What up, faggots?

what up, faggots?

rate my rich, expensive suit you could never afford.

also, while you're down there being peasants, I want you to shine my shoes to perfection. make it snappy, anons.

That looks like you got it at walmart.

go buy you some eyebrows

how about you lose some weight you fat lonely slob and maybe you can extend yourself to other clothing outlets than walmart?

>Blue Wrist-band

Is that old middle-school fad about what sex acts you'll do coming back?

post nudes of your sister

Nice i heart boobies wristband you faggot. Are you still in middle school?

>trash grill
>trash, wrinkled to fuck shirt
>gay ass wristband
>phone is meh

That rich expensive suit and you can't even wear a tie.

Love strong braclet/10
Poorfag

Fuck you faggots its for my friend who died kill yourselves pussies you dont know my pain

pathetic slob it isn't even a i heart boobies bracelet

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NICE RENTAL. mens wearhouse. hardly Gargio Or Amusi. Or Armani.

Great way to honor your friend.

At least he doesn't have to deal with you anymore, so that's a plus.

time stamp or presumed shit tier b8

your suit does look like you picked it up from walmart, about a month before the event, which shows lack of wealth. However, this is Sup Forums, and we don't really care that much. The worst parts about that picture are the shitty, awkward 8th grade haircut, and that awkward 7th grade smile, as well as the trailer trash, shit tattoo having, jew nose having sloot that you most likely prize.

Again, time stamp

it must be fun talking shit behind the safety of a computer screen. you dorks would never approach me in real life and talk trash like this because you'd take a sissy beating

That rose looks like its dying extra fast in your wrinlkled ass pocket

>shitty haircut
>ugly smile
>wilted rose
>juvenile bracelet
>I hope you don't think that man behind you is a woman

Ha. Please. Because no matter how badly you try, you'll never be able to pleasure a woman in bed with your dick alone.
The fuck out of here. And take your faggot suit with you, nobody gives a shit, you and your faggoty ass puffy dress caboobs.

Seriously pleb, fire your tailor

Thats my mom bitch take it back

He did, buy one get one half off

that's my girl amigo you have no room to criticize when you jack yourself off every night.

I smell a kike

Fuck off youre not me

>expecting sympathy or justification on Sup Forums
>being this new it's scary

Hi OP. ur a fag. And whoever the nice guy in the photo is, he looks rather dapper in that suit that you look down on. He also has a qt3.14 while you sit at home and jerk it to gay porn on 4chins, so yeah. KYS. NYPA. GDIAF. Toodles.

nah, I'd approach you. How about let's make this into an age, height, salary, and dick size thread to rip on OP, the fag

> 19
> 6'4
> freshman at uni, omw to med school
> 6.5

lmao if you even tried bringing up that bullshit in front of me or my family, we'd beat you down like the subhuman turd you are. i'd personally bend you like a pretzel stick and take pleasure in that

>guys stop jacking it when they get pussy

virgin detected

If you get down to it, everyone can be taken down by either a piece of steel or a small piece of lead

18
6'3
nice salary
8 inch schlong

So you are a jew? I hope your family burned slowly and painfully.

that's not even me that's some faggot poser kill yourself

must be fun talking shit behind the safety of the computer screen, i'd spread you like a sheet and shit in your mouth dork

it's all good, it's nice to know my ancestors gassed yours and you couldn't ever make that up with pixel threats

Pfft, id beat the living fuck out of you before you could put s bullet in me.

Yikes, fire your tailor and find a real barber you frumpy dumb fuck

is that supposed to offend me? it's funny because your probably some little 5'7 midget bitchmade by a jew so you take your anger out online where you can't get hurt

looks like what I use to clean my floor.

If you can afford a nice suit, you can afford a nose job. Can't eat pussy with that schnoze, son.

Kill yourself op you fucking closet homo

settle down kike we don't need a lecture just know your place

he can fuck her pussy with his jew nose when his dick doesn't get past her pussy hair

Hahaha, what is up with that tatted up troll doll standing behind this dude?

They must be related, with those noses.

Did you steal that from a dead, homeless nigger?

my place? much higher than you, much more rich and expensive. ever wonder why all the lawyers, doctors and bankers are jewish? take a look around chump

kek you're fucking ugly

U and ur girlfriend are ugly as fuck. Buy a newone

Dont say that about my old lady pussy

Can anybody spare some chromosomes for this faggot?

yet doctors lawyers and bankers aren't posting here

>knowing your place

they're also not 18 and fucking as many bitches at this young of an age

I'd rather have a $20 thrift store suit tailored to fit well for couple hundred bucks than that abomination. Also, your camera sucks.

I'm jewish, and am trying to be a doctor.

I have the backs of my brethren. He has a point here, user. Jews can be pretty important. I'd say that I'm 6'4 and would kick your shit in, but idgaf. I'm just tryna have a good time, man. Don't be so hateful, hombre

Are those khaki pants i see?
"Suit" kill yourself faggot.

>shitposting on Sup Forums all day
>fucking bitches

pick one

topkek, nobody is afraid of a kike, kike

That girl behind you looks like a dead trunk hooker. How much OP?

they're called slacks dumb fuck, if you knew anything about being fashionable and wearing anything other than a faded black cum stained Star Wars shirt and faded blue jeans that hardly fit maybe you'd actually get some pussy

something is wrong if they're fucking your slacks instead of you

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You wish you had the social status of a dead, homeless nigger. That skank in the background has probably taken it numerous times from one.

This right now or gtfo. I don't want any excuses

>this new

kek

indeed, when she's tired of stealing his dads money she probably gets her asshole opened up by niggers

sadly jews have no concept of reality

You do know it's only a suit if jacket and pants are made of the same fabric, right?

and you have no concept of being important dork

Thank you. Someone understands that's this boy who, obviously was molested by his uncle, wants to be a worthless nigger.

That was oddly specific user are you describing what you're currently wearing?

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The possibility remains that this is god tier bait.

i think my fashion sense is better than that, see the pic in the OP? kill yourself virgin you tried

not really bait when everyone feels like shittalking/trolling op for the hell of it

can't see any clothes with that huge jew nose in the way

checkt

Go back to Hebrew school you wannabe jungle bunny

no worries between us, m8. We're cool. But don't you see it pretty ironic how you said that people talk shit behind a computer, but would be too afraid to act upon it in real life, since that's exactly what you're doing?

I have two choices here: I can choose to believe that you're a lil pussy who's just b8ing, which is the more likely option, or that you're actually a tough guy, and would act upon his skewed temperament. Since I have no way of proving a beta to be beta, or alpha, or vice versa, I'm gonna choose to believe that you're just a beta that doesn't wanna be a beta, so he takes it out on unsuspecting jews on Sup Forums. Have a nice day, user

Shalom

Lol, I can buy a similar looking suit for $80 and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference

Richfag also but life is so full I don't need to concern myself with competing with other rich fags on who has better materialistic mass produced clothing

if it got people shittalking it's bait

also nice checked dubs

Why does the guy in OP's picture look extremely retarded?

Suit is decent but you're fucking ugly bro

My fucking jeans cost more than this nigg's suit.

> think
Funny you don't seem like much of a thinker takes too much brain power

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Correction of it's intention was to get people shittalking its bait but yeah I agree people are just willingly biting
Nice dubs mate I'll check yours

Wow, he spent so much on that suit that he couldn't afford other things.
Like a tie
Or a top button
Or a non-jew date
Or plastic fucking surgery
>fuck off

Anyone at all?

This is just like the time i put sugar up my ass.

Craig is that you?

"Expensive suit"
>not tailored to fit.
>cheap plastic buttons I'm cuffs, not nice gold/silver cufflinks
>machine washable shirt
>cheap rubber braclet not a decent watch to match suit (may I recommend a casio, I'm sure if you can't work out your suit is shit that you can't tell analog time.)
>no tie
>doesn't seem to have a breast pocket so I'm guessing that's why you need that dollar store rose.
>looks like felt material probably rough to touch, guessing just a cotton lining rather than silk.

Overall 3/10
Also wheres the rest of your eyebrows? Or you just have mishap shaving off you mono?

>inb4 can't be bother to check what autocorrect did

Yeah where do I start obviously not a fitted suit. What a fuckin cuck you need to drink some bleach

6/10

Good color, good design
Major points of for
>not fitting
>not looking right for the suit

It just looks like you're wearing your dads court suit to prom

Dubs don't lie.

You never could afford this faggot. Thank God your parents paid for your prom date.

Suit doesnt fit. End of discussion.

>no necktie

What the fuck is wrong with you, run out of money, and couldn't afford a tie?

Kekekeke

You may be rich but that's not going to stop your golddigger bitch from fucking niggers.

And that cheap light and cheap artwork just proves that you're a cuck. Plus that girl does not even want to be with you

You can't spit shine Velcro sneakers