Alright, I gots me a new chair and a renewed sense of self-loathing/false motivation, so let's do this shit once again.
Rules: - Roll dubs to decide next event - The magnitude of your dubs determines the power of your event. If you say there is an immigration, on 11 there may be a couple of people, but on 99 there may be thousands. - World altering events (e.g apocalypse, feminist revolution) can only happen based on quads or higher - Orgies only happen on rolling a 69
Stats: - Hood: 2 (+/-0) // Population - Wood: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber - Food: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of foodstuffs - Mood: 75 (+/-0) // 0-100 how content the populace is
Hunter Turner
immigration
Grayson Roberts
bump?
Isaiah Barnes
Immigration
John Turner
Nuke everything game over
James White
well, this is depressing, and to think i rolled dubs on the OP
Xavier Gutierrez
build a farm
Nolan Howard
immigration
Caleb Hughes
Fishing shack and go fishing.
Jose Torres
bump bc im starting to lose motivation and that would be bad
Michael Allen
Build Lumber Mill
Just seems to be bad time for now. Also like the little animation you did with the water.
Jayden King
well, figured id give it a shot before i went to bed, between shifts and this time sometimes works out but not today i suppose...
Sebastian Williams
Aboriginal invasion
Xavier Lee
Enslave local native population
Robert Johnson
Give yourself surprise buttsex.
Josiah Moore
Lightning strikes house. It burns down.
Daniel Morris
reroll
Ryan Murphy
Op comes up with better rules. Rolling
Josiah Barnes
what would you recommend, i havent done this in about 8 months and honestly just copied them from an old txt file
Dylan Rivera
Shitskins invasion
Luke Bailey
Like what? Give op some ideas.
Charles Brown
Create a fishing dock on the right lake.
Landon Thomas
shitty harvest and locusts eat dubs percent of crops
Ethan Ward
Aliens invade and enslave local nigger population. Remainder of games takes place on alien home world.
David Hernandez
Winrar
Hunter Adams
Build a slaughterhouse next to the house
Dominic Roberts
Nogs get btfo
Brandon Scott
Winrar
Jace Gray
Fishing dock is built on the right lake. A bountiful supply of fish is caught and feeds the couple with excess.
Stats: - Hood: 2 (+/-0) // Population - Wood: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber - Food: 20 (+10) // Amount of foodstuffs - Mood: 80 (+5) // 0-100 how content the populace is
Austin Roberts
Get busy with the baby making!!!
Dylan Moore
build statue of cthulhu
Gavin Davis
rerollo
Bentley Phillips
More niggers you racist faggot. Every 33 double adds 10 niggers to the map
Christian Johnson
immigration from african countries
William Morgan
Hurricane
James Sanchez
Flash flood
Jason Anderson
Rall
Luis Myers
Hurricane in your face
Ryan Sanders
immigration from slav land
Joseph Smith
Fuck yeah. OP's back.
John Sullivan
Immigration
Henry Flores
Mole people build a house next door
Eli Jackson
Add a house of nig nogs
Grayson Carter
reroller
Jose Allen
rolling
Xavier Evans
Vodka roll
Juan Cruz
Win
Brody Jenkins
cyka roll
Xavier Diaz
Take 2
Wyatt Wright
Trees reveal themselves to be Ents.
Hunter Evans
Build a concentration camp in the empty field
Jackson Brooks
should i count this as a reroll? i only take the first dubs after each update fyi
Kayden Adams
ROLL
Jackson Nguyen
Rollin
Hunter Ortiz
Last chance before work... meteorite lands in the centre of the building
Henry Gomez
Dedicate one tenth of the pop to hunt wild animals. use pelts as clothes if winter approaches, meat for bait and village consumption
Cameron Sullivan
Build a poop factory.
Nolan Bailey
Build a watchtower north to the house
Ryan Jackson
Well. the main post was a dubs already. Just build one slaughterhouse
Josiah Bennett
winerino
Christopher Edwards
Niggers appear on the map
Justin Parker
winrar. rip
Adam Anderson
comeon
Hudson Torres
A nigger couple buit a house next to the south entry road
Asher Hernandez
Dig a cesspool
Jonathan Russell
Syrian immigrants
Josiah Davis
Dedicate all your energy to building a thirty feet tall wooden phallus at the crossroad
Xavier Lewis
rapefugee welcome !
Grayson Rodriguez
kek
Luke Stewart
Build a second house
Chase Torres
not sure if minor or major event
Caleb Johnson
only the first dubs after a update counts
Grayson James
A slaughterhouse of medium size is built near the house. This uses the majority of the wood. The couple is blessed with a son. The food stocks sustain.
Stats: - Hood: 3 (+1) // Population - Wood: 2 (-8) // Amount of lumber - Food: 20 (+/-0) // Amount of foodstuffs - Mood: 83 (+3) // 0-100 how content the populace is
Anthony Gomez
Immigrants from Adidas land
Brody Hall
IDI NAHUJ
Kayden Lopez
the earth broke, there's now a river between the lakes
Isaiah Gomez
Chop some tree to refilled the wood stock. The syrians rapefugee put their shithole house near the fishing dock
Ian Sanders
Niggers
Blake Jackson
Dig a river between the lakes
Kevin Gonzalez
500 mongolians invade
Kayden Nelson
A horse stack appears in the south
Liam Price
A bunch of these guys attack the town.
John Myers
whole population turns into autistic jews
Jackson Garcia
cut down trees using the force of the wind
Elijah Taylor
Niggerinos
Carson Cooper
reroll
Brayden Phillips
Muslim immigration
Carter Jones
A stranger comes from the east with new technology and farming styles
Mason Anderson
Chop some tree to refilled the wood stock.
Jaxon Lee
checkd
Julian Barnes
checkd
Nolan White
Immigrants from Eastern Europe (??) move into the village. Portions of forest are removed to build housing. Food is plummeting, as is mood.
Stats: - Hood: 16 (+13) // Population - Wood: 2 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber - Food: 5 (-15) // Amount of foodstuffs - Mood: 63 (-20) // 0-100 how content the populace is
Jacob Cox
Nergros
Jack Phillips
better be doing this
Dylan Evans
Use eastern europeans to build potato farms
Brandon Long
where are the ents
Bentley Ross
A stranger arrive from the west. He says he came from an underground vault and is looking for a water chip.
Thomas Wright
reroll
Aiden Allen
Winrar nigger
Kayden White
them trips... am crying... the rules... conflicted.... fuck