on a "mattress"
>Listened to music in a trance for six minutes
>Had a breakdown about how I thought I'd lose all my friends, cried a lot
>Got a phone call, cried and panicked
>Said something lewd to my gf but she won't tell me
>Took 10 minutes to eat one crisp from the bag and then dropped it
>Took 30 minutes to eat the brownie, was delicious I remember
>Asked "why am I scared?" 50 times
>Told my friends they were scumbags

More first-timer stories?

>Smoked on parents porch at night
>laughed throughout the night talking about memories
Pretty sure we woke up the whole block and that was a suburban neighborhood as well.

the first time i smoked weed i was in a party, 30 mins after smoking i took a cab to my house and the day after woke up totally dressed
not too weird

That was your first time? I mean apparently I laughed at a map of Europe for 15 minutes but other than that I was just super depressing all afternoon

yeah. that was the very first time. At the time I only did weed with my close buddies so we had a blast. Forgot to mention that it was smoking out of an aluminum can but we were kids at the time.

get off my lawn degenerate millennial trash RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>friend want scissors
>get scissors to his car he's cutting weed
>asks if I want to joinot I say yes
>end up smoking and eating everything
>end uproduct at home high as fuck
>eating ice cream straight from the box it's cold but worth it
>sister talking about shitty intire time
>pass out in bed
>next day find out I went to sleep before 10:00 and my sisters pistl cause I ignored her pleads to stop eating her ice cream
>apparently I said she talking shitty on repeat smiling

First time smoking weed
>Be me around 11 years old
>Parents never gave me rules
>Hanged out at playground with druggie teens
>One had weed let me smoke a bowl
>Did not know how to use a bowl but I smoked cigs so I knew how to inhale
>Laughed at stick for a half hour
>Only smoked weed from then on when offered

speed up
>be me age 14
>depressed as fuck, life sucks
>smokes weed alot more but poort as fuck
>becomes 15 and starts making money

I now smoke 10G a week around 1Gish a day
Everday.

No regrets.

Im high as fuck what I meant to say is basically from 15 on (im 18 now) I have been smoking weed everyday since....most I ever been without in 2 years was for like 1 and a half days. Its a good way to live.

I smoke a gram a day HG stuff. Regret life to the max!

>Be British
stopped reading there

First time I ever tried Weed

>Bought an edible from my friend
>Parents were going to be gone for 3 days due to a business trip plus it was Friday
>Perfect
>Get home and down that brownie
>Decide to play some CS zombie mode while I wait for it to kick in.
>Get Head shot sometime around mid game as a zombie
>Start laughing
>Cant stop laughing
>Team gets confused
>Realized it has kicked in
>Go AFK to stand up to take a piss
>Feels like I'm floating in water
>Walk to the bath room and sat down to piss as not to make a mess
>towels felt sooo soft
>Finish and stumble back to the game
>Cannot talk cause I'm laughing so hard
>Everyone tells me to go to bed cause late

Wake Up
>So tired
>go to bathroom
>Turns out I pulled down the towel rack trying to grab a towel
>left a towel in the toilet for some reason
>Eyes are completely bloodshot
>Eyes still bloodshot for several days afterwards
>Jump online
>Friends ask if I'm ok because I was acting weird last night and would not stop laughing (Usually Im a super serious guy online so that was one of the rare occasions where they heard me laugh)
>"Dont worry guys I just tried weed for the first time"

Now they all think Im a huge Pothead.

>17
>after classes, in highschool
>friend 1 had rolled a spliff for me and friend 2
>his first time too
>explains how i should take smoke and air in my lungs
>notlistening.zip
>friend 1 lights the spliff
>passes it
>i take the most stupidly big hit
>pass it to friend 2
>inhale
>start coughing like a retard with the smoke still in my lungs
>keep coughing for a good 10 minutes
>litteraly dying on the floor laughing and coughing
>get up, part ways with friend 1
>wake up later at home

i dont even want to know what happened but that shit was obv dirty

>Being this much of a degenerate

First time i smoked i did it wrong and didnt get high at all, so ill just tell of the first time i got really stoned...

> we were chilling with a couple of my mates at a youth centre type of deal
> the plan was to drink some bears and smoke some
> i only smoked a couple joints in my life so didnt expect much of it
> friend of mine takes out a bong
> i take a big hit, thinking it wouldnt hit me so hard as usual
> massive coughing fit
> friends actualy concerned about my health
> it gets better
> i get massively stoned, both in my head and body
> felt like i was floating
> somebody made a terrible joke and i laughed hysterically for like 20 minutes
> friend of mine was eating cheetos
> eating too much cheetos
> he went outside to barf
> barf was bright orange
> we stand around him, high as fuck,laughing as he pukes a bright orange slushy
> ate a hamburger, was so amazing
> another friend (most experienced guy in the group) put on some pink floyd while we fell asleep
> ever since that day pink floyd is my greatest band of all time

Yeah! Realy nice to live this way, as long you stay High! Trust me, stop for 1-2 weeks and you didn't think this way... As long you don't get High again...

>smoked pot
>didn't feel different
>watched tv
>now I enjoy it, but that first time, nothing

First time with edibles was much more exciting.

Smoked weed 4 or 5 times now and all it's ever done is send me straight to sleep. Kinda boring, does this pass with time or is it just my reaction to it?

try doing it earlier in the day

>smoke with a friend
>tell him everything feels unreal
>he touches my chest and asks if it still does
>didn't reply because i felt my chest melting

What really happened:
>take a few hits
>sit next to a guy I've never met and drool on his arm while saying that shit feels unreal
>he breaks my ribs and asks if I felt that
>didn't reply because I couldn't breathe
>never had my ribs checked
>still have breathing stings to this day occasionally


Granted, I was 14 back then and a right old spastic.

Been 13 years since then and I've never seen him again

I've had friends who smoke regularly for years and this was still always their reaction. Meet up to smoke, smoke, they pass out like 10 minutes later mid game/movie/chat.

if they call themselves stoners and pass out after 10 minutes they cant smoke for shit lol....

{op}
>he breaks my ribs

I died hahaha, how the fuck did you never get that checked???

I was 14 and thought my parents would freak out if they found out I tried smoking weed so my ribs took one for the team. They're good lads

you're telling me this dude broke your ribcage with a punch, and you had no pierced lungs?? nothing?? mad

Started smoking at 12, I'm 23 now. To be honest it got old. After you smoke everyday for 11 years you build a decent tolerance. I don't even buy weed anymore. I just hit it if it gets passed my way. A lot of the times I don't get high anymore. Take me back to 8th grade, smoking weed in the baseball dug outs before school with my friends and trying to function for the next three classes. I went from buying quarters and halfs every day to not even caring. Also didn't her high the first time so there's that. Hard drugs are fun though.

Woah some fucking hilarious stories in this thread...

Here's mine:

>Be 12
>Dad's gone so I kind of search through the garage lookin for cool things
>Find an ornate looking box
>A black pocket knife, shitty glass pipe and a film canister
>I know this smell
>Feeling devious as fuck I go in the back yard shed
>Load the bowl, but am smoking through the carb like a dumbass
>Didn't work
>Again, smoke faster more more
>Nothing
>30 minutes later and I'm watching ATHF
>Can't even watch frylock so high staring at wall
>Had a panic attack in bed

Just pointing out that some people just have that reaction despite smoking regularly for years. I also know one guy who behaves like he's on acid when he's high. He just seems to be very sensitive to THC, he gets the psychoactive active effects a lot stronger than others. It's just interesting to see how differently people react to the same drug. It's why I've always loved smoking around strangers.

i just dont understand, if you pass out that easily from smoking whats still fun about it? is it just the sedative properties then? thats kinda sad, if you just wanna get knocked the fuck out, take valium or some shit

Not pierced but they healed terribly. Xray shows how shit they grew back. Parts are stupidly close to the lungs and stuck in that position so they press against my lungs sometimes which hurts like fuck. Basically means I can't sigh, yawn or sneeze properly without pain.

Could get an operation to fix it but I honestly don't care enough to spend fucking 20k on that

>15 years old
>Sit on park bench with some upper classmen i used to hang out with
>They roll one up and pass around
>My turn
>Take 5 tokes and pass
>feelsgoodman.iso
>Laugh about dumb shit and listen to music with the guys

I'm coming close to being 24 yo and smoke less because more work, but still smoke regularly

not a good way to live at all. i did the same, from 14-15 to when i was 18. not long turned 19 and fuckin wish i hadn't been so ignorant. fucks with your brain when you're still growing. the fact you say it's a good way to live suggests that you do it mainly to say that you do it.

First time was with my then-girlfriend, her friend and my friend.
>be me 15 or 16
>brother sells drugs so dude easily slings me an entire fucking 8th of dank
>chillin sith friend, girlfriend & her female friend
>friend won't smoke - anxiety (this kid smoked in 4th grade with his degenerate bro)
>we use a pop can and just start ripping that shit
>me, kelly and Jessie hitting it hard
>smoke entire 8th in one sitting
Cannot stand up
>every time I look down (at these wood chips commonly at parks) I always expected to be somewhere else when I looked up
>hysterically laugh
>walk around, stumbling in euphoria
>get back to Jessie's and all lay on the trampoline
>cuddle
>get text from mom
>time to come home
Go home and cry at how fucking amazing my experience was

First time posting so bear with me here.

>be me
>16 at the time
>me and my friend meet up with the weed man
>literally just call him the weed man
>????
>weed man give us a joint, we smoke it.
>town fair is in town (rides and shit games)
>kicks in while walking there, can only focus on one thing
>go on rides, felt like I was flying through space
>go home
>eat
>sleep
>wake up feeling great except I have a terrible sun burn from the day before

10/10

It's so funny that I know the guy in that pic

First time I smoked weed:
>Be in college
>Long hair, bushy beatnik beard
>Mom accuses me of being a pothead
>Promise ive never done drugs
>"Do you want to, user?"
>Say I've always been curious
>"Wait here"
>Sit in the balcony
>Mom brings out this fat blunt rolled up in some chocolate flavored paper
>Teaches me how to smoke weed
>Bumps me lightly in the chest telling me to hold it in
>We laugh all night and eat sandwiches
>"Now you know what it's like... don't go and do it out there with folks you don't know"

My mom is the fucking best.

how fucking stupid do you have to be to buy in joint form. could've put fucking anything in it

Anybody else love the "frames" that your vision experiences when you first smoke?
Almost like a skipped piece of paper in a flip drawing.

First time getting high:

>"I think I'm high now"

Oh dude stoner bands are stoner bands for a reason. Pink Floyd and tame impala and Neil Young are all so good when high

> on holiday at butlins
> havin a few cigs
> playin house of d dead whilst mam n dad r in da pub
> gt calld ova by dis dood
> say u wont weed ?
> smoked weed n i wos blayzd m8 n we did mc battels n it wos peng
> i wonder on to da pier at lyk midnight alone
> cant c anyfin
> go in 2 toliets 2 smash da toilets n flood da place
> a bloke in an dressed as an owl grabs me
> rapes me
> fukkin lol he a battyman!!!!

>Be me
>Be 12 or something like that
>Brother asks if I want to smoke with him
>Smoke with him
>Feel like shit
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Go to school

Indica strains tend to have a sedating effect. Sativa strains on the other hand produce a more energetic high. I also find that sativa doesn't give me much anxiety, and I can think clearly. Sativa has higher THC levels, while indica has higher CBD, and this is why they produce the effects that they do.

Personally though, I prefer the sedating effect of indica, and I don't smoke when I'm doing anything that requires me to be clear headed. The anxiety sucks though, but it's nothing a xanax or klonopin won't solve, albeit that will intensify the sedation, which is fine by me.

>Be me 15
>Go to the woods with friends one had a bro sold dank
>Rip off bong
>Happyaf.iso
>find stup shit very funny
>Go home bloodshot eyes
>tell mom its my contacts
>wake up feels great

>Be me, like 12 I think
>Moving to new state, so in shitty apartment with parents and brother
>one day when no one is home, I look through my parent's closet for some reason
>find tiny pipe and like a gram
>Decide to try and smoke it on the back porch
>Pack it almost correctly
>Hold the lighter on it for like a half second
>Inhale
>Cough alot
>keep doing this, feel nothing after 10 or so minutes
>put what's left back, lie down
>Get stomach ache
>Confused
>Give up

I knew a guy who was schizophrenic. He wasn't a friend. He was the local crazy fucker basically, but generally everyone felt sorry for him and tried to be nice to him and overlook him. He was actually nice, and likable most of the time.

Anyway, he was a pothead, but weed made him go absolutely ape shit. I mean it was like it had the same effect on him that liquor does on a lot of drunks. It made him quick to want to fight over stupid bullshit. He couldn't actually fight though, so it was very fortunate that people would go out of their way to tolerate him. If you didn't know him he probably would have came across as being very frightening, and well, that did happen from time to time, and he'd end up getting his ass beaten to a pulp.

He ended up being murdered. It wasn't over his behavior though. The guy who did it thought he was fucking around with his gf, so he lured him out in the woods, shot him, and hacked his body up. They found his head in a bucket of cement in a pond. The guy who did it somehow only got convicted for manslaughter, and only served a few years in prison for it. That's extremely fucked up, especially considering how fucking gruesome it was.

>be british

>get blitzed

Bump

I smoked before this but didn't know how to and never got high so
>16 yrs old
>bought 2 grams of weed from a bitch
>go at the park around 9pm with 2 friends
>they never smoked before
>we roll two little joints and smoke them
>get high for the first time and feels good
>my friends didn't get high tho
>I lay on the bench smiling and just chill
>my 2 friends are standing because I wanted to lay down and relax, there was another bench but wtf they just stand watching me
>one of the 2 looks at the phone and shit, nobody speaks
>I look at them, feel like i'm in a coffin or shit
>I'm still smiling but I start making strange thoughts, my friends don't smile laugh or shit and I just don't know why
>i say to sit the fuck down and laugh
>they don't laugh, just silent as fuck
>they are two of my dearest friend so I don't even know how but my thoughts were strange and I felt like they hated me or something like that, can't really explain
>I say lets go get something to drink
>we go and buy some beers from a gas station (didn't know at that time that carbonated stuff is cancer after you smoke weed)
>that beer was shit but ok
>we sit down around somewhere and just chill, my 2 friends are speaking about something, felt fucking stupid and ignored
>the night goes on until 1am, I keep forgetting stuff all the time, I start to speak then stop in the middle and say "what was I saying?" and shit like that for most of the time

fucking friends damn, they made that night fucking weird stange depressing and shit