2016

>2016
>Dressage is an olympic sport
>Gladiatorial combat is not
>Jousting is not
>Tank battles is not
>Robot wars is not

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snooker when?

desu I was hoping Iran or someone was going to start fighting with Israel during the opening ceremony, leading into a full blown middle eastern pile-on on Israel, forcing the US and other sympathetic countries to come to their aid

Thousands of athletes in a full scale religious/race riot. Shame it didn't happen eh senpai

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You got something against dressage?

>horses are athletes
Excuse me but my neighbours dog is great at fetching. When does the dog fetching start in this years olympics?

You are deluded if you think horse riding isn't physically demanding

riding horses isnt much of a competition, dressage is on par with the world vaping championships

Sure thing

Throwing a ball is also physically demanding.

If you are american maybe

Your mom seems to do it all day without breaking a sweat Vigliuci.

At least she's not the one getting ridden, unlike yours

>summerfag """humor""""""

only one more month before you faggots disappear

>be on Sup Forums
>thinks an horse isn't athlete
/oly/ newfags gtfo pls

Sorry but I'm here forever

Air guitar and eating should be added.

>Controlling a 600kg animal with mere micro twitches of your muscles is the same as vaping and throwing a ball

Swedecucks and Amerifats actually believe this.

Jousting would be good but you'd get a lot of butthurt animal safety activists

Yes I suppose the horse does get tired

>performing brain surgeon with milimeters of precision

Are doctors athletes too? Is medicine a sport?

I'm not sure there are enough good ostrich riders around for it either.

We woulda had Tank Olympics but Ukraine.

>TFW no USA/Russia Tank Banter

>not hotdog eating
>no cheese rolling
>no basque pelota
>no squash
>no parkour
>no cliff diving
>no toe wrestling
>no scissors paper rock
>no extreme sleep deprivation
>no extreme saunaing
>no arm wrestling
>no crab cock
>no foosball
>no league of legends
>no street luge
>no high noon shootout

Come on olympics, are you even trying?

>no dodgeball
>no tug of war
WTF IOC

>no hog calling contest

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Does the IOC know anything about serious competition?

It's there so that rich kids can feel accomplished by getting to the Olympics. It's definitely not very demanding.

fencing with shields would be cool

squash, parkour and cliff diving are all viable

I think climbing is even in next Olympics, so almost Parkour

>no ultimate fireball

Look at all the butthurt poor fags complaining about dressage.
You do realize that dressage is the hardest sport to master. with an average age of 38 years for practitioners