Finns are not white, or even human. They're literally elves

Finns are not white, or even human. They're literally elves.

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Fuck off, don't bully Finland.

Of course, just look at this man. Clearly of higher, near perfect race

Кpacнoлюд

This

I wish I was a Finn.

hi guys. no hate plz

can somebody just.... DO IT
im talking about the obligatory mongoloid post

:DDDDDD

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A picture of a regular Finn

>you will never be a literal forest elf
Fucking why

loving
every
laugh
feeble subcreatures

youtube.com/watch?v=fBJrqdOTqVw
this is now traditional music thread

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>Valijarvi notices a particular trend among the students who choose to learn Finnish. "They tend to like heavy metal music and fantasy fiction," she laughs.
For shame it's not "They tend to like memes :DDDD"

I've decided to move to Finland.

action literature for 15 - 25 yo

what made you to come to that decision? you should search for youtube vlogs to see it in a more realistic perspective, whats it like to live here

Finns are qt

I would hold you tight and whisper sweet nothings into your ear

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Partly joking to be honest, but I'm interested in learning about Finland. What don't you like about it, living in Finland?

Thanks for defending me, sverige desu :3

Inderasding.

i guess its cool because i've lived here my whole life. its just that after i visited paris, i realized that i didnt have a realistic perspective of what it really was like before i went there. it wasnt the fairytale i had heard of.

youtube.com/watch?v=eU0aaq5pjnQ

Bow you worthless Edain.

The Elves were manlets though.

It's all about perspective, you may have fell in love with something else. But i've been all across the europe and US and i wouldn't still trade anything for what i have now here.

If i take the virginity of a Finngolian elf girl, can i become immortal ?

yes,but you will also contract autism and start spouting random poems about the creation of earth and sky by song as an aftermath

>In Tolkien's lore, only female elves mixed with humans.

What did he mean by this?

Modern day Finland is a hodgepodge of foreign influences and decay. Real Finnish culture like in Kalevala is not only dead but buried under a huge pile of Swedish and other Eurotrash shit.
Now we have no culture, no heritage but only autism and memes.

You never played Elder Scrolls then

Juuh on sitäkin. ne on niitä kaikkia pikkuasioita arjessa. Voit mennä muualle runkkamaan muinashistorialle ja mytologialle. Kulttuuria syntyy lisää ei se koskaan kuole pois. Olisit vittu edes tyytyväinen että meillä on oma kieli jota puhua ja hyvä maa jossa puhua sitä.

>you will also contract autism and start spouting random poems about the creation of earth and sky

Sounds pretty terrifying do you have a medecine to prevent it ?

SAPIEN'D

If there would be, Finland wouldnt exist.

alcohol and domestic violence seems to work

Just hit the slag.

they are cute lake and woodelves

Don't be this nice, you're making me feel bad for all the SWEDEN YES memes I have.

Yes, we're elves, and its funny that Tolkien has "created" a elf-language and its finnish really.

BUMP !

I would move to Finland but the language seems nightmare-tier to learn.

Elvic-Mongoloids, to be exact

Truely an Elder God Tier lineage

Scandis are so darn smart and bilingual, so that wouldn't be a big issue.

Finns are people. Proofs:

thehighersidechats.com/jim-chesnar-the-bock-saga-hell-earths-origins/

Every night I cry myself to sleep because I'll never be finn.

A couple of snow elves protecting their enchanted snow forests.

>oppress Finland for 600 years
>pretend to defend it

You'll get by fine with English. I know people who lived here for 15+ years and still can't hold regular conversations, they all just speak English.

>((((((((Oppress)))))))

Jos nyt menisit takaisin koulunpenkille niin oppisit jotain, ihan oikeasti.

If you can't imagine making the effort to learn a language it's probably for the best.
Fuck off desu.

That's pretty disrespectful of them desu

I will go to Finland and hug random people.

>Finland
>Scandinavia
Lad
English is my second language

are you suicidal,you will get stabbed you know.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennoscandia

Gas yourself

Not scandinavia.

no more than the average finn

juuh, ruotsalaisethan olivat maailman ainoa pasifistinen imperiumi jotka halusivat vain hyvää alistamilleen kansoille

What's the story on this girl? I've probably seen her picture once or twice a week for a whole year now, I think, but never any background information on her.

Does anyone know her? How does she feel about being a meme?

>be anglo
>have no culture
>get obsessed with finnish culture

Poemboys get kicked in the chest.

she is an athlete,hence the picture and now she is in instagram and way less innocent looking and uglier 2bh

>commits incest in the dark forests of Karelia
He really nailed finns

what's her instagram id?

>way less innocent looking

Yeah that tends to happen when people mature.

>and uglier 2bh

Most men online tend to like their women modest, I tend to be of the opposite opinion, so she may look just fine to me, if she's an athlete it means shes in good shape at least.

Personally I don't give a shit if they are net tax payers.
Otherwise should be processed to soylent green t b h

instagram.com/annaemiliayy/?hl=fi
pedo spotted

>Imperialismi
>1200-luku

Mitä sun termitaidoille kuuluu ja ymmärrykselle? Suomen alue oli Ruotsia ja siellä itäisillä mailla asuvat ihmiset olivat itäisiä ruotsalaisia suurimman osan historiastaan, vasta siinä rotuteorioiden ja angloimperialismin aikoihin alettin ajatella vähemmistöryhmien integroimista sillä tavalla mitä implikoit. Jos haluat jonkin vastaavanlaisen setupin historiasta katso vaikka Habsburgien monarkiaa.

That's her? Well the more you know.

FUCK OFF SWEDEN I HATE YOU! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

>and uglier 2bh
What are you on

>The Finns (like the Japanese) are also affected by Paris Syndrome

Kek

>With The Lord of the Rings he wanted to give England its own Kalevala
did it work?

>pedo spotted

Yea idk what that user is talking about she's hot. Look much better than her younger self pictured in the OP.

I think Potter is more popular in England.

>instagram.com/annaemiliayy/?hl=fi
i think your rong

She's cute, CUTE

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Nope, but we all know the story wasn't a failure on the grand scale of things, it influence nearly every bit of modern fantasy produce across the planet since it was first written and circulated.

such cheek

Menes /mämmiin/ täällä ei oispatella. Mutta joo kieltämättä vähän oispattaa.

No go back to mämmi.

So what you saying is...

ELVEN SUPREMACY IS THE ONLY TRUTH.

LEAVE FINLAND ALONE!!

how is this a bully thread in the first place

No one's getting bullied here.

She reminds me of my favorite singer Moloko. I think shes Irish though.

CUTE

The elven queen

But she's clearly a lowborn Human like you. She doesn't even have a finnish name nor parents.

>ole itäinen ruotsalainen
>talosi poltetaan "ruotsalaisuutesi" tähden
juuh

Miten niin ei ollut imperialismia? Vieraan kansan valloittaminen ja alistaminen oikein hyvin täyttää nuo kriteerit.

jaska.puheenvuoro.uusisuomi.fi/151562-ruotsinmielista-historian-vaaristelya

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Onko teidän autistejen AINA pakko?

Oh look, we have encountered the Black-metal listening oilnigger.