TFW Poorfag

>TFW Poorfag
>tfw I will never get a GF because you need to have money first

What's easiest way to kill self?

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IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO GAIN
GO ON A GRAND QUEST YOU FAG
GET MAULED BY A BEAR
DIE IN THE WOODS

I love bears so much
But if I fight one, I may die suffering and screaming.
Or he will just turn me disabled and unable to kill self

YOU MUST RAPE A MALE BEAR
THIS IS YOUR DIVINE MISSION
COME BACK TO Sup Forums WITH PROOF IN ONE YEAR AND LIVE FOREVER IN MEMES

If youre going to kill urself bcuz too lazy for a job go 4 it

or optionally, just get a job

What If the bear was homosexual and fell in love with me?
I will just box match him and webm this if I survive
There's no jobs, and no one calls me back

>tfw have a job but still poor as fuck
>tfw can't afford rent even though i work
>tfw gf left me for better model
>tfw getting a letter of evection this morning
>tfw can't even move back in with parents
>tfw no friends to stay with cuz only friend was gf

Your shit ain't that bad user

maybe you should get the fuck off Sup Forums and get yourself educated then?

Fuck you a male bear.
I have faith in you
Im proud of you son.

Woah, not OP but you should definitely do something about that.

>What If the bear was homosexual and fell in love with me?
THEN YOU RIDE INTO TOWN ON YOUR HUSBANDO, FIND THE NEAREST LIBRARY, BURST IN THE FRONT DOOR, AND DEMAND TO USE THEIR COMPUTER TO POST A SELFIE WITH THE BEAR'S DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

Almost same situation...
Why life is unfair

Thats because you didnt fuck a male bear.....did you

Nope didnt think so.

Woah, that /actually/ sucks dude.
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You better think on your shit and get some sort of a plan of action, Use this songs chorus as motivation.

such as?

LIFE SEEMS UNFAIR?
GO FUCK A BEAR

Love this guy (or guys) top fucking kek

Get cheaper rent maybe? Or stay the salvation army or whatever.

yup it does

Your double dubs and quads is motivation enough to get somthing done about this. I know an hero is an option but is not a solution. I will do everything within my power to keep my flat even if it means having no money. Second job s an option but where i'm from you get taxed on each job so 2 jobs=double tax 3 jobs triple tax etc

>get cheaper rent

Thats not possible. My rent is fixed plus no cash to get another place to stay

A SECOND JOB IS A TEMPORARY SOLUTION TO A PERMANENT PROBLEM; YOU NEED TO FUCK A MALE BEAR IN THE BUTTHOLE.

I don't usually get proud about random numerage on this board but that's actually surprising. How about selling some shit? You got anything you could do without or fix up and sell? Just to get some cash to tie you over until you can figure out something.

You are right user this is the solution! It's so clear to me know what must be done!

Sold a lot of my stuff already. Only things of some value I have left is my instruments (ones i didn't want to or couldn't sell) and my computer. Thanks for the suggestion

Sell that shit you fag, get a better job, move out to a cheaper place and pay some escort hookers 50 a week to fuck you. Goodlife.jpg