/rug7s/ edition edition

Q-Final results:

Australia: 24 vs. Spain: 0
Canada: 15 vs. France: 5
Great Britain: 26 vs. Fiji: 7
New Zealand: 5 vs. United States: 0

Semi Finals

Australia vs. Canada: Monday - 5:30pm(UTC)
Great Britain vs. New Zealand: Monday - 6:00pm (UTC)

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Reminder that we WILL beat Poo Peeland and that they will be absolutely POOrious

Will Canada score against the Pearls?

I care about the 7's a lot just like the rest of my country. It is literally our identity
I will find your house from your IP and rape you in your sleep


Just kidding, may the best team win and I look forward to a good game

Now that it's confirmed Australia and New Zealand are shit who can stop us?

Australia and New Zealand

usa did

>Now that it's confirmed Australia and New Zealand are shit who can stop us?
>Literally 3 countries playing as one

Can't say I'm worried. That never helps the Lions

>implying they will even make the final

can't you just stay quiet and nurse your shame after last nights humiliation

Gold medals tonight lads

>letting the other team score on you
Maybe if you stop doing that you can be considered 'not shit'

Scotland is leaving GB soon lol

The Scottish are queers mate. They won't leave. They're always desperate for a master to tell them what to do. Their national Anthem being in English when they have their own language says it all

>Match Thread some 9hrs before the first match

Yea okay mates, good luck with keeping this alive through the night.

>Use meme languages like Maori and Irish in your anthems to feel proud of your meme country
>Even though you still use English for everything else in your lives

It's 9:30 in the morning you fucking dunce

>New Zealand: 5 vs. United States: 0

Does that mean we did bretty good?

We use the national languages in our anthems. You would know what that meant if you were a real nation

Hey where's team Scotland at the Olympics? What's that? Oh yeah it doesn't exist.

New Zealand live for rugby. The fact that you didn't get completely creamed something like 40-0 means you didn't completely suck.

Still lost and out though.

Your national language, sure you use it all the time in your life and can't get by without it in NZ. I mean it'd be crazy if the entire country was actually run on the English language.

Also
>Mad that Scotland are part of a far better Olympic team than NZ will ever have
lmao

>Look up GB squad
>Tom Mitchell (Cuckfield)
>Cuckfield

is this a fucking joke

>you will forever be shit at rugby
>all forms of rugby
>France will always be the kings and queens of quaterfinals elimination
I'd ask for some form of sympathy,but you're all anglos so I guess I'll just go kill myself.

>Scotland have to leach of England to have any sporting notority

Seriously why would you even post on Sup Forums as a Scot?

Your Football team can't even qualify for the Euro
Haven't won anything of note in Rugby in over 20 years
The Cricket team doesn't even have test status

How do you deal with the fact that Wales, fucking Wales, is undeniably better at sports?

I've always watched rugby casually and just recently met a few members of our local rugby club. Now that Chicago is vying for the next Rugby World Cup I intend on watching a lot more. USA seems to do a lot better on 7s iirc than the full team ones but I've barely watched more than a handful of games here or there.

We like you more than any and all forms of sub human british scum mate.

Literally pre-mad at losing the SF today

Think that's the Rugby League World Cup, the shit tier version of the sport for retarded Australians

As an Australian I apologise for my countries shit taste.
You can thank North England for inventing shit taste however.

Shit, so the kiwis had some trouble with the US aswell? Really makes me think

Except you literally voted to keep our flag on your flag mate :)

since the alternative was
A
FUCKING
FERN
I'd say it's easy tot see why
You wouldn't want to become Canada 2? Neither do they.

well considering a retarded american i'll plan on offering my analysis from a retarded perspective as opposed to someone who has literally lost at everything for hundreds of years to someone they consider their lesser.

I assume I'll learn your terms that make no sense and come up with better ones and you'll resort back to calling rugby "oooga booga" like you did with soccer you fucking nancy.

Elite truth bombs from France. You're not based in Nice are you?

Nah.
I'm all for removing the flag of Bongistan from those of its former colonies but the alternatives were pretty bad.

ded poomunity

Nah, the game is still a while away

Women's seven finals begins in 8 hours?

Yup

Semis first though in 5 hours

Thanks mate, guess I'll go to sleep so I can wake up early

Is this the /rug/fu edition?

yes

/rug/ bunda

Fuark, m8s.

What was I supposed to watch Friday? I completely forgot.

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surprisingly feminine looking girls in this sport i thought itd be a lesbian sausagefest

>Brazilians watching rugby
It's like CERN's created a ripple through time and space

To say Cuckfield has a population of 4,000, we have quite a few sportsmen from there.

We have a cricket player from there too.

Also Tom Mitchell is our best sevens player from what I remember from the 2014 commonwealths. Got injured in the latter rounds.

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Canada defeats NZ in the final 15-10

Gonna throw it out there mates, I'd be more than willing to accept the challenge of taking down the darkie in a between the sheets scrum... If you know what I mean?

Agreed

Just a shame Tiana didn't make the squad

When do the semis start in AEST?

in 40 bing according to the BBC schedule

3:30

Aus plays at 3:30

columbia vs kenya is on

great big asses all around

Whever were you when Columbia broke the curse?

>New Zealand: 5 vs. United States: 0
Hello darkness my old friend

one of the kenyan lesbians is named philadelphia orlando

Did that columbian forgot she was alowed to tackle?

>colombia actually scored

Christ

so are we going to get BTFO by NZ tonight?

Thick match

Go Columbia

no, we've got a chance

>That based commonwealth dominance

fuck this we should just make our own games

>Female plays sports
>lololol she mus b lesboo loolllolol

I want Canada to win. Partly for muh rugfu, but mostly because we can beat them if we manage to get past NZ.

olympic.ca/2016/06/11/hi-my-name-is-bianca-farella-and-i-play-rugby/

Isnt French team (male) actually good?

ball up

Any streams?

Not in Sevens. The Sevens top four will all be commonwealth as well, though SA and Fiji will be up there

>c-c-c-canada will definitely beat Britain

kek

K-E-K

Two of our hockey players are so lesbian they married each other

GO!! RUGBY!
GO!! JAPAN!

SA is commonwealth.

>SA and Fiji

You know they're in the commonwealth, right?

Are Fiji back in?

Guess I should've phrased that better. I mean that instead of Canada and GB, Fiji and SA will be in the top 4. I didn't meant to say they weren't Commonwealth countries, though who knows for how much longer Fiji will be in it

Time for huezil to shine

So is Fiji.

its a nice, fast sport but the duration of the game is laughable.

Since 2014, yeah.

JAPAN STRONK!

lads

>Commentator confirming BR team are favela niggers

I have never watched olympic rugby before
Are mens matches normal length?

>Dat qt on the far right.

>I have never watched olympic rugby before
Nobody has, this is it's first year

>Are mens matches normal length?
yes, 14 mins

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no idea

but female rugby 7 is like 15 minutes per match.

it should be more

>not being old enough to remember it in '24

two knockons fuck off

Ah I see, I was thinking of regular rugby(80 mins), I looked it up now
Its fun I guess

how the fug can you coach a rugby team without speaking the language.

John Kirwin and Eddy Jones learnt japanese right?

Japs got raped there

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Japan getting nuked