ITT: describe a film poorly by comparing it to another film

ITT: describe a film poorly by comparing it to another film.

I'll start - Stand By Me for chicks.

BvS/civil war for patricians

Le Sucker Punch

...

Drive with an autism-free main character

He Got Game for white people

nah

Kill Bill with a male lead and guns instead of swords

Any seagal movie

Killing them softly?
Oldboy

John Wick.

I actually didn't have a movie in mind so you're all correct

You faggot.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

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Ugly

wisslpb?
BriBri needs to sit on my face immediately before she gets a spanking

is OP thinking of sisterhood of the traveling pants

wisslpb?

Now and then

A piece of shit movie somehow directed by the woman who also made Guy Walks Into An Advertising Agency for mad men

sounds like a movie gay enough to suit a tripfag
: ^)

Harry Potter for hipsters.

A guy drives around for an hour and then kills himself in the end

Lord of the Rings but far worse

The hobbit

The one with Rosie?

Alien but for children

That one episode of ed edd n eddy where Ed is a monster

Warcraft

that movie with Christina Ricci playing young Rosie ODonnell

Thief

Donnie Darko without the good stuff

Sisterhood of the traveling pants

...

Basketball diaries
Deadpool
Taxi driver
Et
Butterfly effect

Ghostbusters but without men