Ex gf has been pissing me off lately, you know what to do Sup Forums, lets get this thread going

ex gf has been pissing me off lately, you know what to do Sup Forums, lets get this thread going

send pic of dick
request tits

fucking hell

Remember when you weren't a bitch? I can't.

rules is rules,OP

Ayyyy

OP MUST DELIVER

Beg her to get back with you.

OP here, someone gimme a dick to send

bump

fuck no

don't you have a dick of your own?

Fuck. Yes.

nah gimme yours
>inb4 op is fag confirm

Tell her you just had to register as a sex offender

use google nigger, it's not rocket surgery

doing this since no one wants to give me penis and dont feel like googling

op is a faggot

OP CONFIRMED BITCH AND FAG
gawdayum, son.I am disappoint.

I'm the one who posted that, and I'm fucking disappointed in you.

you just ruined your own thread.
Way to go faggot.

OP is fag

fine. hold on

...

keep rolling fags

aww yiss

Look, I'm really horny right now and for some reason all I can think about is you.

first person to claim my dubs gets the reply

roll

Claimed, do this

roolllll

Listen. We both said some stupid shit. You're pissed, I'm pissed. Lets just fuck the shit out of our heads.

Wanna fuck again?

winrar

hang on doing

Marry me

Rollin

roll

Got em

Today OP was not a fagrott

WINRAR

step it up OP

I'm going to kill myself tonight, and in the morning I will tear through the ether and release the elder ones upon your realm. You are going to die tomorrow Paulette. I swear to fuck.

I want you back.

...

I'm going to tear out your eyes and stab your little brother.

fucking hell youre kidding right?

Op is just now explaining to his ex that one of his buddies stole his phone and sent that.
Just like a little bitch.

How much cock would a cocksucker suck if a cocksucker would suck cock
(In case I was too subtle: suck my cock)

I didn't even mean to do it....

fuck year, waiting for bewbeez.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

teh tits

I'm driving to your house now. Don't lock the door. I have my dad's gun and we are having sex tonight.

OP has surpassed all others

whatd you say you nigger?

re-request tits

Ooooh yes

First try

claim your dubs user

send it faggot

rekt

11

Cmon. Let's just put on our white hoods and go nigger lynching. Just like we used to

I WANT YOU TO SHIT DIRECTLY INTO MY URETHRA AND VERTICALLY SLIT MY MEATUS WITH A SHARP SHARD OF FROZEN LEMON JUICE then say "that was meant for someone else"

You goofed nigger. Go all out. Ask her if she likes Top Gun, and tell her you remember what her tits look like so she may as well send a pic and make it easy.

...

Boom

rekt

roll

This

Please send tits. I swear to god I'll kill myself if you don't

rell

Roll

roll

Your mom's tits?

feels like she want to say yes
ask her what you need to do to get 'em

Pussy then?

roll

rollin deschain

One away, reroll

this

ha this

I WANT YOU TO SHIT DIRECTLY INTO MY URETHRA AND VERTICALLY SLIT MY MEATUS WITH A SHARP SHARD OF FROZEN LEMON JUICE AND NO MATTER WHAT I SAY IN ANY OTHER TEXT ALL OF THIS IS REAL

rerollerino

Neve gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down

roll again

roll

Explain, in excrusiating detail, what it wrong with me. Please. I need to know or I'll never grow.

I really miss the way we used to be, If I were a little more of a faggot than I am, I'd cry.

let it be done

This might be your saving grace. Top Gun is awesome. Then tell her "below the hard deck does not counT"

WINRAR

lmao winrar

oh fuck winner

This is faker than your moms vagina, lol.

roll

winrar

Rollin

Fucking kek

ayee