You find this picture on your GFs phone. How do you react ?
You find this picture on your GFs phone. How do you react ?
Wonder why my asian gf has a picture of some white chick and a dick on her phone.
be confused because my gf isn't that skinny and never wears her hair up
normal cuz its me
try to fap but fail miserablybecause of my chastity cage
I'd ask her why have you a pic on your phone of a young English goalkeeper and his girlfriend
At least it's not a nigger
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Freak out because I suddenly have a girlfriend
Pinch myself
Ask her if she's real or if I'm just going crazy due to excessive virginity
implying she could even take half of that length
Kek
Kek, "whore". Leave.
bretty much
I'll say nothing to her because I'm a cuck and I don't care.
Ask who is the guy with the hot body and great cock.
Ask her why she has a picture of some naked skinny bitch and some dude with a moose cock?
Also, OP is a faggot and being a cuck will literally get you nowhere in life.
Kek
that's not a very feminine penis
Wonder why my dick looks so small.
This.
Considering my gf doesnt like porn (into written shit instead) I'd be very confused
For real...story?
Probably think back to when we were browsing this thread on her phone.
be happy because I actually have a chance to break up and it's her fault
thrust my chode into her sphincter until she repents
He's a young goalkeeper plays for the u21's for a pro team. I think it's Reading or Oxford some team down that part of England.He used to post pics of his dick on tinder or similar as the great white cock again I don't know if that's the exact name he used but it's similar. You can Google it he posted pics of him and his girlfriend anonymously but he's team mates let it out. I wonder what type of shorts he wears when he's playing haha it must be funny as fuck watching him play
Ask her why she's into twinkies.
>skinny
you mean normal weight you fucking whale hunter?
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do a 360 and walk away
>LOL XD i h8 nuggers
Wtf is wrong with that dick
>whale hunter
I just wish she had a little bit more ass. I mean a guy like that could probably get a chick with bigger ass.
It's not buried inside a mound of pubic fat like yours is.
Also your girlfriend does like kinda masculine. (Looks very boyish.)
But if u do a 360 u end up in the same position xDDD
>whale hunter
they're called whalers btw
It's big. Probably you're not familiar with this kind of things
Confused why my Latina girlfriend has a picture of a white girl in front of a white guy on her phone.
Wonder why his cock is bent downwards
Ask if there's any more, maybe a video?
the gravitation power is harder than his cock
she asked me to send her that photo of us. why is that weird?
His dick is sad
cause its just that fucking big mate
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My fuckin sides
get advice by post it on Sup Forums asking what other people should do
ASK HER IF I CAN MEET AARON MOODY../I LOVE HIM
Wonder why my fucking photo is on four chan
id ask her what the sauce is
...more?
fuck why did I lose my shit to this
IT'S AARON MOODY U NIGGER
jesus! you cant do anything with that! what sex can you have? no anal, thats for sure! its literaly not comfortable nor practical.
HERE YOU FAT SHUT IN FAGGIE
ANOTHER FOR YOU FAG...SORRY ABOUT THE GIRL
kek
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lol asian gf
fag
She looks fat to me.
lel
Leave with an excuse. Explaining to a woman that youre leaving because she cheated doesnt work because its their fault. Also it will blow up in your face unless you have explicit evidence.
Say you two just arent as emotionally connected as you used to be and that you need time apart.
Legit looks like he has two glans on his dick
Tell you're she just doesn't satisfy you.
That'll leave her with a hole in her ego that no dick will be able to fill.
What the fuck is wrong with your dong, faggit?
>When the head of your dick keeps sliding off
manlet pedophile
kill myself because i'm 6'3 220lbs and she's cheating on me with a guy that's got legs as thin as hers and runs through grass to wipe his ass
When standard baseboards go halfway up your calf
ask her for sauce
>When you can't grasp the concept of perspective
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ask, who's that little chick?
this. Women wreck you at your very core when they cheat. You lose all sense of worth, it taints every bit of your life. Leave them equally empty.