Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Well would claim but shes taken, so I shamelesy roll trips once again

hello.

reroll

Excuse me, are you trying to make sense? Because you aren't. You don't even take yourself seriously.

reroll

I am Elite

reroll

trips?

once more

Elitism

too many dubs

>claiming

claiming my waifu

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still here

(Chelsea)
what being a sub or a "bitchboi" ethier way im not plagued by needing to be the hyper macho tough guy I dont care if you think im weak or strong I would rather be weak so it is easier to find a girl who can over power me I think that need to flex and puff your chest is for idiots anyway

(angry marine)
DOW is fun the dark eldar got fucked over though

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Miho claimed

Kitty!

You didn't say straight white male
You fucked up

Surprise suprise, someone finally got their head out of their ass for once.

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My anus is ruffled

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If this post ends in a 9, you must say something about your Waifu's belly. Yes, you have to use the word 'belly.'

reroll

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Ok

meme

> (You)

My precious little waifu.

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You could have prevented this.

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That's rude Moogs, you deserve a punishment.

(Alice)
Yeah it's frustrating to lose all you've been working for
(Chelsea)
>You say through it again~
(Esdeath)
Hmm something like the province next door

Fuck league of legends.

the last two games were easily an hour and a half total. 1st game varus died 26 times and ashe was afk for like half the game.

2nd game ashe went afk too.

weird whats up with ashe? she lazy or something?

Anyway how goes it waifu?

Why would I have?

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True, got a clear view of things as well. That is a good idea, the cost and all however would have to be researched. Feeling that way about the Genji skin. Which summer version are you aiming for?

With OW, they sure are

>Wonderful garment choice, ain't it?
That's right up my alley then. Where is Alice from? Seems interesting.

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Hello everyone
>no life is still a no life
>Juvia claimed
> happy to be here

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>calling your waifu little
You disgust me user

oh yes yes forgot you where french Canadian my bad

what being a sub or a "bitchboi" ethier way im not plagued by needing to be the hyper macho tough guy I dont care if you think im weak or strong I would rather be weak so it is easier to find a girl who can over power me I think that need to flex and puff your chest is for idiots anyway

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I won't stop posting Shiro, mind as well stop rolling.

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Whatever floats your boat man, just don't go near my squirrels

Ugh fine have a lollipop

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Nigga please I was here posting her as my waifu 2 years before you even came here

That's fine. Refer to

Thats fine, you fat fuck. still rolling the claim will be mine

Well I mean you can't exactly call your waifu little, but my waifu (not the same user btw) is little and very precious.
>She's only 5'2 and she's very timid and not so strong, so I have to protect her.

I didnt know you could own them but i promise i wont hurt your squirrels
>even though ive only ever killed mice so far

Hello You Know

You aren't above anybody.
5-8-14

Good, glad we got this settled

Im right here you fucking donut

If I think it, I am.
youtube.com/watch?v=OwSpn4pmv9Q

(Penny)
It's good to have a game you like though
(Doll)
Some cuts of beef are good
Well, it's more so that when you die you don't live past 5 minutes because someone who is geared comes along and shoots you while you're running around naked with a rock
Alice is from Pandora Hearts. I love her character and personality because they so reflect my own.
Dresses are the ultimate clothing for women just as suits are the ultimate clothing for men
>claiming

You don't know that

Nice helmet.

Does anyone know any good VNs for mobile?

So you basically just love yourself that much?

>so I have to protect her.
ewwwwww I dont consider weak girls humans but if you want her you can have her my dude

>Is that a biblical verse?
>Hail satan nigger.

Well, I personally prefer the role of protector, I feel strong and needed, it makes me happy. To each their own as they say ^^

Nothing is dropping.

It functions, I don't use it often though.

Well other shiros gotten to be a cocky doucher it seems, but ive been claiming her for years, whenever the FLCL girl claimer was around. god damn new fags trying to steal my waifu

5-8 refers to 14 refers to his age.

Doll claimed.

Ayy(ase)

Got em.

She's gonna get cold real quick in just that.

Nice facial hair.

Build a sniper tower next to your mailbox. Real good view then. Yeah, it's worth a look I guess. If it happens again especially so. Either to be honest, its just the hair I want gone.

And WoW to some extent
>No, you think you want it but you don't

Eh I dunno, I prefer beef hot. Turkey can make a nice cold cut though now that I think about it.

>I dont consider weak girls humans
Incredible.

>free week champs
>tabarnaks internally
I'm already done with it can I have another one?
I remember one time there was 5 of us with spears and shit and we tried to take down a dude when he got out of his fortress but we got genocided

Yeah.
>So I decided not to play Siege
Instead I'm watching Ghost Stories for the first time.

youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg

>Forgot image.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQJnWA1lJI
Got em good

Dont get greedy!

Reporting for duty!

Mashiro claimed

ill never get it myself but i suppose

I dont get it?

kek im sorry but at least you are close

More so it was someone I could relate to. If you watch the show it will make sense what I mean
Cold turkey isn't my thing. Hot turkey sandwich though, it's bueno
He have an AK? That tends to happen. The last server I was in we ended up getting raided by guys with a trigger bot. Literally only headshots no matter how little we moved or were hidden
I've never heard of that before. Is it a documentary or a spoopy show
At ease cutie. How are you?

You seem to be pretty good at that-

Welp, what are you looking for?

You should rename that queen if cucks, get it? cuz she got cucked

Why is your pants so poofy?

Its an anime where the original translation for the dub was so messy and shitty, they basically said fuck it and let somebody else just write it in.
For example: Grandpa: "When this bitch kicks it I'm movin to vegas!"
Its fucking beautiful.
I'm a bit sloppy right now because Ghost Stories is already the funniest thing I've seen in over a month.

ewwwwww I dont consider weak guys humans but if you want her you can have her my dude

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I motherfucking knew you were a fatty other shiro, from those 20 min runs lel

Tell your waifu to take a shower

Hey, that's me.

Never heard of it, thanks. That's neat, strengthens the connection for the character. Exactly my man, express the grace and style they have.

Square Enix had some dabbling in the show as well, it shows.

There's some old wood planks and stuff sitting in the garage, would make a formidable sight as well. Haha, fair enough, then again I don't play her so it doesn't matter to me.

Not that into WoW, but that quote sticks out.

weak girls are not necessary for me they only breed more weak subs need them to die off with the chest pounder guys

I dont get it

please just one more for now then I'll be good for a while
I'd love to go see your convention someday it's so much bigger than the one we have here
I'm not sure what he had but we got owned. We still had a blast though

Anything at all.
E-2 Boss and D mostly.
Only interesting thing i have gotten is Tokitsukaze

Sigh how I say no to a cute face like that

She can though, lol?
the one man she loved cucked her harder then a dude watching his wife get fucked by 9 black guys kek