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yair couldnt even btfo a weaboo goof

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Schaub IS cancer

Leave the heavyweight division to me.

God save the Queen.

>tfw you're gonna get heem'd and you know it

muh friend simulator

conor literally free money in the rematch

3 DAYS NOTICE ON A YACHT

>mfw I realised Conor will lose to Nate, Aldo , Edgar and Khabib in that order

Schaub is literally GOD

He will submit all of them. He is training with Artem Lobov!
youtube.com/watch?v=ZOlyaVZlu5E

If he's fully proportional, he would have an enormous wangstucher!

All that gold around our necks weighs us down

The real question is /heem/

How will CM Punk win?

I say first round tko.

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Cap my post friend.

Many people are writing him off but what they don't realise is that he is a PRO wrestler. Most fighters in the UFC were amateur wrestlers at best. For example Brock was an amateur wrestler but then turned pro which gave him a very solid skill set to work with and he eventually became the champ. CM Punk was arguably THE best pro wrestler when he competed so I don't think its ridiculous to think that he can make a run in the welterweight division and maybe get in to the top 15. Sure he is quite old but he is by far the best wrestler in the division and that can take you a long way.

not even trying

Daily reminder that Conor is going to win.

ok real talk he's probably a purple belt on the ground and has some grappling and take downs.

His striking looks crappy though. If he can manage a defense against micky i see him having a chance on the ground.

real talk he's probably a purple belt?

he has been training jits for years maybe 10 years or something like that

he just never accepted belts even when his trainers wanted too award him with one

and he was never in one place long enough either

so you can only guess as to what belt he is actually at

I don't believe you

Watch the latest hype vid of him vs gall its got heaps of vision of him rolling with gracies he looks like he knows what he's doing

like seriously i'm not even joking

Hey you forgot one

i think this is it youtube.com/watch?v=WRCiKUB7fCk

>lesnar
>punk
UFC has become a fucking meme

That was the most homo erotic shit i've seen in a while
>G-guys i'm great on the ground now
Can't wait till Nate knock the fucking meme out of this clown

Do you respect Women's MMA?

I respect specific WMMA fighters. Most of WMMA is garbage.

...That said, most of MMA altogether is garbage, it's just large enough that the top 5% that the UFC scrapes off the top is generally pretty good. WMMA doesn't have that luxury. Who the fucking fuck thought that putting Taylor in as a replacement for Moroz's fight made sense? It should have been a squash match, but Moroz couldn't resist being terrible.

1:29
you're pretty good.

OFF THE COUCH

OFF THE YACHT

OFF THE CABO

OFF VACATION

STILL WOOPED THE POTATO NIGGER

>leave francis to me

Only one I respect is Cyborg, and that's a gray area

Senior MMA Analyst Doctor Patrick Wyman said Moroz was so much worse than Joanne Calderwood that the fight shouldn't even be sanctioned.

I'd respect her more if she hadn't done horse semen.

I'm a black boy and I'm jacked. Deal with it.

It's WSW. What's the worst that could possibly happen?

unfortunately penis size doesnt work like that

Conor couldn't make it in boxing so he went to the UFC and became the biggest draw

>no eyepatch

c'mon Pierre

its not his fighting that makes him the biggest, its his personality

my boy vs your boy, who you got?

ur opinion = WGAF

thanks for that nigel

NEW JACK SLACK READ WHILE IT'S HOT ABOUT OUR NEW BOY

fightland.vice.com/blog/landos-hope-and-glory-lessons-from-the-groovy-one

You're better than this

>hack slack

I'm just trying to give mouth to mouth to this dead thread

A FUCKING LEAF

>hack slack
literally only newfag casuals like him

fuck u goof

who you got, /heem/?

a meteor crashing out of the sky and crushing these bints

paige vainzant is a horrible human being

Slatten by TKO in the third.

UFC 202 is utter shite

How do you know? You haven't watched it yet...

what went wrong?

No, Lobov will save this card.

Depression.

mmajunkie.com/2016/08/maryna-moroz-aiming-for-title-shot-after-ufc-fight-night-92-win-anything-is-possible

Four rounds of Moroz getting punched in the face would be worth having to sit through the shitty fight she put on tbqh.

Judo is on

That's Dr. Patrick "The Fall of Rome Podcast Out Now Please Listen" Wyman

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EBI Jitz > Judo desu

>yfw EBI is actually pretty spicy to watch
First he cucks the Gracies and gi BJJ x2
then he cucks them out of their tournament format by making a far more exciting version
truly the madman we deserve

It wasn't her fault, it was the other chicks

Honestly I enjoyed EBI when it was on, I put on some Judo but it just didn't seem all that interesting. One guy flopped to the floor a bit and then there was a break every time, put archery on and its better, just feel like I should watch something from the Olympics, haven't seen shit so far

She had a ludicrous reach and height advantage. I blame Taylor for not taking Moroz down sooner (and had she done so she clearly would have won) but the boring-ass standup was firmly and obviously Taylor's fault.

>I would have won if my cardio was better lol

Joanna should have been doing nothing but slamming side kicks into Gadelha's knee in r4 and 5 tbqh.

>but the boring-ass standup was firmly and obviously Moroz's fault.

derp

when is women's mma going away?

When USADA figures out how to pop women for organic steroids. They have an unfair advantage in that they don't need to use estrogen blockers.

>le i didn't break my hand this time girl

youtube.com/watch?v=rJyiHqUxx_4

New promo for 204.

>post yfw Dana doesn't get Nick and Nate to headline UFC 209
i will drop this semen slurping sport. THE MEMES MUST BE RESPECTED

When all the women fighters start look like cyborg

how many buys did ufc 201 do

mfw UFC 202
>the goat will take his revenge

when is conor switching to WWE?

after he loses to aldo

it's not going to happen he's going to lose 2 Diaz then he's going to lose to Aldo

>you now remember frankie the cancer edgar

I'm going to enjoy the butthurt SO FUCKING MUCH after 202
>mfw I'll be on a sunny island enjoying my cocktail feeling ultimate satisfaction while witnessing the memes

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which island

this main event fucking stinks
the whole card does

>the caliphate of Holland
>sunny island, joy

pick one

Which one?

Don't you have some turnips to farm, Hristo?

>70036896

not him but we have many islands here

not sunny though

enjoy losing your $800

Conor is going to win

>Anthony Johnson post USADA
He hasn't fought recently because he's cycling off. He got lucky with Bader. Glover will make easy work of him.

>He got lucky with Bader.


straight fucking casual detected

Unless Aldo will go up to 155, there will never be a rematch