Does anyone have any good recommendations for fleshlights?

does anyone have any good recommendations for fleshlights?

i'm in the market to buy one

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buy a chicken instead. fuck it a few times. throw it away/butcher it.

price per chicken 2.5$ - 4$ and you can have a nice meal afterwards.

i do that for years.

Good sensations but I'm tired of how you have to take care of it, really.

Pro tip dont go for cheap go for quality n get water base lub and all the shit u need to clean after use cause thats a pain in yhe anus

i bought a vulcan tight vagina a while back. I threw it out recently but for 20 dollars, it served its puropose. Used it a good 50 times, easy to clean and feels really good. I'd buy one again but don't live alone right now. Look for anything from Vulcan, cheap and good.

yes. yes you do.

That's because you have a chin-chong small dick.
We need at least a mare or a cow.

STU fleshlight is an excellent classic. It's very good, but you really need to get used to it. Lube a lot, clean with soap every time, and dry it before re-use.

You also need to dry it for days from time to time, and also to put corn flour inside. Otherwise, with moist, it becomes fragile and tears away (depending on how thick is your tralala).

it's about time for sex robots that clean themselves.

What is wrong with you

go to bad dragon

INB4 someone suggests bad dragon

well shit
too late

imagine the diameter of chicken egg, now look at your dick, now look at the diameter again.

lengthwise: if i force my dick the last 1.5'' into a chicken, it will start to struggle hard and become relly hot on the inside.
thats because my dick just tore a hole into its reproductive organs, which is quite painful for the bird and also bleeds.

after that i kill the bird by decapitation. which makes the whole body contract.
best orgasms you can have.


its cheaper and i like eating chicken.

i went for the STU as my first
still havent gotten around to get another
>try one of your favourite pornstar

This.

Why? Just find a bitch to fuck.
I'm an ugly fuck with a shitty personality and even I can get a chick to suck my dick, it's not that hard, really

does anyone know if the fleshlight go or the flight is better?

I actually just ordered one the other day from fleshlight. com. Waiting for it to get here. I had a similar thread actually before I purchased.

I ended up going with the Misty Stone Mini-Lotus.

I don't like the look of the super pink ones. Seems unrealistic. Was debating on Lotus vs. Mini-Lotus. Went Mini-Lotus after reading reviews. I wanted a realistic vagina feeling (just got out of a bad break-up). Went Mini-Lotus, not that I have a small dick, I'm actually just over 7", but one guy said that he was about my size and the Mini-Lotus you start feeling sensation right away like a real one as soon as you enter, as opposed to the regular Lotus where you had to pass through a few inches before you did.

So that's what I got. Can't wait for it to get here.

Also ordered some warming lube on Amazon to simulate realism. Heard you could just put it in warm water for a bit but decided to just get lube. Might do both though, depends on how lazy I get.

I heard just soap and water and let dry for cleaning. Anyone know specifics on if you should really buy product for it?

Less care than a woman though

If you're going for fleshlights Riley Ried's butthole is pretty good

I have the White Flight and I love it! I don't even use lube, I use spit and it works wonders! And it was much cheaper than the bigger ones!

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>eating chicken with cum gravy for years
No thanks.

Still going with my japanese onahole for $60. Easy to clean, comparable to the real thing.

>clean with soap everytime
wrong, this will deteriorate the material and make it unusable

>dry it
no, you let it air dry. If you dry it with anything the shit will get stuck in it

>put corn flour inside
are you fucking retarded? You mean cornstarch.

Anyway OP, fleshlights are not worth the hassle and upkeep and are only good for maybe a few weeks before they start to get worn out. Look in to TENGA toys

fuck the tenga toys.

the fliphole is a dick grater.

i think i will go for the chicken instead

>>your tralala
your ding ding dong

A couple of weeks? are you trying to fuck the thing sideways?

Buy the STU one, it's a nice texture.

Try a jar full of raw liver (warm slightly in microwave first). It feels more realistic,

I tried this but with thick rubber gloves used for gardening. They were too short so my dick was always going into one of the finger holes and was scraping against them. Needless to say I pulled it out with some blood. Glad I stopped in time.. DIY Shit is not worth it

I got one in 2003, I was 19 and kept it for 6 months but 1 month in the thing was already starting to wear out. Maybe they've gotten better material since then but when I had it, it was no bueno

How many materials do you know that deteriorate with soap? Well, I dont have a fleshlight anyways.

I can clean my onahole with soap, I can dry it with a towel, I dont need any cornstarch or wahtever. I guess the $60 pays off.

Why not get a sex doll instead?

Yeah i got mine 3 years ago and it's still fine, and the ones i got in Feb are still fine too. Maybe you just got a bad one? Or you're using it EVERY FUCKING TIME you masturbate. I only use mine once in a while.

i don't want to go to jail user

I bought the Avatar one because I figured of Aliens ever came here I'd know how to fuck them and be kept as a sex slave

PS goes great with a dildo up your ass

I use a taco from tacobell, soft tortilla because the crunchy ones break easily

Don't get a sex doll unless you live alone isolated somewhere.

Kek

I got the travel/portable one. It's slightly smaller than the flagship model, which is ok as I don't have an 11 inch dick anyways.

I use a prostate massager and my fleshlight together and I have mind blowing orgasms. Seriously.

The only dislikable thing is the clean up.

get the mouth, wraps around your tip like blowjob lips, feels good af

sex doll edition

Might buy this one sometime later in the year.

The post masturbation guilt is the absolute worst

How was that one anyways?

Classic Sup Forums

Only if you're a girly faggot

I never have guilt after using my fleshlight, only reason I don't use it more often is just due to laziness.

is that a boob? it's just a single boob. lmao

You don´t need to thank me guys, enjoy it

You don´t need to know german just do what they are doing.

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sex dolls will take you down a path which you can never return from. don't do this user

It's not the best. I've got a good sized cock at a bit over 7.5" and definitely some girth and I still think I'm too small to fully enjoy it. It says it's recommended for guys with larger dicks on the forums and I agree

What guilt?

I don't care about your not so humble brag, how is the texture

What's up Dwight Schrute?

doesnt really matter just make sure you get one that's easy to clean. either you can turn it inside out, or disassemble it or whatever.

also make sure you wash it right after you're done with it.

Ignore the first line, the second line has done me just fine.

It doesn't really feel like a vagina. I don't even really use it because the hand works and feels better

The most enjoyment I have gotten out of it was hooking it up to a cordless drill and spinning it on my cock. I drilled through the bottom piece and stuck some ready-rod with a nut and washer on either end to hold it in place and locked the drill onto it. Worked really good until the plastic cracked

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Tenga flip cup black.

stop trying so hard, homo.

I think I well stick with the chickens

how then

Checked

I got one from Craigslist for cheap. It's alright.

that's pretty clever. you don't want an alien race destroy you just because you fucked like a virgin

ok i have
ribbed
anal
stoya destroyer
jessica drake heavenly
lisa ann barracuda

stoya a little better than lisa ann rest is shit and they feel like the same

I buy used ones for extra tension