Be Pole

>be Pole
>your surname ends with -ski
hahahaha wtf Poles love skiing so much ahhahahaha

>be russian
>your surname ends with -sky
What did they mean by this?

didn't you supposed to be in the mosque in that time?

>>your surname ends with -sky
some americanized poles also have that suffix

>be Burger
>your surname ends with -ez
¡ORALE!

>be Ukrainian
>your surname ends with -sky
LMAO THEY LOVE THE SKY

hahhahahah I bet they are astronomy experts

I thought -ski were Macedonians.

short surnames are cool tbphwyf

>What did they mean by this?
that they won the space race

who are you talking to?

>be Chinese
>surname is literally just two letters

>be Cher

your fugging gay dad, that's who

why don't you SKI your way over there?

>svenSKA
are you slavs in denial?

>be Swede
>surname ends in -son
LMAO THEY CAN'T EVEN SPELL SUN RIGHT

why don't you-- do, uh, whatever swedish people do, based on how their surnames end... over there

REKT
E
K
T

you know it man

>be american
>BE AMERICAN

because SUN is belongs to the SKY

HOLY SHIT
SWEDEN RIGHTFUL RUSSO-UKRAINIAN CLAY CONFIRMED

>be Thai freak

...

>be Thai
>cut off benis

Spooky shit there, Su

>>be *(((russian)))
>>your surname ends with -sky
Fixed that for you. If you're Russian and your name ends with ski/sky you are probably one of Gods chosen

>mfw when americans LITERALLY say "thailandic" or "thaiwanese"

My surname ends with -ski, bite me

>mfw got conquered by Burma and was liberated by a schizophrenic chink

t. albert barbowski

But my name is Sławomir

>tfw my landlord's surname literally ends in (((-jewski)))

>my grandfather is a Slav
>I got my last name because he forgot his and made one up when he was getting his documents

>Be black
>Your surname is that of a white slaver

imagine cucking an entire race of people so hard that they name their children after you even centuries later

Mine too. (((Coincidence?)))

>'''''''''''''''''''''''''forgot''''''''''''''''''''''''''

you are jew

No, he was Muscovite and this happened in Moscow.

>be Pole
>last name ends in -cki

I feel like a fraud.

>be a non-Finn
just kill yourself already lmao