Be a 19 year old virgin

>Be a 19 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
>Feelsbadman.jpg

So how old are you virgins?

I lost mine at 19.

Feels not really anything man.

30
bask in my power mortals

18
Have kissed multiple girls and touched tiddy
Still feels pretty bad but not as bad as being /r9k/ tier like most of you faggots

5'2 male, 27yrs old, beyong saving

Lost my virginity at 31yo
Thank you Thaïland.

23. Fuck social anxiety. Getting an escort if it doesnt happen in the next year or two

Why does anyone even care so much about this stuff?
If you're happy in life stop giving a fuck about chasing tail.

I'm a 27 year old virgin, and I have accepted that I will grow old and die without ever having been with anyone.
Love isn't meant for everybody, there's people out there older than me that are in worse predicaments.
There is more to life than fraternising and procreation, the sooner you realize this the better.

>if it doesnt happen

what in the federal fuck?! this isn't an earthquake or jury duty, you can't just sit and wait for it to "happen"...

>20
>felt/kissed or sucked everything bare except pussy
>kissed/madeout a plenty
>virgin

How does one get pussy

24, did not even hold hands or shit.
Fapping twice a week is more convenient than having to deal with humans and their problems.

19 soon,not even in a hurry tbh

Agreed. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a mental cripple.

14

You are a sad man

I realize that, I'm working on becoming a more "social" person now. I feel like thats the first step I need to take.

But yeah, I made the mistake of being "patient" for far too long.

I'm selling soap everywhere but it's still not working.

underage b&

>kids born in the 2000's have lost their virginity before you

let that sink in and make you feel awful...

this thread makes me sad

Same age, I fap about twice a day though

I'm 23 now. She was 25? I think when i fucked her?

>happy in life
>no sex

choose one

wow, she could have gone to jail for that. what was the story there?

Thank you, I choose heroin.

How could it make someone feel awful if they already couldn't careless about their virginity to begin with?

Kinda weird. It was my birthday and i was visiting my dad. He owns a mechanic shop so every friday him and his workers would party. Cocaine beer and hookers. Ofcourse i was a shy dudeso i just stayed in the office the whole night.

so i'm confused. you lost it to one of the hookers?

Any way are 12 or 1 am he walks in and asked me if i wanted a girl. I was a horny little bastard so i was like fuck yeah. He brings in a nurse or at least some girl in scrubs. She had just gotten of work or something and she hooked on the side

>was 17
>mom found out
>told me "you almost made it"
>think to myself, she knows about virgin wizard power levels?
Still with same girl today 5 years later.

Wizard

Shit sucks but i am beyond caring about it.

Of course there's more in life than sex and relationships, however, I don't see why you have to deprive yourself from these things, they are good if you are not stupid. If you are too insecure just start by fucking some scort or prostitute or something

Wanna get laid, but have social anxiety? Just get fucking ripped. Girls love that shit, regardless of your social anxiety (which usually pretty much will be nonexistent because of increase in self confidence).

So we go into his back room where my dad slept sometimes and he gave me a condom. He left after that and this 6/10 latina chick in scrubs just takes her clothes off and starts sucking my dick. That was awesome btw. After i got hard i sat down. She put the condom on me and just started riding me

so you want to get fucking laid.jpg

I smashed when I was 16 just be yourself dude and get some friends that can help you get laid

18
Asexual

Took me about 5 years of assuming it was normal to realise it isn't

>inb4 virgin cant talk to girls so calls himself asexual

I wish that were true, I really hate being like this.

>chad detected

She rode me for what seemed like 20 minutes. Then we switched to doggy. Then reverse cowgirl then i started fingering her asshole. Which was surprisingly clean. After all that she finished me by sucking me off again.

Wizard is 30

i assume she meant you almost made it to 18 which is considered adult.

Turns out we were in there for an hour. I mean at the time it was cool. And i felt like a total bad ass. But i think it fucked with my head. Its kinda hard for me to be in relationships now. I talk to plenty of chicks and I'm a cool dude i guess. I get pussy every so often but honestly it sucks i did that at such a young age.

It isn't as if I've deprived myself of trying. I've tried on numerous occasions over the years to build up a bond with someone and form a relationship. But either they don't like my appearance when they finally see me, or they get bored and just abandon talking altogether. After dozens of times of these recurring, I simply don't bother putting in the effort anymore. I'm not interested in intercourse enough to seek out an escort or post personal ads. I'm actually quite content with masturbating.

I know what she meant kek
I just assumed she would be more angry and less lenient.
Good mom

lost it at 16 and beat that puss until 20 everyday.
Now i´ve been on a dry spell for almost 3 years , ive lost all confidence i had , no one can get my attention , i want to get laid but i dont want to deal with the cunt attached to the pussy, let alone the fact that im not really good looking
I´ve come to realize im going to die a reborn virgin , i can´t even remember how it feels

21, thinking of getting an escort, but I don't want any STDs. I know that condoms help stop that, but I still don't want the risk.

lost it at 23

never too late fags

Be honest with yourselves Wizards, if you look back at your lives, you've most likely had chances, a smile from an ugly girl in a bar, a flirty shop assistant with bad teeth, you just didn't take them.

"In the Kingdom of Hope, there is no Winter"

whats your lay count and current age?

18 yet, I've had many opportunities to fuck a girl but yet I havent. I'm not antisocial btw I'm pretty popular and stuff but I'm waiting for things to fall on me. I'm trying to act less strange now

23
>alone with girl on couch watching netflix
>movie ends
>i stand up and walk out

triumph is at hand

Feels bad knowing ill finish colege, the best time of ones life to bang , without even touching anyone.
I went to partys , I lost all of my extra weight and im working on getting more fit , i socialize with alot of people and meanwhile , the skinny rape-face guy with acne gets the cute redhead.

I made it to 18, married that girl, now at 25, divorced a couple years ago and still at 1. Feels bad man.

bump

Then there's still something wrong in the equation, maybe just a stupid personality

not really stupid , im biased since im talking about myself but im usually funny and happy but I never show any interest , ever.
Im too shy and im not good at dealing with people.

Ive only been with one person my entire life and after her no one seems intersting , Im just waiting for a girl to literally throw herself at me and spread her legs because otherwise im not going to work for it.
It´s sad and I know I shouldn´t be like this, but im afraid of failure and rejection , after 3 years of rejection I just lost all self confidence or will to even try

Do what I did.
>Wait til best friend gets girl.
>Talk to girl.
>Best friend starts to hate you.
>Steal girl.
>7 years later marry said girl.

tldr: trade best friend for girl

bonus tip: be taller, smarter, and have a bigger dick than said friend

Also my course has VERY few women , its 90% men +/- , i dont have the guts to talk with women from other classes since i dont know them

I don´t have a best friend

I dont either (anymore)
kek

the absolute madman

Lost my virginity at 16 to a girl i ended up marrying.
ur looks dont matter bros its all about ur attitude. If ur not in a posistion to make standards dont have them urself.

tripdubs checked

nice crop OP