You find this picture on your GFs phone. How do you react ?

You find this picture on your GFs phone. How do you react ?

Wonder why my asian gf has a picture of some white chick and a dick on her phone.

be confused because my gf isn't that skinny and never wears her hair up

normal cuz its me

try to fap but fail miserablybecause of my chastity cage

I'd ask her why have you a pic on your phone of a young English goalkeeper and his girlfriend

At least it's not a nigger

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Freak out because I suddenly have a girlfriend
Pinch myself
Ask her if she's real or if I'm just going crazy due to excessive virginity

implying she could even take half of that length

Kek

Kek, "whore". Leave.

bretty much

I'll say nothing to her because I'm a cuck and I don't care.

Ask who is the guy with the hot body and great cock.

Ask her why she has a picture of some naked skinny bitch and some dude with a moose cock?

Also, OP is a faggot and being a cuck will literally get you nowhere in life.

Kek

that's not a very feminine penis

Wonder why my dick looks so small.

This.

Considering my gf doesnt like porn (into written shit instead) I'd be very confused

For real...story?

Probably think back to when we were browsing this thread on her phone.

be happy because I actually have a chance to break up and it's her fault

thrust my chode into her sphincter until she repents

He's a young goalkeeper plays for the u21's for a pro team. I think it's Reading or Oxford some team down that part of England.He used to post pics of his dick on tinder or similar as the great white cock again I don't know if that's the exact name he used but it's similar. You can Google it he posted pics of him and his girlfriend anonymously but he's team mates let it out. I wonder what type of shorts he wears when he's playing haha it must be funny as fuck watching him play

Ask her why she's into twinkies.

>skinny
you mean normal weight you fucking whale hunter?

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do a 360 and walk away

>LOL XD i h8 nuggers

Wtf is wrong with that dick

>whale hunter

I just wish she had a little bit more ass. I mean a guy like that could probably get a chick with bigger ass.

It's not buried inside a mound of pubic fat like yours is.

Also your girlfriend does like kinda masculine. (Looks very boyish.)

But if u do a 360 u end up in the same position xDDD

>whale hunter
they're called whalers btw

It's big. Probably you're not familiar with this kind of things

Confused why my Latina girlfriend has a picture of a white girl in front of a white guy on her phone.

Wonder why his cock is bent downwards

Ask if there's any more, maybe a video?

the gravitation power is harder than his cock

she asked me to send her that photo of us. why is that weird?

His dick is sad

cause its just that fucking big mate

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My fuckin sides

get advice by post it on Sup Forums asking what other people should do

ASK HER IF I CAN MEET AARON MOODY../I LOVE HIM

Wonder why my fucking photo is on four chan

id ask her what the sauce is

...more?

fuck why did I lose my shit to this

IT'S AARON MOODY U NIGGER

jesus! you cant do anything with that! what sex can you have? no anal, thats for sure! its literaly not comfortable nor practical.

HERE YOU FAT SHUT IN FAGGIE

ANOTHER FOR YOU FAG...SORRY ABOUT THE GIRL

kek

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lol asian gf

fag

She looks fat to me.

lel

Leave with an excuse. Explaining to a woman that youre leaving because she cheated doesnt work because its their fault. Also it will blow up in your face unless you have explicit evidence.

Say you two just arent as emotionally connected as you used to be and that you need time apart.

Legit looks like he has two glans on his dick

Tell you're she just doesn't satisfy you.

That'll leave her with a hole in her ego that no dick will be able to fill.

What the fuck is wrong with your dong, faggit?

>When the head of your dick keeps sliding off

manlet pedophile

kill myself because i'm 6'3 220lbs and she's cheating on me with a guy that's got legs as thin as hers and runs through grass to wipe his ass

When standard baseboards go halfway up your calf

ask her for sauce

>When you can't grasp the concept of perspective

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ask, who's that little chick?

this. Women wreck you at your very core when they cheat. You lose all sense of worth, it taints every bit of your life. Leave them equally empty.