Autism thread let go

Autism thread let go
>be me
>at a party
>dude approach me and make small talk
>"So, how's the party been?"
>was drinking water
>tried talking and swallowing the water at the same time
>spit out all the fucking the water on the dude
>he just looks at me as I slowly walk away
>mfw I spend the rest of the night sitting in a corner alone

Lol why would you talk and drink at the same time?

Kek

At least you are invited at a party

I was thirsty... lol

But I made a fool out of myself and will prob never get invited there ever again bc of that.

did you ever talk to him again?

Nope

OP has a drinking problem

Kek

Thank You Captain Seizures
>warn me next time

are you female? if so then who the fuck cares was one party went wrong theres more in life coming.

if dude then sorry go die.. now.

I'm a guy. End my life

Bumping for moar autismus

dead yet>? like this thread

What?

Oh nvm

hilarious op, 10/10

Just say you were mad drunk and that's why you started drinking water, everything is funny/okay if your drunk fam

Im underaged can't drink lol

There's already an autism thread, it's called Waifu claim, it's up 24/7

Still thirsty smfh

Wtf is a waifu claim?

lol

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I hear Tinas voice when I read your OP and replies. Louise and Gene pop in at the posts making fun of you.

Top kek

Who's Tina and who's louise and gene?

Oh, you! Always willing to play along.

Are they like characters from bobs burgers cuz I don't watch bobs burgers?