JOHNNY DEPP

The fun has JUST begun for Mr. Depp

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?

Bad boy Johnny Depp doesn't play by the rules, stood up Tim Heidecker's Oscar special and his has been a mess since. Sad!

EL JUSTO
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This fucking meme man

Is this the power of meme magic?

>just days after his mother's death

Wow

Amber Heard has always been shit. He deserves this for not knowing better

Time for a coke fiesta

Barnaby Joyce wins again

Redpill and PUA retards were right again. Never ever let your woman see you cry, don't show any weaknesses, or she'll cluck you immediately.

EL PESTERED DANNYBOYTBH??
EL JUSTO!!!!
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This

>a young kid likes using a funny meme
>he doesn't look like chad
>OMFG that meme sucks now!!! XDD

fuck off faggot

JUST is a great meme

That guy used to be my childhood hero, don't know how he fucked his life up this hard

> women

They are evil creatures, it's a shame most men fall for their tricks, this is going to cost depp half of his 400 million dollar fortune

Her Johnny jerkoff video is still on pornhub

Why THE FUCK is she doing a silly voice in it?

EL PESTERED DANNYBOYTBH?!?!
EL JUSTED!!!
FORCEO MEMEO!!!!
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good she was my fapfu and he took her from me

im glad she's going to be set for the rest of her life. she deserves it

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>Sources tell the site that the couple did not have a prenuptial agreement and she is asking for spousal support

HERE WE FUCKING GO

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JUSTY DEEP

This poster is a faggot.

the muticultuarlism agenda is just taking it's next step with Amber.

expect after this divorce, for Amber to get involved with a 'bad boy' type black guy, some rapper or something. feed into the propaganda myth that a white woman can't be happy married, she needs 'bbc'.

wow you mean hot as fuq 20 something amber 'kill yourself, nerd' heard want to divorce old ass nigga johny depp? what gives?

>mfw I'm an EL JUSTO shitposter

it never ceases to amuse me when products of the multicultural agenda talk about multiculturalism as if its a bad thing.

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She literally fucked Jason Momoa and Zack Snyder to get the Justice League gig

She's a degenerate of the highest order

FUCK, how will he bounce back from this? I declare that johnny goes "soul-searching" for a year, amber goes out with some 6ft bix nood, johnny comes back after travelling the world and does one of the best performances of all time, wins an academy award and she comes crawling back, he says yes, DOES a prenup this time, then drops her ass a week later. screencap this fags.

what the fuck is going on

He was the one who filed the divorce, though. His wife is the cuck. I don't see how this is bad for Johnny.

VIVA LOS MEHICO!!!!
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MONTEZUMA!!!!!
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new meme propagated in defence of brendan
>not that funny but it will stick because we need to meme magic the lord of JUST into a comeback
soon his whore alimony sucking wife will die or some brendan fan will call her out on her shit on twitter or just straight up kill her, brendan will get the role of his life and all will be as it should

It says 'Amber Heard has filed for divorce'

to be fair between her looks, tomboy personality, and apparent kinkyness it'd be very easy for most people to fall for it

>I will never be cucked by Amber Heard and be manipulated by her into handing over half my assets.

Why even live?

JUST is the worst meme ever.

thank you based Barnaby Joyce

>having sympathy for millionaire hollywood superstars who marries gold digging whores

>falling for the marriage meme
>implying it's not just an insurance policy for women

Say goodbye to them Piratesbux.

BASED JOYCE

When does the alimony start? Will they recast captain Jack Sparrow as Tom Cruise?

(dun dundun dun dundun)

>And a couple of days after the will/inheritance was finalized

>Tried to stump Trump
>Is going to become the new poster boy for JUST

MEME MAGICK.

EL JUSTO

does his mean my dream of casting couching Amber is still alive?

>mfw that blind item was 100% true...
Does that mean Katherine McNamara is gay and fucking Arden Cho?...nice.
I think its time to change his name to Captain Jack Cuckrow...damn that doesn't work...

oh i see you made another revised thread that includes his mothers death

Chews out Joyce. Gets divorced, I wonder who's laughing now.

another hilarious new Sup Forums meme that will surely take the internet by storm like Sup Forums memes always do

Sup Forums makes the most retarded forced memes

Mexican Intellectualism

hehehehehe

>not so fast

ROFL everyone saying he's JUSTED, when in fact he has a frakkin blockbuster coming out next year. /tv BTFO

how do you like those tomatoes johnny

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more money for her to take

Shes already rich she wont take anything except maybe his peace of mind LOL

i wanna see this
even though it'll probably be bad

Tryna sleep oover here pls stop making me want to die pls ;_;

Soon to be Johny Debt

Are you retarded?

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She's barely worth a tenth of what he's worth.

She wont take anything shed be mean and condemned if she did

he is right
they didn't combine any assets or finances

hehehehehe

what blind item?

JOHNNY DEPP LOOKS PRETTY DERANGED THESE DAYS

BUT HER TIMING IS CUNTY IF HIS MOM JUST DIED

OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE JUST LEAGUE

WONDER IF HE HAD HER SIGN ANY PRENUPS, WONDER IF THEY HOLD UP IN COURT

>But when asked on Thursday about news that Depp's wife Amber Heard had filed for divorce, Barnaby turned bleak.

>"In all seriousness, the one thing I will never revel in is any relationship breakdown, no matter what animosity that might be seen on the airwaves between Mr Depp and myself," Joyce said at a press conference in Rockhampton.

>"No, I would never ever revel in something like that."

>what happens when you mess with the National Party of Australia

based barnaby joyce

That she was cucking him with a grill for months and that she wanted a divorce, the blind item i read said she was in the closet thou, so its probably not her.

aussies always deliver top bantz

Their bantz and mememagic are out of this world...fucking strayas...

BASED BARNABY GETS THE LAST LAUGH

ITS ALL THEY HAVE IN THE OUTBACK OTHER THAN HUFFING PETROL

REMEMBER THE ALIMONY

Women are bitter because they know that you cannot serve them well; you already disappoint them just by your looks.

it is natural for men like you to crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support.
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.

Why women are a good way to feel relevant? Because women love to be provided for and each woman will always find a man ready to please her.
[for most men, the best feeling of feeling real is when the girl moans from your cock in her pussy]

THe problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity which strengthen their feeling of being worthy, relevant, in touch with reality.
Men are too impotent to find other way to feel real.
Once that the a woman replaces a man by another provider, the man gets very upset and depressed.
THis leads men to think that they are better than women, stronger, smarter and that they must built a life outside women. Some men manage to indeed built an empire, but they will always loos it for some women.
Women give meaning to men and betas, no matter how successful outside women, will always give up everything for some relationship with some woman who claim to fancy them.

>being this dumb

Yo yo you I just catched this flick

WHATS UP WITH THE VOICE SHES DOING

>surely the courts will do the right thing
>no lawyer would dare take on this case cause of a prenup

Who could have seen this coming. I don't know why she would bother going for Johnny when he's how he looks now, did she think she was getting pic related Depp or something?

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>did she think she was getting pic related Depp or something?
No, she thought she was getting half his money.

kekeroony, neighbor

yep, same thing happened with katie holmes and tom cruise. child hood crushes that turned out to be middle aged weirdos.

he should have stay with noni, she looks so fucking hot now and most importantly, he could have saved her

no real woman ever looked at me with those eyes
;_;

Normally I would think it's not fair for her to get any money now that they're split, but this is the man who made that Willy Wonka remake with Burton, so fuck it Amber, lawyer up

Fucking Strayan cunts

YOU JUST KNOW

cunt better stay out of straya.

we don't like his kind here. or his fucking dogs.

stay out of 'merica

we dont take kindly to those who dont take kindly round these parts