Australia thread. What your plans for the weekend?

Australia thread. What your plans for the weekend?

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Either pay for sex or cry self to sleep

Hell, why not both

you getting a trap hooker then??

Just hook up with a trap. Free.

work all day tomorrow and pulling myself off tonight unless one of the old tinder sluts pull through

right now need more bacon

Fucking just woke up after a nap any cunts. Had to work at the boat shed until about 10am. Threw my morning right out.

Gonna play some Squad on my friggen PC while I wait for me wife to cook me some shit for dindin.

I'd get up now but she's in the shitter so I'm just gonna keep refreshing 4chin for like 10 min till I can go take a shit and refresh 4 chin some more.

Might actually head down to the hinterland pub in Nerang for a beer and a steak instead of getting the me missus to cook a feed.

Yeah, nah, yeah, beery steak and a fight at the pub sounds pree legit. Might have to go for a sticky-beak.

Any of you shit cunts wanna play some PC computer games tonight?

No thanks, I prefer biological women

No hate, just ain't my thing

55 / m

My only plans are not to die just yet

dont mention traps
ugly wagga faggot might reappear

as the kiwi's say

anyone know what this website is they are banging on about in the news with the naked schoolies?

the australia link has been taken down.

The site is here

lol fuck off pedo or the PC term Hebe.

Yeah but I can afford a girl

inb4 >why not fuck some drunk club slut
because I'm less likely to catch something from a hooker (I wish I was joking)

and as the old saying goes, you're not paying them for sex, you're paying them to leave afterwards

I've never been to anonib, isn't it basically just another chan?

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There aren't any decent traps in Oz

Just some losers sharing pics of the same few sluts. Not as cool as that article makes it sound

Lamb roast and vegies for dinner here at our place. Hopefully bludging for tomorrow. Worked today

>shit cunts
kill yourself bogan

i hate that fucking sand nigger

I wanna smoke weed with people I like. not just stoners.
Had fun smoking with my cousins but no longer with them anymore.
none of my friends really smoke.

"Islam is the religion of peace so don't criticise Islam or else Muslims will radicalise and murder you"
-Waleed Aly

Fucking hate this hypocritical cunt.

When you convert your wife to Islam you're basically saying

"You're not good enough for me until you do this. Muslims are better than non-muslims now convert."

Islam sees women as literally half as good as men - at best

Not even joking, it's a part of Sharia

Hi, I'm looking for a different country to move to when I have the money, is Australia a good place to live? And to move to?

The usual, hanging out, playing games, and jerking off to twinks and traps a bunch.

>implying there are many traps in Aus

expensive expensive as fuck here. but you generally earn more here. but if you're bringing in money it's not going to work out well.

>I have never been to Sydney or Melbourne - the post

Nice quads oldmate.

No. We're full and it's a pretty shit place anyway, unless you compare us to third world countries like Indonesia and nu-UK.

I hate Islam because it disrespects women, but than you have Sup Forums and anonIB where a major focus is on slut shaming, misogynistic shit etc. Just look at the school girl leaks etc. Fucking un-Australian. What are we a pack of mussie dogs now. Ashamed to be aussie..

Atleast we don't rape as much as mussies.

No, fuck off we're full cunt.

any cunt that comes on Sup Forums and calls another bloke a bogan is disqualified by default.
you shit cunt

Not even a feminist (i think alot of women are stupid as fuck especially when you get chatting to them, mind you i'm a hs drop out and not too sharp) but men are pretty shit in general. The world would probs be better off.

Well, that's a disadvantage there. Thanks for the advice.
Weird, all I heard it's that it's a good country overall. But I'll take it.
That's very nice of you, thanks.

where are you from?
we like asians. asians work hard as fuck, they work all days, all hours and dont steal shit. they never chuck a sickie and they always try.

brittish people are the worst, they are lazy and all knowing gloats who lie, steal and expect everyone else to do their work

Where are you from first?

We don't need anymore niggers.

>we like asians. asians work hard as fuck, they work all days, all hours and dont steal shit. they never chuck a sickie and they always try.

>brittish people are the worst, they are lazy and all knowing gloats who lie, steal and expect everyone else to do their work

Couldn't agree more.

Lebos are shit as well. Sub standard work, shonky and never pay their bills.

Do not move here. We're going downhill fast.

It's against the law to say mean things about religion in the ACT now. It was supported by all three major parties.

It won't be long until it's a national law.

oi cunt, every blackie i ever met worked hard as fuck. putting in OT weekends and nights to support their immidiate family or family back where ever the fuck they came from. usualy they have nothing because they share every cent they earn to help their families having appreciated receiving asylum from previously living in some war torn shit stain like sudan or whatever.

the worst people are prejudiced fucks like yourself. you probably work in retail with a shit hair cut, edgy tattoos and an itchy dick.

Play overwatch and get some summer games chests.

Actually I live in Melbourne, I just tend to avoid gay clubs etc

w-what do you main? do you play ranked? I haven't played in a couple months since I've been gone but might play soon.

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High as fuck alone

Where at dude?

where ya at?

Anyone from the 5256 area?

nzfag here. our pole vaulter was a shitload hotter than yours. that aussie bitch looked like a glass eagle.

I main Reinhardt had a rank 64 high last season. What platform do you play on?

Pc of course, console is for newfags. I haven't played since before ranked was introduced tbh, have been away :S.

Hobart lol.

nigger detected.

Mate honestly, have you seen those Apex gangs in Melbourne, those niglettes rioting in Melbourne. Or polynesian/maori bikies in Sydney.

>having appreciated receiving asylum from previously living in some war torn shit stain like sudan or whatever.
Fuck cunt, you do realise these niggers are fucking killers. Just becuase they were "child" soldiers does not take away from the fact they're killers. Like those niggers in Western Sydney who raped that 15 year old girl. Turned out to be an ex child soldier.

It's not just the fact they're a shit breed of people and they're stupid. But the country is full of diseases. "Although the continent is home to about 15.2 percent of the world's population, Sub-Saharan Africa alone accounted for an estimated 69 percent of all people living with HIV." Not to mention ebola.

Did I mention how stupid they are. Look at what they've achieved through out history. Americans have touched the moon, the west has cured countless diseases. Meanwhile niggers are still living in mud huts.

Look at any country with niggers or have introduced niggers. They'd all be better off without them. BLM in the USA, Nigger immigrants in Germany, Niglettes in Melbourne. Fuck em all off.

Im in Melbourne Southbank, not sure if I know where to go out tonight.
Been easier in St.Kilda

Shiet good luck. I've been busting my balls looking for a weed hook up lately.

different user how does dnms stack up against street prices?

You on centrelink white trash?

Kill yourself bogan

What's the best option to pick a fuck in 3000? Tinder or pubs or .. ?

Dnms?
I have no idea what that is.
I really only just started smoking but I usually get it super cheap (so im told) at about $250 an ounce. but they've been dry for weeks

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I was just going to get fucking blazed behind be fucking local maccs. up at Fucking Wynnum Plaza. Some fucking mad cunts are going to be there with me, and fuck im going die

fuck are you talking about cunt?

teens in general over a broad spectrum of fucking races and cultures are committing the same crimes. there are more anglo sex offenders on the list than any other colour.

cunts who recieve asylum arent just child soldiers. lots of them are grown men who've experienced loss and grievances thought the effects of war.

africa has suffered western campaigns of war in all areas, north, south, east and west africa. mainly from european campaigns fighting for territorial control in the respective theaters of war. of course their continent is destabilized and plagued by war.

cunts who just state dumb shit 'just because' and lack inklinations of relevant information to their argument are more cancer than the "niggers" you dont like.

people like you destined to get punched in the mouth at the pub for talking to much shit and then having your friends talk about you behind your back for being an overtly fucked in the head kind of cunt.

I hope you die white trash Queenslander

australians are trap loving homos too?
wtf
traps should leave Sup Forums forever

I'm console scum because poorfag.

Australians arent.
It's just weird neckbearded obese racist glords that are into expressing their shit cunt opinions while hitting f5 and switching between b and grinder

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Yeah, nah, I'm on 55k base with 19% super + contact in a white collar industry, cunt

>africa has suffered western campaigns of war in all areas
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_theatre_of_World_War_I

true ay

You know saying cunt all the time doesn't make you sound cool

White trash hick. Bet you are from Queensland

naked schoolies? 7 news really need views.

it's pretty fucked though, heaps of girls getting posted. by last reports, aussie board has been taken down. I'm sure you could find a mirror somewhere if you're that desperate of a perv.

back in my day we had to comment on a girls myspace wall at least twice before you get nudes, and you could only get a few nudes per month because your credit kept running out.

cunt

>back in my day we had to comment on a girls myspace wall at least twice before you get nudes, and you could only get a few nudes per month because your credit kept running out.

I remember those days. Kids have it so easy now.

2 dubs and quads

anyone recognise this brisbane slut

You work at a University?

No but I would like to

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>Post the vid fagot.

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literally looks like a tranny

Dawwe, poor user ;_;

sup cunts. just dropped my fiance into the city with some girlfriends. gonna get stoned, anyone else?

>broad shoulders
>square jaw
>bushy man eyebrows
>poorly applied caked on makeup

tranny confirmed kys

youre getting stoned while youre fiance is getting boned faget

I get stoned with my fiance

Most Australian women do.

now you mention it..

Literally cannot unsee those broad shoulders.

lol fuck you cunt. she goes out on the reg and leaves me to smoke weed. her friends are chill. win-win.

what's a good strain available? Thinking of buying from deep web ak47

see

I'm happy with my PS4 though. Better than no vidya.

just at my dealers gwtting half an ounce.
ps4. no man sky and getting stoned.

It is, and tbh consoles are good for fun casual cuddle-type games, sometimes I wish I had one too so that I could lazymode or something like that.

she goes out with her friends all the time because she doesnt want to sit at home with a chronic pot smoking loser like you

she goes out to find bigger better looking alpha guys who make more money than you and dont sit on their ass smoking weed and actually go out to socialise

believe me shes at least gonna blow a guy tonight and then shes either going to make up some excuse for why she wont be home tonight or shes going to come home and crawl into your bed and kiss you knowing that shes made you her cuck bitch. and she loves it

how humiliating

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Listen to the man, he's talkin from experience. Your gf is literally gonna suck more than 5 cocks in the club

savage

damn even if this isn't true it's gonna eat you up inside thinking about it... that weed is gonna make you paranoid as fuck now

I'm not trying to be an mlg pro so casual is all I need really.