If you see this thread you are now a member of Star Fleet

If you see this thread you are now a member of Star Fleet.

Do I get to fuck Captain Picard, with my gigantic Klingon schlong?

Post the pussy pics of her

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I get to be uhura

how about some hot vulcan ass?

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Hook me up with seven of nine. She's an absolute babe.

Nice more?. But there are pussy pics.

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Get out of here Sulu, Picard is mine!!

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Red shirt reporting for duty

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Normal or Terran Empire?

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Bless your soul

That's not real. My seven is a saint.

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Clean shaven.

Fuck yeah, can I be Darth Sidious?

jesus, at least 20% of them titties are nipples

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Pussy pics?

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Nevar forget

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"Good evening Captain Picard"
"You are probably wondering who we are"

Fuck

Don't mind me. I'm just here to get a three way in with Odo and Capt. Janeway.

I'm so glad to see this. I was there during this.

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Paris reporting in

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Quark is that you?

Kim reporting out

Was a great thread.

I'm a red shirt and I just died.

I'll bet you love janeways man voice don't you? And that 90's power hair cut and padded man shoulders. Just get a man instead of beating around the bush.

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How many times did he die on the show anyway? I forgot but I think it was more than 10

Star wars is better

>they found my holorecordings

An hero faggot

NEVER!!!

Holodecks are broken again

Engineering reporting in

We may be dead in the water for a bit captain.

You're just mad because Janeway was the only action hero captain who would say cheesy action hero one liners be for doing cool things and frequently grabbing a rifle and going Rambo to save her ship.

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oh huh the guy on powers is the kid from star trek? shiiiiet

what episode? i looked for it but didnt see one..

Captain proton to the rescue

What I do on my free time and who I simulate on the holodeck is my business.

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Reminder that Lt. Tom Paris was on the 80's (or 90s?) He-Man movie with Dolph Lundgren and that bitch from Friends.

Seeking jamaharon

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Bridge. This is Ensign Dicky. The farming simulator on the holodeck is malfunctioning.

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Remember that time she killed a virus by stabbing it with a big ass knife?

Or when she was about to destroy the krenum time ship she said "times up" like a bad ass dispite noone being around, or saying "it's time to take out the garbage" before fucking over the maylon?

She's too cool for the alpha quadrant.

Androids reporting in

This picture exists and can never be undone.

and this one too

It's 2016. These days it is perfectly acceptable to admit your love of a mans body. Me, I'll take seven all day.

What's wrong with her ears?

and this....god wesley crusher literally became "my wife's son"

>kim trying to be cool

>Kate mulgrew tying not to cry

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iPhones only please

Well to be fair it's Nathan Fillion

All his convention pictures involve him stealing other people's girls

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Hey guys! What's happening in this thread?

see

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Tom you cad, classic academy Paris

I don't give a fuck if there are virgins and crack in that nebula, I'm not going in

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You didn't need to do that

Redshirt reporting in and ready to die, captain!

BsD is Shit.

The look on Nelix's face. omg

fucking saved

did we ever settle the most important trek questions? like if you make a holographic daughter can you fuck her, and what's the age of consent in the federation anyway, and how does it apply to species that don't age the same rate as humans?
if a human is on a planet with a lower age of consent than the federation, does the federation enforce its laws extraterritorially on its members like the US does with its citizens?
..so many questions

Reply to this post to be "assimilated"

Hey boys! Like my new uniform?

What class of starship would you like to command?

I'm all about the nebula class.

tl;dr

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I think it just classifies as child porn.

After you fuck on the holodeck, where does the semen go? Does the ship reabsorb the energy and recycle it into food through the replicators?

Gimme the Delta Flyer any day, this ship a fucking HOT ROD