Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Uh... what if I haven't actually played the game? Glad to hear you're great. Also, the Super Mario Galaxy OST is great.
youtube.com/watch?v=pJXAx_5Qky4

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still here


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yeah i know. maybe you give me something to do

Isai says:

Sachi pls. Be kind.

Claiming

Claimed.

"BUY MORE CARDS!"

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Nice 247 get.
Disgaea 5 though was more serious story line than the previous ones especially after seeing that Asagi is normal.

Least Roy is better now in Sm4sh.

CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES

Giant dad claimed

Claimed

Sooo I have to take antidepressants and sleeping pills because my insomnia had reached critical levels and I was starting to skip sleep altogether.

Claiming

Was that a fucking quarter guy reference?

[Ruby]
fuck man I hope your condition will stabilize anytime soon
[Esdeath]
what's cooking?

im trying bb
and instead marth sucks :(

youtube.com/watch?v=Ku9PqLXLnF8
I have no idea.

Ikr :

Damnit!

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It's you.
Make sure your antidepressants aren't causing the insomnia, happened to me before with Zoloft.

god damnit, you need to play the game
It's great
And yeah, Nintendo makes great OST

youtube.com/watch?v=xUWtSrG6xKU

>Still waiting for a new main series Metroid

Nice dubs get

Asagi still needs her own game.
But yeah, the story was indeed more series.

Shygal claimed.

Ah, your welcome? I suppose I'm kinda in no position to judge you, I'd be kinda hypocritical if I told you to get outside or some junk.

Try nicer.
;^(

Yeah, it probably didn't help that I eat fuck all.
Oh, I didn't used to take anything before, I just couldn't fall asleep no matter what. It got to the point where I'd stay up for 36 hours or more until I crashed, then woke up and repeated the cycle all over again.

Marth has been getting results recently though

Clamed

common fruit Claimed

outside is hot here

How about that AM2R?
>i love super metroid, like a lot
youtube.com/watch?v=T78GmHNafN4
Ah, I see.

Asagi: Makai Wars A Never Ending Battle Story.
I think she has a better chance now for her own game than before seeing how normal she is.

fuck yeah, Super Metroid was the best 2D Metroid by far. And I loved AM2R. Been a year since I last played it, so it probably got already updated.

I'll also be a fag and say "Metroid Prime Federation Force is a good spin off game which enlarges the Metroid Lore, especially the federation lore. I'm looking forward to buying and playing it."

Or she just remains a running gag. I wouldn't mind either way

I've been skipping lunch a lot lately, on top of never getting breakfast. I can't tell what's causing this

Outside is thundery here.

Here's your (you) you ordered.

Samefag.

sounds better than hot. want to trade?

ok
wanna erp?
oh really?
haven't really been following sm4sh recently

meh i only eat dinner most days but its probably bad for us

Even dubs opens the chest

It's kind of near impossible for her to be a remaining gag after realizing that those were her clones.

Yes it is.

Inactivity, maybe? I don't know what your daily schedule is, but I haven't had more than one meal a day since I was in middle school, and even then I didn't ever eat breakfast.

I usually just have coffee, then don't eat until dinner, besides eating some snacks during the day.

AM2R got the 1.0 release a couple weeks ago. And guess what.
>nintendo decided to shit on it
You up to anything?

Shiro claimed.

Nope, as always.

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samefag.

Yeah a marth got 5th at some big tournament kind of recently
It just took them like a year and half to buff him to a point at which he wasn't shit

Hi.
Did you not know that /waifu/ is just a samefag fest?

I wonder what kind of game it will be then.

God damnit, of course this would happen.
Is it still downloadable?

You got me

Nah thanks, I think I'll keep the rain and thunder, the rain soooothes me...

Are you seriously saying that we are all one guy? Because that is stupid on several levels.

Also, that's fake.

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best waifu with the best raifu

Come on guys get rolling!

Ok.

>claimed

I just checked the blogspot, the 1.1 version is out.

The entire universe is just god letting the same fag getting reborn over and over again with memory loss in between.

Hey! How's it going?

oh well shit,

[Orange sign message]: amazing chest ahead (876 ratings)

Yeah you're probably right but it feels worse to force food down my throat when I'm not hungry
On the opposite, I have rather busy days so sometimes I just don't have time to think about eating, but I'm like whatever I'll eat a lot when I get home but still not hungry

Aww hell yeah, I'm gonna download it~ (not today but soon)

thanks for letting me know

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Many waifus, this one is mine.

It goes fine, just watching some various poker stuff on YouTube. How about you?

here!

akame would want you to eat more kek
>why do i love her eat everything stuff so much i wanna feed her

That and I have no physical way to be able to take my current weather and move it over to where you are currently stationed.

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maybe her delicious food would cure me

I'm attempting to play wows, but wargaming won't let me.
So I'm chilling afk while my team dies.

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>heart pupils
>thigh highs
Yes please.
I wonder if I should play that game. It's pretty popular around here.

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Sad fucking virgins

Well, even when I used to take martial arts I didn't eat very much, even though we would practice for 3-4 hours non stop every day. I guess I just don't have the same kind of desire to eat as a lot of people.

I haven't gone over 130lbs in my life because it's just too hard for me to eat a lot.

Calamity-masu'd

Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!

*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*

Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"

Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"

*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*

Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*

well i mean just trade me spots

>Be me
>Living with mommy and asshole stepdada
>Usually keep to myself down in the basement with my animes, and vidya while they screw around upstairs
>That fucking chimp thinks I cant hear him bang my mom in this house of paperthin walls
>One day he's doing laundry
>Motherfucker thinks he can put his undies in the same basket as mine and wash them together
>ThisFuckingNigger.jpg
>Tell him that's a big nono and tell mommy on him
>She has to listen to me, I've earned many GBP last week for calling a truce and not chucking my doodoo in the Tyrones aquarium
>That fucking junglebunny had the audacity to tell me to grow up and stop making my moms life a living hell and move out and get a job
>A job
>A FUCKING JOB
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>run to my batcave and take out my glorious 3rd Reich armband
>Eat this subby
>Parade around the house screaming Sieg Heil and Heil Hitler
>Notice my neighbours watching
>My middle schools bff dad, I heard he moved out and married a fitnessjock in SF
>Anyway
>Tyrone chimps out
>OOO OOO AAA AAA
>Comes at me full speed
>OHSHIT.gif
>Start spinning my arms in a forward direction
>Actually sock him in big fat apenose
>"MUTHAFUCKA WHITEBOI" "That's it Martha! I'm out!"
>Notice moms in the corridor crying like a little bitch and smoking ciggs
>Tyrone runs upstairs and starts packing his suitcase
>Run to mom and put my face a few inches from hers
>"Start vaping bitch"
>Run to Tyrones aquarium and lays the big poopie that was laying in my underino all this time
>That'll teach that slave
>Tyrone comes downstairs and goes out the front door
>Mom runs after him
>Tyrone pls dont! He's just a boy!
>"HE'S 14, FFS MARTHA!"
>kek, like age has anything to do with that
>Moms still screaming behind him and he stops, he looks like he's coming around
>NotOnMyWatchCoon.jpg
>run out and stand between him an mommy
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"NO! FUCK THIS"
>Steals neighbours car and drives off
>Mommy realizes I'm the only man for her
>Mommy good boy wins again

Are you Rem or Rem?

>Places bait for Yuno poster.
>yfw the drawfag forgot her long hair

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Claiming this qt

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This the most lewd chara pic you got?
Lol, amateur.

Mostly because of all the ship fags.
The game itself is alright, nothing spectacular. It is hella slow, so sometimes you will need a minute or more to reload after you shot. It does make room for strategic gameplay and talking to others though.
Does that sound fun to you?

>2/10 bait
At least change pic name.

I'm happy actually

Too old. Do not want.

Well I'm pretty sure by the time we do switch our positions both our current weather's will likely change.

Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.

looks a little off
thats ok.

ロリコン

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I'm really thin too. My weight weight seems somewhat decent but it's because I'm kinda tall

Bug
And not a boat?

>Places another careful bait

I got these during 2014 when i lurked the draw threads.

Shiro

Good

Beautiful space balls