Claim your Olymfu

This is the official thread to claim your Olympic waifu. All claims are final, and no athlete may be claimed more than once so I suggest you get the fuck in here

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Claimed.

Also, Madison Kocian

Laetisha Scanlan

claiming the other one with the massive breasts

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Why can't we claim husbandos?

mummy cum and milk me

claimed,

Russian death stare

im a fan as well. She fucked up a few times tho

She's not even at Rio but still my olymfu

yeah, not her best moment.

she's still best girl though.

well if we're talking non-rio olympfu i claim based Yulia.

yeah def a top qt

Airi Hatakeyama is mine.

>Asian

Barf

Anita Punt (hockey qt)

This chickie

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Aly raisman is mine
I have never felt this way about any woman
Not even my gf

Sorry Genie.

G I N N Y

I love her, she seems so much more older than she is, I'm developing a mother-like fetish of her. She seems like the type to have one of the deeper yet still female voices. I want her to pretend I'm a dirty chink (I am) and to be teased and groped at random times by her. HEAVEN.

GINNY MOMMY
GINMY MOMMY
GINNY MOMMY

genie is such a low-tier waifu. So many tennis players id put above her desu. she has a man voice as well

the moment when she beat those chinese veterans is probably my favourite of the games so far

I'm actually in Brazil seeing the olympics I got to see judo and had front row seats to the tennis matches

Wouldn't it be great to be her future son?
>be Norfolk Thrasher
>getting ready for another 5th grade school day
>as mommy drives me to school I realize something isn't right
>confused, I'm risking an F on a maths group assignment, and if I don't show up I'm done for
>now we're out in the country, nothing to see but farmland
>stop at some old firing range, no one around
>confused, almost freak out because of my math grades but my fears go away as soon she pulls out a rifle
>"Norfolk, I've decided to break up the day a bit and teach you something important to the family myself"
>"this is my Olympic rifle, I won a medal in Brazil with it there"
>don't know what to think, my mom, being a olympian no less? a GOLD MEDALIST?
>Ginny mommy loads the clipazine and aims down the sight, pulling the trigger but letting it go before calling me over
> I slide under her, shooting from the prone position
>Gin mum grabs my hands and has me fire a few rounds, I'm shooting alright, although I missed the first round and she seemed a bit dissapointed, she gets happier as I keep shooting until the gun is empty
>After that we look at each other, Gin smiles and holds me by her chest, smiling and whispering how happy she is of me
>I momentarily go to sleep
>Wake up a while later
>Now at the school parking lot
>"honey, do you really think you'd have a whole day off of school?, b-before you complain, remember that it's a friday; we'll do as much shooting tomorrow as you want to!
>I say thanks to mommy and walk into math class, although it's nearly halfway over
>Freedom of shooting a gun inspires me to do better at maths, get an A for the day
>All my fears are gone for now...

You are mentally ill

im jelly af. Nobody was at the tennis matches i was watching. Who did you see play? Id kill to see Kerber play

>that guy holding a ball to cover his erection

I'm a jew, she's my jewess

I choose thicc

>not having a sportsfu that already looks like a middle aged mother of three

more pls

I saw Novak Djokovic vs Juan Martin Del Potro and Andreea Mitu vs I think Garbiñe Muguruza

I made that in about 5 minutes, I'll post more tomorrow.

CUTE

I claim Missy Franklin. I really fancy her, she's very cute.

Emilia pikkarainen

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Haha fuckers.

all of them

Charlotte

Mattsson

Pressfu

Mine!

claiming my /rug/fu

>dress like this
>insisting on being seen as a serious athlete

you may choose only one

claiming the archerfu

Excellent choice, m8.

>Tfw she's not your gf

feel free

she related to

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A 40-something working mom with 3 kids under 10 years-old - she's earned that permanently exhausted look.

Is she even in the Rio Olympics?

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fucker

Ol project pat baby armed lookin ass

A 10/10 in Chicongo.

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Ragan

That's a Romulan

Anyone have that cute Brazilian gymnast? I was too drunk to remember her name.

Can we claim husbandos too?

correct answer

fucking diamonds

Guendalina Sartori

/thicc/

mah olympic waifu

Oh man, EVERYONE is staring, including the women. Glorious.

Don't forget Samantha

Best-looking girl from the last thread in my opinion, and surprisingly she's English. We don't have many attractive girls here admittedly, but there are a few 10/10 English roses knocking about.

Just been scrolling through her Twitter feed and it turns out she's a lesbian with a very plain girlfriend. Hardly surprising seeing as she's a rugby player, but disappointing nonetheless.

Well you do have a lot of attractive men to make up for it.

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I can't tell if you're being serious. As far as I can tell it follows the same sort of pattern with the men as it does with the women - most of us are very ugly (e.g. me) but a small minority of us are very attractive (e.g. Henry Cavill).

There was a total qt in the Ukrainian archery team but I can't remember her name :(

Dat delicious chocolate booty.

I'll take


>i like to imagine she's the offspring of some mechanized waffen ss guy that gave her grandmother a chocolate bar and a baby.