We're stuck on an island!
Why does this keep happening to Sup Forums?
Lets see if we can save this little fucker.
Or fuck him up.
9 decides!
Get to rolling faggots.
We're stuck on an island!
Helicopter arrives and saves him
>explores island
>stumbles upon encampment of tribal women
>???
Bump
It's only a fucking 9 you faggots!
It's not like I expect doubles you half arsed pieces of shit.
Meh, fine let it drop off page 10.
Go whinge on a thread a thread that says Sup Forums is shit and has no content.
last shameless self bumb
gets eaten by a shark
He fucks the sand, and a crab pinches his dick, he suffocates the crab, killing it.
Crab +1 , dick -1.
steal a palm tree
a black hole appears in the geometric center of his skull
Reroll.
He masturbates until he dies
Fap violently while staring at reflection in the ocean
Get him a wifey so they can start a life there. Aye aye aye lads?
>He fucks the sand, and a crab pinches his dick, he suffocates the crab, killing it.
>Crab +1 , dick -1.
A bear comes from the woods and befriends him
...
He feels aroused. He ejaculates a fishing rod. Sideways
shove crab in butt to gain its strength
you now have crab powers
Roll
The British colonise the island.
He shoves the crab up his ass
...
Roll.
He decides to get revenge by fucking a crab and that leads to him giving birth to a race of near invulnerable crab people soldiers
reroll
...
Look like crab
Talk like people
Craaaaaab people
...
roll
rolling
9 please
...
crab people!
rolling
Scrapes hand on random twig. Gets gangrene and dies cuz no antibiotics.
The army expands.
Crab civilization time!
Rollin again for gangrene.
Crab people army keeps expanding. Roll for it faggot.
Gangrene... come on babay!!!!
This.
Goddamit, where's my 9? Rolling again
AHAOHAOHAOHAOHAOHAHAHOAH EHEHE HEHE BE 9 BE9 999 99
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nigger washes ashore. He fucks the crab people and creates a mutant black crab race and destroys the island turning into new detroit.
Death by snu snu
Missed that one!
...
bump
I hate you faggots, especially the summer ones.