Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Be a slutty maid!
Were you insinuating the sex?
I don't know how to have sex with a boat. Penis goes where?
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
well turns out i cant do anything productive without sleep
>chill day incomming
you guys any plans for today?
You know well how it goes.
>wake up this morning next to my Waifu pillow
>gently kiss her so I don't wake her up
>manage to lift myself out of bed without moms help
>knock over a few piss jugs in the process
>turn on computer and load up Sup Forums
>see the 24/7 Waifu claim thread up, gonna be a fun morning
>someone has claimed my waifu
>I look to my bed to make sure she's still there and not off with some other otaku
>call mom down to basement
>she has a fresh batch of pizza rolls for her baby boy
>I get back on my bed and hold my legs in the air so she can change my adult diaper
>squirt warm liquid feces composted of Tyson chicken nuggets and little Debbie brownies all over her
>mommys so proud of her baby
Claiming
Well that didn't last long. Pretty disappointing I must say
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Other than sleeping, calling Koume a cute, and going over to check on the bike and stuff? Nope. Not really.
Told you. Not even one more thread.
This one is actually pretty hilarious.
Nope. I don't understand. Pls help.
Obviously not, boatcunt
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Froge? I'm not too sure what you mean
Thank you, I will allow you to be my maid now ~
>claimed
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New megameme is mean.
Who is this magnificent new spammer? It's invigorating to have new spam.
>but you are the cute one
why does your bike need checking?
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Just look at your Sendai r34 collection
That's MeguMEAN
still here
>just
Don't have one. Share yours?
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How should I kill myself?
These panic button memes are actually kind of amusing but they'll only be that way for one thread
Hello Ayase
>fuck
noose
Give me a moment.
>get to episode 9 of Madoka Magica
>have been thinking for a while now that Kyoko is best
>make the decision that she certainly is
>Kyoko, spoiler alert, fucking dies
Just fuck my best girl up.
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>Kyouko dies
Time to make fun of Kyouko user
A frog was talking about you!
>But I'm not!
It's borked, remember? I like to work on it a bit myself, even if I'm only doing simple tasks. Plus, just by watching, I learn more about it.
I didn't actually look at them. Oh well.
But blue man, they, spoiler, all die all the time.
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You don't have the authority to do that.
Well, I mean, Kyubitch already kind of told everyone how it's going to end.
Something something time, something something energy, something something grief, something something dream.
Interesting that you choose to refer to me as blue man, because that time comes up today.
Still better than your waifu.
And, there's really only one proper way to treat Kyubey.
Says who?
Miss Botefucker?
It's simply what I know you as elsewhere.
And yep. An eternal time loop of suffering.
fagglord
can barely type
>You're the cutest tsundre around
Stop denying it
Ow yea I forgot sorry, I guess it makes sense
Also it's your hobby so you're probably enjoying it
>Seens like a hassle to me
Looks like this morning is already a bitch. Good thing I'm going back home now.
Was it that damn smug Pepe again?
>fucking normies in my thread
Have a cup of tea and sit back
Fuck you i was just watching that.
Who are you quoting?
If no one else, me.
Nice try, but nobody buys it.
No one
>"Quote"
> >Greentext
Anymore?
Eternity does not exist, if He has any say in it.
With this two hour drive, Dr. Pepper is what I'll be drinking.
/waifu/ isn't what it used to be
I'm leaving
Goodbye
>I am not! Reeeeeee!
Yep! I always enjoy going to work on it, or see what's being done to it.
>What seems like a hassle?
Nah, frog is unrelated to this place but apparently lurked a few times.
What if the Curse shows up to make sure eternity exists though?
God damn elitist
You're not wanted here
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This
Most anons in this thread are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/ is all about
There are a bunch of new faces over here or I'm getting crazy?
make one on Sup Forums for us plz
40 years old dont belong here
Hey Akiko
cold
Going on a road trip?
Don't think I've ever seen them before
Nice to meet you
kazoo kid claimed
Probably just you.
Given my job, I'm used to it.
>Denying like that makes you even cuter
Yea that's exactly what seems like a hassle to me, if I had a bike I just want it to drive me somewhere and not to tinker around with it
J is more powerful.
I could never imagine of getting to His level.
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/waifu/ isn't what it used to be
I'm leaving
Goodbye
Like I said, they don't post here!
>But I'm not cute! Yuno stahp!
Then you'd want a 400-600cc Honda. Things are bulletproof.
I don't mind if it breaks, just.... Not 104 miles away pls.
I dunno, I've seen the Curse get pretty ridiculous.
>Super comfy right now, if I pass out, I apologize in advance.
I claim crazy frog as waifu
please mate no
/waifu/ isn't what it used to be
I'm leaving
Goodbye
/goodbye/ isn't what it used to leave
I'm using
Waifu
All's good with you today I hope?
Too soon
best gorilla claimed
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God tier claim
>dicks out
What do you do?
Oh well, maybe I'll see them the next time they decide to post
>too soon
They said there would be goats?
Get to the rabb.it.
We're watching Home Movies.
>Implying I actually want a bike
It was hypothetical, I'd rather stay alive, for now. Give me a bicycle and I'm fine
Also the trains in the Netherlands pretty much reach every town, no matter how small plus it's free for students
>Now who's the one being teased? Cutie
Fucking kek
I'm isn't what goodbye used leaving be
waifu to
it
thanks your waifu is cute
this is never going to change
Quit fucking advertising
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Real Karen?
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DICKS
I heard train travel in Europe is far faster than in the US. Any merit to that?
>If my bike isn't gunna be fixed soon, I'll just have to ride something else~
He died after his birthday
You know she is.
A shame Harambe had leave us so soon. Assassinated much like JFK and for what? A little nigger with neglectful parents. A true tragedy
>should've been the kid
Shall see when the time comes
>tfw australia
Thanks though, it's about time I head off, sleeping pattern has been anything but normal lately
g'night all (well, morning for most)
Harambe is a male lowland gorilla
I work as a contractor, installing/uninstalling/fixing machines like Wal-mart self check-outs for example.
No goats here.
No, fake.
>Probably Sachii again.
OUT
Daily reminder that you all are the lowest fucking scum on this board, that everyone hates you, and that you autistic betafags will never be accepted or loved.
fucking kill yourselves