Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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What's really good?

still here

Well for one thing it's not very sanitary to just turn them into mush without cleaning and preparing them first, and it's also not very nice.

Animals should be shot cleanly, skinned, and prepared, for the good of the animal and the people eating it.
I have an awesome leather jacket so every time winter comes around I look like I'm trying to cosplay an 80s TV series.
Wew

Holy fuck my connection is shit, it took me 15 minutes to get it to go through

Claimed

(Deadman Shiro)
I'm doing great, thank you. How about yourself?

(An user)
No, I've taken a few showers this week, it just feels so amazing whenever I use my own shower.

(No Game Shiro)
Of myself or of my shower? Cause I got done a half hour ago.

>all these lewds

Fuck that was the wrong reply

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weight gaining more like

*badum tiss*

Switching from Mai to Hitoha Marui.

It will be enough.
But its fun :^)

I am fine, just kicking back watching some stuff on YouTube.

>claimed

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You mean upgrading~

The progress would have been the important part.

How is Osu any better though? You're just tracing lines with your cursor.

i probably wont pass out this shit is very tense
so what are you up to?
>>penny
hows the J and K situation going?
hey aliceu!
how are you?

Wandered off for a second. I'm back though.

I mean yea, muscle has weight.
I don't know man, I just love that game. Probably has to do with my love of music.

The Waifu of the next poster to roll dubs suddenly started bullying you, and she made you cry in front of everyone.
How does this make you feel?
(It's good to work on your feelings. Treating them is not the same as letting them go, which often doesn't work.)

>switching waifu

almost asleep edition
welcome back slutty boat

If I get dubs, your name is Henry.

Akiko claimed

If you ever touch any lolis I'm pretty sure you'll get your teeth bashed in

Welcome back boat lover

Sucks to suck.

I'm with you on this. I guess they just don't have perseverance.

Maybe you should just buy a new tablet then.

You must know.

Wow, I'm surprised you weren't the one with dubs, because Tomoko's acting like a big bully right now.

I'm not a boat
I'm also not slutty.
Thanks, boat lover.

Doing some surf in CS:GO, how are you?

Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.

fuck you and your missing dimension

I have rynogt4

Well, I'm gonna be fucking off for a bit now.

Claiming

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I wouldn't do that though.
I just need a replacement pen. Seems like something I should do.

Kek.
Pretty gud, I actually had a lot of fun with them today. We went to the range again and I think I'm turning K into a little marksman with my grandpa's old bolt action .22

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Cute bote
Bully maid

This needs to happen again

Fuuug.

Last chapter was hilarious. Tomoko is a huge bully now. Even tho the author and artist both said "No bully." unless you are talking about the thread. In which case I don't know. I'm taking a break from work at the moment.

I don't know what you are talking about.

Children making half assed commitments.

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was about to eat chicken strips

anti boat slut?
cunt

Welcome back not-boat.

What exactly are you watching though?

I know.

Example of how much of an awful, cruel bully the Tomoko is.
Evens and I put an end to her bullying.
Odds and she bullies the next poster.

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Oh, just some various poker stuff. Love myself some texas hold 'em.
youtube.com/watch?v=BGSOzzcllxs

All of you

Or... you could play a game that is not designed for loners.

Well... I saw your claim and just figured that this is how your life is going.

Well then, dirty Laura, how's it going?

But i'm not a boat.
Well i don't know, i'm not -against- slutty boats...
I'm just not one.
Thanks only one who got it right.
Also, hi.

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You're getting your ass bullied by Tomoko.
Checked.

Tomoko bullies her kouhai with dicks.

I'm seriously having a hard time understanding you. Did I miss something?

Cool, are you in stream?
I'm watching some LCS with a qt
Oh shit
I'm not sure if I like that, you're training her to become a crazy ex
Some tendies?

Best girl from her series actually.

Futaba is 2nd.

Hey there.

Do you enjoy slutty boats then?

Joke's on you, she's like 11.

Probably a lot of opportunities in your life.

Bullie ;-;
You are a cute

Oops meant boat
>megumeme

>maybe if I ignore it, it will go away.
>or start making sense

Hey, Kyoko.
I watched episodes 8 and 9 of Madoka today. I was thinking that Kyoko was best girl, and I decided she officially was. A minute after this decision, she died.
It makes me upset. Her teeth were so cute.

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from the local place yeah

But, what if I'm a loner? I love the game. Like I said, I don't even play much vidya anymore. It's really just League now, even then that's rare. I'll play some poker online, with fake money of course.
He's saying that your personality is like Tomoko. Or that it's a probability.

Sup everyone

Life, go

It's strange, I don't normally watch people gamble, it feels more intense if you're actually playing the game tbh.

I'm thinking I should make a bowl of popcorn because why the fuck not?
>Dirty.
No I'm not.

Hopefully you've been doing well?

I thought it was true love that you felt for Mai.

Well you have good taste.

>A minute after this decision, she died.
It makes me upset.

Yeah, her death in the anime was pretty sad.

Finish the whole thing though, movie included.

>Her teeth were so cute.

She has cute fangs.

I am now, cause it's food time

The "When you get bullied all day at school and go home and get on Sup Forums" one was better.

Maybe? I dunno.

I'm training her in self defense!
>I'm also teaching her to accept that other people might not like that and that its okay.
I wanna learn her how to be a armed, responsible, and emotionally healthy American.
Shes gunna be a good kid.

I mean, despite the whole show revolving around bullshit, the whole show revolves around bullshit.
Kyubey can grant literally any wish, right?
Just wish to be omnipotent.
>witches can't kill you, nothing can
>you can stop being a magical girl whenever you want
>you can revive any friends that have died
>you can just erase witches from existence totally
>you can ensure that all beings in the universe will always be happy and never suffer

Hi.
I like gambling and watching it.
Yay4spoilers. It's partially my fault for not having watched Puella Magi yet I guess.

>Mai switching waifus.
This should be interesting...

Great tastes, senpai.

Something something degenerates
Something something elitists
Something something faggots

>Kyubey can grant literally any wish, right?
>Just wish to be omnipotent.

Did you finish the anime?

kek.

>little kid toting a 22.
Kids with Guns
Kids with Guns
They're taking over
It won't be long
Mesmerized
Skeletons
Kids with Guns
Kids with Guns

youtube.com/watch?v=95h--ovjFYs
Why would a perfect god create me

I don't dislike slutty boats.
They're not something i like though.
Well thanks. Glad to see you're being nicer now.
Oh. Never mind then...
I'm ok. Got a head ache for whatever reason. Bothersome. Otherwise i'm alright though.
How about you?

I've actually never had them, and I'm not sure if I should care
Are they top tier?
Eh?
Let's hope she actually sees you as a father figure
>Not as a /waifu/ fag

greninja claim

>rule 4:
>insult other waifus

I tend to insult some tomoko claimer, because there are plenty, usually different ones and they tend to not stay very long.
Also your self-esteem must be horribly low if you're going for such a waifu. She's a bigger mess than Jeb Bush.

Hmm, for me personally most games get boring quickly if I only play by myself all the time, but I'm glad you're able to enjoy Osu none the less.

Pics or it didn't happen.
Also you shouldn't because there are much better snacks.

Disgusting...

Sup

She's always good for a smile

I am in the stream now because I am eating food. And it's not pokemon anymore. They had pokemon worlds on all day yesterday

Oh!!!!

Ok. Umm. Well I liked Shiro in NGNL. Even if she was a boring Mary Sue. So whatever.

Heyyy... who finally decided to fix the rules?
Niccce...

Yeah, she's adorable. I need more pictures of her, though.

Get back in your cell

>elitists
wow im triggered

She's never seen this side of me luckily, I alt-tab pretty quickly. Plus I'm usually not on /waifu/ unless she's preoccupied or in another room

I've just always enjoyed playing with myself, ever since I was like 5.

>filename

Because maximum file size is 4mb.

3mb for WebM

10mb for /f/

You're still cute though
>playfully teases
They're turning in to monsters
They're turning us in to Fire
They're turning us in to Monsters
Its all desire, its all desire.

I don't think you understand what omnipotence really means. Yeah, you know it means you can do anything, but the 'anything' part is something people don't grasp.
If Madoka wishes to be omnipotent, she could have traveled back in time and stopped everything bad from happening. Not just the major events of the show and killing all witches, but the Holocaust, the Cambodian Genocide, Kyubitch ever coming to Earth or ever existing, everything. Mommy and Kyocute wouldn't have died. I'm not saying they're brought back to life, I'm not talking about time travel, within infinite power, it wouldn't even have happened. That causes a paradox, which isn't a problem, because infinite power.
Having extreme power isn't omnipotence. Having infinite power is.
Here's an experiment. I just made a character. His name is Tony. He is omnipotent, so he can do everything. He wants to make himself exist in our universe.
If he wants it, shouldn't it have already happened, since he can do anything he wants, even if it seems impossible?
Where's Tony, if he's so omnipotent?

Tony's busy jerking off.

It's convenient that she's a popular character.
Nano is second best girl.