The Americans

new ep starting nao

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>it's a Pastor Tim episode

What's everybody drinking tonight?

Oh damn, we're late!

Tonight's episode is titled "Dinner for Seven":

>Elizabeth finalizes the last steps of a personal mission.

Looks like we might not see the Korean ever again. Who's ready for the most awkward dinner of 1983?

>tfw can't wait for the weekly cut of Tatiana's ass

>no warning for sexual content this week

oh man why were we taking so long to make this thread

usually some user makes a pregame and viewing thread but i didnt see shit as the opening credits so i started one myself

now theirs 2 americans threads in the catalog
mine and yours

haha

But there was a Nudity warning this week. So it might be Tatiana ass after all.

We all know that Nina's ass is better.

reminder

Poor little white girl

What is Martha doing during all of this?

>it's a Gabriel is kind and welcoming but delivers bad news episode

LOL i was the one who posted this photo last week

i to break the news to you guys about her getting blacked

nah i dont actually hate to break it to you guys LULs

Being miserable as fuck in Russia and really wishing that she had some Jif right about now.

Waiting in a bread line probably

OH NOOOOOOO~

cucks pls go

didnt they say in last week episode that "things didnt go as planned"
implying a dark fate for martha?

calm down butthurt fag

you will never meet the actress in real life none the less get the chance to bang her

just be happy shes happy with the black cocks inside her

That was about the Gadd thing, most likely. Why did people think it was Martha?

ah youre probably right

Uh-oh Stan is on the hard stuff instead of the High Life.

shes dead. theyve already established it with
>the container theyve used werent strong enough to hold the virus and they shipped the last one in a fucking peanut butter jar in her bag
and
>the qt commie that Oleg is crushin mentioned and unforseen accident with her pilot

t. subhuman cuckold

You americans must love to see a russian agent turning american in his heart.

oh shit i was right idk why i ever doubted myself
iim a patrician with a keen attention to detail after all

*tips katana*
*sheathes fedora*

Just because she was hanging around with a group of black guys doesn't mean she got blacked. She was probably doing something qt and quirky like playing dice with the niggers.

Thanks for the beer

stay mad, smalldick

Seeds of doubt have been planted, Philip and Elizabeth turning soon! It's happening!

>Americans scheduled for 2 more seasons, ending in 2018

heheh the damage control and denial

t. self loathing subhuman cuckold

you arent using "t." correctly
or did you just realize that you outted yourself as being a subhuman cuckold?

t.someone who is confused about your post

Two more years son

Do you faggots have this shit on your mind 24/7? Holy shit

>t. self loathing subhuman cuckold
oh wow you are new as shit
LMAO
go back to facebook you humongous retard

>tfw you will never hug sad Elizabeth

have what on my mind?
i could careless if some actress likes black dick
dude im not the one who admitted to being a cuck like this guy did twice

WATCH OUT PASTIE TIM

>implying a far east russian gook is white
literally euthanize yourself

Where'd you get that from? Great news if true.

says the subhuman cuckold

dude why are you so butthurt?

who fucked your mom this week that got you so mad?

Can you cuckposters please fuck off already. We're trying to discuss a live show here you cunts.

a few news sources when I googled The Americans

hahaha you stopped using "t." incorrectly i see

LOL butthurt newfag

blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2016/05/25/the-americans-returning-for-final-two-seasons-on-fx/

>le ebin cuckold rebuttal

alright fine but these newfags are just retarded and mad as shit
i like egging them on

Is Stan seducing Oleg?

t. self loathing subhuman cuckold

shut up, you're ruining the thread and no one likes you

Daily reminder that cuckoldry is wristcutting for middle aged white protestants.

Self-pitying masochism for special snowflakes who are just so unappreciated. They even get snooty about, like the true emos that they are.

Perfection!

I feel pretty tense for Oleg right now.

>being a cuck, a mad cuck at that
literally failed as a human being

yea you are you retard lmao

stop posting anytime kid

theres another thread for the americans with no
summerfags though

t. assblasted self loathing cuckold
>y u mad?

when are these two preachers getting whacked?

ok summerfag stay upset

>y-youre a c-cuck

you sound so assblasted kid

>says the literal cuckold

Prepare for awkwardness

oh boy here we go...stan the fbi man vs the preachers in same room

Most tense dinner meeting of 1983.

omg this fucking childish summerfag wont shut the fuck up

Seriously, wtf.

Pasta Tim is gonna die

Tim and his wife are never gonna get killed, are they lads

I love how much Stan mooches from them.

>my pornstar can beat up your pornstar

>he still doesnt know how to post correctly

green text is for quotes

>not to imply shit like some sort of butthurt faggot

thats how stupid and new you look

u mad cuck?

I hope when they return from commercial, they're right back there.

>social justice

>we believe in social justice

They're trying to make us hate them before they die right?

>says the triggered newfag cuck

I was half expecting Tim to say something "Oh, an FBI agent eh? That's something, huh Philip?"

>posting a photo
>from her IG that another user provided

wow man where do you find these top secret unobtainable files?

The high life

(You)

Maybe its payback because their kids drink all his beer

>"FBI agent huh? look at that, KGB and FBI living next door, talk about borrowing sugar! Our own mini cold war!"
>Philips and Lizs face when

Gadds scene came after.

2/4, not even a passing grade

Perfect for a sitcom, brick shitting moment for this kind of show. Would've been funny, though.

Is that Based Gloria

Which dinner scene is more awkward?

Awkward: The Episode

should have known that the ignorant newfag was a mobile poster...

what exactly are you trying to prove here?

that you have a perforated anus?

The BrBa one went on longer and that's the main ingredient in awkwardness

Seriously, the tension could be cut out of the air in every scene, all that subtext

the newfag is a cuck poster hahaha

hahaha this idiot keeps calling himself a cuck

yo im liking how gramps and the old bag are doing some fieldwork in this scene

>trolling the poor Asian guy who didn't do anything wrong

Wow, what a ruse!

So this explains why Tatiana wanted the computer person...

>cuckold trifecta
ayy lmao

They also did wetwork and bagman duties too, so it makes sense they would be underestimated

Pastor tim wants some liz too

>im saying cuck, and i cool like one of you guys now

why are you in an americans thread if you dont even have the mental capacity to watch dora the explora?
dont you have school tomorrow?