Olympics comfy thread #17

Getting a cheeky gold edition

This thread is for a slower-paced discussion about anything related to the olympics.

Poll: strawpoll.me/10818943

>Full schedule: rio2016.com/en/schedule-and-results

>How to watch for free?
Obtain a British/Canadian proxy and watch online on BBC/CBCO

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youtube.com/watch?v=VxK05rOmOZw
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>get VPN
>enjoy coverage for FREE that brits / leaf cucks had to pay for via their tv tax / oppressive taxation

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Anything left worth watching tonight?

You get coverage for free online, even if you don't have a licence famalampam.

Reply to this post if you have won as many World Wars, or as many medals in Rio, as Ecuador.

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you've been spewing and repeating the same information for 2 straight days. Nobody fucking cares, we're all literally using it as well, don't need to be autistic and announce to the thread we're using a proxy.

>the city of Brazil
0x0 with Iraq might as well give up now to save ourselves the embarrassment of another 7x1

Thank goodness she's okay

if i'm in Canada what is the best website to watch the olympics live?

Who here /drunk/ and /high/ and /tweeking/?

>watching the wrong game
Japan practically own goal twice and still managed to catch up.

>concussion and three cracks on spine
>okay

Anything good left to watch, lads?


watching the swimming, but not sure if other options are available?

the point is that you are benefiting off what brits/leafs pay for

they are the losers in this exchange

I watched it live and I honestly thought she was kill

I think you can watch for free on CBC

Its almost midnight in brazil

>Swimming
>Russia comes out
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOO's

Thank fuck. Thought we would never hear them.

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Brazil men's soccer is on right now vs. Iraq

95th minute, 0-0

Thank you! heres a funny pic.

If I had ever played Final Fantasy I might find that funny

How the fuck has it been 4 years since the last olympics. Hope the bmx is as fun as it was in the last one. missed anything good?

U S A
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

USA
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Is this loss?

MOVE OVER SHITS


USA NUMBER ONE

here you then

Whoever was first swimmer for Aus drown them

IRAQ FOR THE WIN

>USA TAKES THE LEAD
USA TAKES THE LEAD
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USA TAKES THE LEAD
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USA TAKES THE LEAD
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USA TAKES THE LEAD
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USA TAKES THE LEAD
>USA TAKES THE LEAD
USA TAKES THE LEAD
>USA TAKES THE LEAD
USA TAKES THE LEAD
>USA TAKES THE LEAD
USA TAKES THE LEAD
>USA TAKES THE LEAD
USA TAKES THE LEAD
>USA TAKES THE LEAD
USA TAKES THE LEAD

GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

the booing is intense

Prove Michael Phelps isn't a dolphin.

I'll wait.

NOT ONLY ARE WE THE BEST SWIMMERS

BUT WE ARE THE BEST LOOKING!

REST OF WORLD BTFO!

AMERICA FIRST!

NATIONALISM, NOT GLOBALISM!

FUCK ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS!

been outside for a while, on the phone right now, what has happened?
who gold, who choke?
happenings?

>He's washed up they said
>His bong hit would ruin his career they said

Where were you when the """""""experts""""" were btfo?

USA MOTHERFUCKER

USA gold, AUS choke

Can Dolphins even use a bong?

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

fucking unbelievable


also

PHELPS
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SUCK A DICK REST OF WORLD

youtube.com/watch?v=VxK05rOmOZw

N I N E T E E N

The wall just grew 10 feet higher Pedro.

They can setup rape caves.

I'm sure they can figure out a bong.

>19 gold medals in swimming

what would be the equivalent of this in running/sprinting?

Is this the only race Phelps is in this Olympics? Can he make it 20 medals before he hangs it up?

Lol ioc bans Russian cripples. Makes sense, not like they'll stand up to them.

at this point, unbelievable would be if they cheered

he has a IM race

Why does NBC insist on tape delaying everything when it is very clear by their shitty ratings that it's not working/people hate it?

At my uncles and everyone wants to watch gymnastics when phelps is on

Jesus

WE AMERIGOLDS AGAIN

Around 7-8 medals. Swimming has a retarded amount of events.

>NBCSN
>Judo

Nice that their giving it air time, even if I have no idea what's going on.

gold in 110, 200, 400 hurdles
gold in 100, 200 400 sprint
gold in relays for both

your corporate overlords hate change

look at how badly they're backing hillary.

>"By doing a short tape-delay of one hour, it allows us to put it in a time period when more people are home to watch, because it is a Friday night and they get out of their commute or home from wherever they are. And it allows us to curate it with the narrative and storytelling of our announcers to explain what's going on. And it allows us to put in commercials without cutting out large chunks of the show."
>"The people who watch the Olympics are not particularly sports fans. More women watch the games than men, and for the women, they're less interested in the result and more interested in the journey. It's sort of like the ultimate reality show and miniseries wrapped into one. And to tell the truth, it has been the complaint of a few sportswriters. It has not been the complaint of the vast viewing public."
-Mark Lazarus:NBC Sports Group chairman

>Lazarus

can't make this shit up lad

All these countries bout to get shit on by four tiny American girls

that's fucked m8

fucking casuals ruining the olympics for the rest of us

>that qt little hue monkey

>the ultimate reality show and miniseries wrapped into one
wew

fucking hell USA the STATE of your media.

>Literally editing the fucking Olympics to make it more like a Disney film to be more palatable for US audiences and so you can cram in more adverts.

>for the women, they're less interested in the result and more interested in the journey

hmm rly makes u thnk

What is Sup Forums eating for dinner? Just got a small dinner before going to bed.

That's why they have annoying features on every American in every irrelevant sport just before they come in last.

Watching CBC this year has been way more pleasant.

anyone else watching /gym/ on NBC feed?

These brazilian girls are pretty good.

Bruh, we know. If you saw the American broadcast if the opening ceremony, it was ads every like 3 minutes

>And it allows us to put in commercials
>muh female audience
Fuck this country. I want out.

this is the reason why I don't buy white caps

How well does iced coffee go with baseball caps?

so is that it for olympic events for the day?

This is comfy thread. Take your sore winner attitude to another thread.

>NBC forced the NFL to cancel their hall of fame game just so they didn't get murdered even harder in ratings

really makes you think, the only thing that can stop the NFL are the broadcast networks

Is that filet-o-fish? I haven't had one of those in at least 10 years.

It's Tape Delay right?

>watching tape delayed gymnastics qualifiers when The King just stomped on the rest of the world yet again.

>It's after midnight in Rio, they're playing beach volleyball, and the competitors are wearing sun glasses

what's happening

> Be British athlete
> No discernable race

jej

Yeah, but I didn't see it live, so it's new to me.

watching some amazing highlights right now, the taiwanese woman's weightlifting champion sounds like a dude

Be honest Sup Forums or ameribros: would you want the Olympics to come back to the states with LA's bid for 2024?

im watching an argentina soccer game... is this live? am I being fooled by american cable?

so the sand doesnt get into their eyes?

Bright stadium lights?

>tfw you have 8 channels that show the Olympics and Americans have to endure that shit.

LA is a shithole

I wouldn't mind they come back to the states, but not LA. They already hosted in 1984.

Just ate 2 chicken legs and a breast with a ton of rice. Tryna bulk.

>casuals
>women

As if anyone needed another reason to despise both.

Can't wait until they finally die. Still probably 10 years away though.

>is this live

no it's not

Post your olympicsfu

I'll start

>ingrid oliveira

man I fucking hate this country right now