Civilization Thread #6.1

Civilization Thread #6.1

Alright, I gots me a new chair and a renewed sense of self-loathing/false motivation, so let's do this shit once again.

Rules:
- Roll dubs to decide next event
- The magnitude of your dubs determines the power of your event. If you say there is an immigration, on 11 there may be a couple of people, but on 99 there may be thousands.
- World altering events (e.g apocalypse, feminist revolution) can only happen based on quads or higher
- Orgies only happen on rolling a 69

Stats:
- Hood: 2 (+/-0) // Population
- Wood: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 75 (+/-0) // 0-100 how content the populace is

immigration

bump?

Immigration

Nuke everything game over

well, this is depressing, and to think i rolled dubs on the OP

build a farm

immigration

Fishing shack and go fishing.

bump bc im starting to lose motivation and that would be bad

Build Lumber Mill

Just seems to be bad time for now. Also like the little animation you did with the water.

well, figured id give it a shot before i went to bed, between shifts and this time sometimes works out but not today i suppose...

Aboriginal invasion

Enslave local native population

Give yourself surprise buttsex.

Lightning strikes house. It burns down.

reroll

Op comes up with better rules. Rolling

what would you recommend, i havent done this in about 8 months and honestly just copied them from an old txt file

Shitskins invasion

Like what? Give op some ideas.

Create a fishing dock on the right lake.

shitty harvest and locusts eat dubs percent of crops

Aliens invade and enslave local nigger population. Remainder of games takes place on alien home world.

Winrar

Build a slaughterhouse next to the house

Nogs get btfo

Winrar

Fishing dock is built on the right lake. A bountiful supply of fish is caught and feeds the couple with excess.

Stats:
- Hood: 2 (+/-0) // Population
- Wood: 10 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 20 (+10) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 80 (+5) // 0-100 how content the populace is

Get busy with the baby making!!!

build statue of cthulhu

rerollo

More niggers you racist faggot. Every 33 double adds 10 niggers to the map

immigration from african countries

Hurricane

Flash flood

Rall

Hurricane in your face

immigration from slav land

Fuck yeah. OP's back.

Immigration

Mole people build a house next door

Add a house of nig nogs

reroller

rolling

Vodka roll

Win

cyka roll

Take 2

Trees reveal themselves to be Ents.

Build a concentration camp in the empty field

should i count this as a reroll? i only take the first dubs after each update fyi

ROLL

Rollin

Last chance before work... meteorite lands in the centre of the building

Dedicate one tenth of the pop to hunt wild animals. use pelts as clothes if winter approaches, meat for bait and village consumption

Build a poop factory.

Build a watchtower north to the house

Well. the main post was a dubs already. Just build one slaughterhouse

winerino

Niggers appear on the map

winrar. rip

comeon

A nigger couple buit a house next to the south entry road

Dig a cesspool

Syrian immigrants

Dedicate all your energy to building a thirty feet tall wooden phallus at the crossroad

rapefugee welcome !

kek

Build a second house

not sure if minor or major event

only the first dubs after a update counts

A slaughterhouse of medium size is built near the house. This uses the majority of the wood. The couple is blessed with a son. The food stocks sustain.


Stats:
- Hood: 3 (+1) // Population
- Wood: 2 (-8) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 20 (+/-0) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 83 (+3) // 0-100 how content the populace is

Immigrants from Adidas land

IDI NAHUJ

the earth broke, there's now a river between the lakes

Chop some tree to refilled the wood stock.
The syrians rapefugee put their shithole house near the fishing dock

Niggers

Dig a river between the lakes

500 mongolians invade

A horse stack appears in the south

A bunch of these guys attack the town.

whole population turns into autistic jews

cut down trees using the force of the wind

Niggerinos

reroll

Muslim immigration

A stranger comes from the east with new technology and farming styles

Chop some tree to refilled the wood stock.

checkd

checkd

Immigrants from Eastern Europe (??) move into the village. Portions of forest are removed to build housing. Food is plummeting, as is mood.


Stats:
- Hood: 16 (+13) // Population
- Wood: 2 (+/-0) // Amount of lumber
- Food: 5 (-15) // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 63 (-20) // 0-100 how content the populace is

Nergros

better be doing this

Use eastern europeans to build potato farms

where are the ents

A stranger arrive from the west. He says he came from an underground vault and is looking for a water chip.

reroll

Winrar nigger

them trips... am crying... the rules... conflicted.... fuck