Waifu Claim Thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /waifu/ not Sup Forums
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Why would flirting be bad?
Well I'm glad you're feeling better
Probably after all the items are destroyed I'm sure you'll be over the slut
Hnnngg
I'm literally biting my fist
>We can try them all at see what feels the best, and leave it there
Oh I see,well that kinda sucks
I'm sure I can find a guide or some sorts online
Claiming Felix
hang me
Axel r a litul bitch tel him 2 fuk of
Morning boat lover
No
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still here
I'm gonna bury them deep enough so no one has a chance of finding it, even though i insanely doubt someone will go digging for something in the forest
hang yourself
good idea
dubs and you show me waifu pussy
I know I do. I'm not too injured though. Knee scrapes and the sun burn was the worst of it.
Well don't worry, I won't bite~
>Hehe, that sounds okay to me~
>Or you could just use each one till you finish, then move onto the next~
Well damn.
Problem fixed
I know and i have got motivation to other things too
Revy claim
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As i said you could but it seems difficult.
You up to anything now?
Kek people might you're burying a dead body if you dig such a deep hole
I'm edging so hard right
>Haven't touched a thing
>That sounds really good I think I'll have more than enough for that
Well you're kinda new to me so you can help me can't you?
>I can't help it I'm so easy to fall in love with
Revy you're mine
That's why I'm doing it in the forest and at night
How goes the boating?
Bully.
Eh?
Not much. Resting from a pretty intense bike ride
Gonna walk my dog soon
What about you?
"If you worship someone too much, you'll end up losing your freedom."
Sure, I'll work my way up.
All the way to just the tip.
I'm curious to know what's got your motivation.
>I know I felt like shit till I found the motivation and my passion in life.
More than enough you say~? Then why stop there, use me as you please~
What?
>Another true saying that I experienced first hand
fuck you don't tell me what to do
Still listening to Kirby music.
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Seems to be morning now but it's Saturday so maybe i'll have more peace.
I'm gonna go back to watching Mirai Nikki
I'll be in and out of the thread
claimed
Almost Queen of Chess claimed
>(You)
>Well damn.
You linked me, don't know why. I'm assuming misclick?
Great
So what are you up to?
I'm not sure if you could handle that
Shouldn't I ben gentile for the first time?
Slutty Maid.
Nice lesson from Dune.
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show me the pussy
Nice feet
Okay here's the pussy
Also
>thinking there's a vagina on Felix
Kek
I'm up to no good.
no you're mine
I don't know i just thought the whole summer about things and how i am so lazy and everything.
So i kind of just decided i'm gonna make a change.
That's a benis
Its boaty as usual.
Its a guy.
We need to have a drinking game for that in a stream sometime.
throatfucking it is, then
Thats all? or do you not count modding your brawl game anymore?
Also another great song nui. You have a great talent for finding them
That's not Felix, you heathen
Oh shit, sounds kinda hot
What are you up to?
Morning.
Oh, yep. That was meant for Syndra. Sorry Shizu.
Don't think I could handle it?
>Why don't you just push me to my limits, I'll probably squirm around a little, but it'll be out of pleasure I'm sure~
>Besides, I really really want it~
That's how it normally goes. Just don't get stuck in a rut, and you'll be fine!
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MAI WAIFUUU LOOK MOMMY!
Race war when?
Oh, i'm still setting up the brawl mods.
I wouldn't call that a talent, almost all of the Kirby music is great.
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How's it going, Shiro?
>he watches anime
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>He shit posts on Sup Forums
>Why don't you just push me to my limits, I'll probably squirm around a little, but it'll be out of pleasure I'm sure~
>Besides, I really really want it~
>dat pic
You're making people nervous here
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I don't think you can handle me no
Then again I love when you squirm a little
I'll hold you down it'll make it better
What happened to DVD Spammer? regardless of how annoying he was he at least had a sense of humor rather than laughing at himself.
Damage control
More damage control
What damage?
>I can't think of a comeback so i'll resort to memes
nice damage control
MY WAIFU LOOK MOMMY MY GIRLFRIEND LOOKS JUST LIKE MY PILLOW!
Holy christ Makoto, chill out with the imagery.
Race war now.
It goes. Just woke up, listening to music and hungry.
He said his Sup Forums pass was ran out.
Nah
No, i'm just wondering where he went.
He was fun to shitpost with.
Nervous? How so?
>I'm making sure I stay at 1.999 lewd or below.
>At least in terms of pics
Then I guess we'll just have to put that to the test~
>Hold me down
You could always use some rope, no~?
1.999 is not 2!
>tfw mom doesn't let you use her credit card to order more anime dolls and body pillow
*squirts warm liquid shit composed of moms chicken tenders and frozen pizza into size 42 adult diaper*
I don't care, you shouldn't post any lewds ever.
Yeah! Take care my friend.
Ah, what are you listening to?
You have any plans for today?
>hold me down
>use some rope
Jeez
makoto~ i need to go
this was kind of new to me
but real life calls me so im sorry
if for some reason you want to contact me i have discord
Im not telling you to do anything, im just saying things as they are.
Excuse me?
Actually I got nothing.
I love this post. This is a good post.
Not even lewd.
>Not by my standards anyways.
Leavin already? Well good luck buddy!
Whaaaaat?
Ah well, was fun while it lasted. Later Yuno!
Where did you go shitposter-kun? i'm waiting for my (You)
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Nope, no plans for the day. I never have plans. How about you?
Damn, what are your standards?
>no respect for makoto
Slutty bully.
Sounds boring. You should mix it up. Maybe try a tank or an airplane or something.
You're being really lewd...
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>wake up next to crusty semen covered anime body pillow
>gently kiss her so as not to wake her
>manage to lift myself out of bed without moms assistance
>knock over several piss jugs in the process
>turn on PC and load up Sup Forums
>claim my precious Waifu
How's y'all morning going?
If it doesn't show anything, it's not lewd enough for lewd status.
Was trying to pass the time and have a bit of fun. Yuno's gone, so back to... doing nothing I guess.
Cleaned that up a bit for ya
It's fine, thank you for asking user kun.
>tfw you try to damage control your thread of everlasting virginity but it isn't workin
Thx m8
You show no respect for Makoto. It's disgusting!
nice damage control
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CHUMLEE IS WAIFU!!! MOMMYYYYY LOOOOK!!!
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I'm setting up mods for SSBB still, and i plan to watch that thing but i keep getting distracted.
Maybe you should try a boat