Walking through Walmart

>walking through Walmart
>see this
>wat do?

follow her and proceed to fuck the shit out of her

price check

Ask why I'm in bedding. I came here for electronics.

Wake up cause You are dreaming

Lift thumb and smile
Then keep walking

ask her why her boobs are so pixely

Not fuck her. She's no landwhale, but she's too fat IMO.

Wow! Okay?!
Hmm
Ask if they have anything with less fat ratio. Also worth checking it actually is pork that shit looks fucking weird I'm not completely sure you know! :/

Smile and enjoy the view.

Eat all the eggs

run to the fishing isle to look for a harpoon... out of luck go to cleaning isle for bleach to pur on my eyes

I would smash that fatty so good she would fall in love.

Wow you're something else. A real social contender.

I'd do a 360 and walk away

Place stips of bacon under her breasts. Start shouting "this freezer is shit! It's warm for fuck sake!!"

Welcome to Walmart, are you finding everything okay today?

This bitch is so fat, she had to go to the bedding section of the store to try on clothes.

Turn 360 and follow her

>360

>beginning to put my dick in her
>dream starts to fades

I love you, never change Sup Forums

A familiar shopping experience for yourself?

Looks like I'm going back to jail for a bit.

run

Since she' offering on her little sign there I'd prolly follow her and then fuck her because I'm always horny as fuck soo I'd go have some fun with her

>Falcon punch

Just 4 lols m8 zozzle top kek

>kek
>zozzle

kek

Newfag

This. She's thick but I'd smash.

...

run away

call security
i was raped by a hambeast! i want equality!
if i am a predator for wearing speedos at a park then she is a sex offender for showing her naked body

sauce?