We're stuck on an island!

We're stuck on an island!
Why does this keep happening to Sup Forums?
Lets see if we can save this little fucker.
Or fuck him up.
9 decides!
Get to rolling faggots.

Helicopter arrives and saves him

>explores island
>stumbles upon encampment of tribal women
>???

Bump

It's only a fucking 9 you faggots!
It's not like I expect doubles you half arsed pieces of shit.

Meh, fine let it drop off page 10.

Go whinge on a thread a thread that says Sup Forums is shit and has no content.

last shameless self bumb

gets eaten by a shark

He fucks the sand, and a crab pinches his dick, he suffocates the crab, killing it.
Crab +1 , dick -1.

steal a palm tree

a black hole appears in the geometric center of his skull

Reroll.

He masturbates until he dies

Fap violently while staring at reflection in the ocean

Get him a wifey so they can start a life there. Aye aye aye lads?

>He fucks the sand, and a crab pinches his dick, he suffocates the crab, killing it.
>Crab +1 , dick -1.

A bear comes from the woods and befriends him

...

He feels aroused. He ejaculates a fishing rod. Sideways

shove crab in butt to gain its strength
you now have crab powers

Roll

The British colonise the island.

He shoves the crab up his ass

...

Roll.

He decides to get revenge by fucking a crab and that leads to him giving birth to a race of near invulnerable crab people soldiers

reroll

...

Look like crab
Talk like people

Craaaaaab people

...

roll

rolling

9 please

...

crab people!

rolling

Scrapes hand on random twig. Gets gangrene and dies cuz no antibiotics.

The army expands.

Crab civilization time!

Rollin again for gangrene.

Crab people army keeps expanding. Roll for it faggot.

Gangrene... come on babay!!!!

This.

Goddamit, where's my 9? Rolling again

AHAOHAOHAOHAOHAOHAHAHOAH EHEHE HEHE BE 9 BE9 999 99

/thread

nigger washes ashore. He fucks the crab people and creates a mutant black crab race and destroys the island turning into new detroit.

Death by snu snu

Missed that one!

...

bump

I hate you faggots, especially the summer ones.