What the fuck is this ?

What the fuck is this ?

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An island

Sicily, an African Island pretending to be Italian.

a piece of shit

I don't remember any of the Florida keys being that big

rude

rightful tunisian clay

New Jersey

Are there a lot of migrants in Sicilia ?

*godfather theme plays softly*

That's sardinia, we are a butifel Dorito

A Greek island under shialian occupation.

A tangle of postboy caps, sawed-off shotguns and long black women's robes that somehow manages to stay afloat.

i like the italian name, sicillia, rolls off the tongue nicely

wait it has other name?

sakaliya

Apparently, mafia world center

ironically the local dialect uses the English R

MAHVEL BAYBEE! ROUNT 2! HE'S HITTIN' ME WITH THE SICILY, NIGGA! WITH THE MIDDLE O' ITALY!

A place where all of the annoying "Italian Americans" claim to come from.

...

A place with more history than your fake country

Are Sicilians white?

this

lets be honest we should be Sicilian clay: Sicilians are 100 times better than us

oh stop this triggers ain drahem
people are kasserine-sidi bouzid tier

Carthage's wet dream

Mi spieghi la differenza?

They're about 4% of the population, and they're mostly Romanians.

superiore ai padANI

I hive of scum and villainy that exported/exports garbage here.

south-SHITaly, not even worth talking about
centre-SHITaly, not even worth talking about
north-still SHITaly, not even worth talking about

Thank God we're none of the three

youtube.com/watch?v=TWeO3CwBITw

malta

Sardinia is also shit.

Σιkελία

*four

IL SICILIANO: DURANTE
LA SUA INFANZIA... È OBBLIGATO A MUNGERE
CAPRE..VACCHE... PULIRE STALLE
``IL SICILIANO ``SEMINA`` PATATE. CIPOLLE`` E SVOLGE LAVORI
AGRICOLI!!..il siciliANO NON FA IL BAGNO , NON STUDIA ,
NON VA A SCUOLA , AL COLLEGIO NON VA ALL'UNIVERSITÀ È UN ESSERE IGNORANTE GOFFO,
CHIUSO , BRUTO , STUPIDO , VOLGARE , RIPUGNANTE

-COS'È IL SICILIANO IN ``LATINO ???

*``TERRONUS PUZZOSUS SCIMMIUS``

COME RICONOSCERE UN SiciliANO È LA COSA PIÙ FACILE, QUI CITIAMO LE SUE CARATTERISTICHE PRINCIPALI:

0- SONO BRUTTI, ORRIBILI, ABIETTI, INSIGNIFICANTI... PUZZOLENTI
1- SONO MARRONI, COLOR CACCA, TENDENTE AL RAMATO, SEMBRANO STRONZI
2- SONO NANI, DA 1M50 A 1M60, SEMBRANO ELFI APPENNINICI
3- HANNO LE ZAMPE CORTE O LE ZAMPE ARCUATE, VERI ABBOZZI DELLA NATURA
4- NON HANNO CULO, NÉ GLI UOMINI NÉ LE DONNE
5- NON HANNO COLLO, SEMBRANO VERMI CON FANGO
6- HANNO IL NASO TREMENDO, DI CONDOR, O TUCANO
7- SONO ORECCHIONI, GIÀ I NORMANNI LI CHIAMAVANO COSÌ
8- HANNO GLI OCCHI INCLINATI E NON HANNO PALPEBRE
9- HANNO GLI ZIGOMI SPORGENTI
10- HANNO IL VISO TONDO E GONFIO , QUESTE FACCE DA GUANACO

Padania is the way

LEL
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>nonciclopedia

t. Alejandro Di Battista

>Shitania
>Stato della S.H.I.T
>Shitonia

All together create the great unified nation-state of Shitaly, the world's largest shithole.

>grow up in new york to an "italian" family
>love pizza, pasta, my grandmother made the best sauce in the whole city
>eventually wander on Sup Forums and find that sicilians are not only non-italians, but also negroids
>ask my family what part of italy we're from
>"sicily, miu figliu"
>start shaking and sweating profusely
>start crying
>every great italian author, achitect, inventor
>i am not one of them
>instead i hail from the place where people fuck their cousins and grotesquely murder each other

ITS NOT FAIR

Sicily has great authors: Pirandello, Sciascia, Verga etc.

>grow up
>realize that you have the most common and mainstream heritage in the whole world
>that your muddaland never amounted to anything in its whole history
>that your italian countrymen look like mexicans and will be deported after the 20th
>that all italy is the same regardless of south-centre-north special snowflake Sup Forums bullshit and they are all ayyrabs rapebabies

>mfw

l'ho personalizzato

And it's where Italian literature was born, where sonetto was invented and where the poets group (Scuola siciliana) that influenced all the subsequent Italian Medieval poets (Dante included) was founded.

You have Frank Capra.

He made the quintissential American movie, It's a Wonderful Life.

>where people fuck their cousins
Nothing wrong with it, (americanon dove sei quando serve)
>grotesquely murder
it's an Italian thing
thelocal.it/20170113/italian-teen-confesses-to-murdering-parents-with-a-pickaxe
you hail from a place with inventors too, get an history book, you goodamn wop

>implicando che la mafia esista
vai a mangiare che è ora di cena

White Americans kill each other much more than Sicilians and Italians in general anyway

urge pasta e fagioli

...

Pizzascìtta, from the italian-american "piece-a-shit"

dat saudi calabria tho

u got meme'd my friend, yes sicilians are lazy inbred fuckers but consider the following

1:sicilians are moslty greek/latin and Normans(yes those normans) they are the only one in italy to unironically have a viking/nordic heritage,the arab part is little(they ruled it for less than 100 years) and back then arabswere not like todays arabs.The negroid dna in sicily is a meme , moors were caucasoid with european features (google gheddafi,zidane and khedira as samples)

2:The artistic/poetic tradition of sicily is only comparable with tuscany(so the best of the best)

3: you probably directly descend form greek philosophers, and a lot of famous greek philosopher were born in sicily(archimedes was sicilian)

4: Sicilians are hated mainly because of mafia, but that tiny island as contribuited to the world more than any scandinavian country

here's a list of famous sicilians so the next time someone talks shit about sicily so you can BTFO them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_Majorana

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empedocles

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_II,_Holy_Roman_Emperor

it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincenzo_Bellini

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesco_Crispi

Add to that that mafia is a minuscule part of the population and that is the byproduct of the Italian occupation. It was born because the Italian Kingdom totally ignored our island and it always had protection from the Italian government.

SICIIIIIILLIA

YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART

Why did you include a German and an Albanian in that list btw

if it's so great why are sicilians emigrating all over the place
checkmate terrone

Crispi was a GOAT tier PM

the panties of lady italy

Cantabria in Spain, WTF? Its one of the most peaceful places in the world. Just cows and fishermen.

I doubt this shit Luigi.

Northern Italians are emigrating too, retard

>Albanian
wot?

I didn't say he was bad

Crispi was Albanian

la sua famiglia era da generazioni in sicilia, alk massimo si può parlare di italo-albanese
Seguendo questa logica poi nessuno è siciliano

>la sua famiglia era da generazioni in sicilia
Culturalmente era comunque albanese, la sua prima lingua era l'albanese

barca
swag
barca

not even close to how much terroni are emigrating
and when I say emigrating I don't mean just internationally, terroni come in huge numbers to the north
your move t*run
EI

>not even close to how much terroni are emigrating
>La maggior parte dei quattro milioni di italiani nel mondo, che hanno conservato la cittadinanza, sono i protagonisti dei flussi di espatrio a noi più vicini nel tempo, flussi continuati fino ai nostri giorni al ritmo fisiologico di circa 40/50 mila l’anno con il coinvolgimento prevalente delle regioni del Sud (30%) e delle Isole (24%) ma anche di quelle del Centro (16%) e del Nord (30%), come risulta dalla media ricavata a partire dagli ultimi anni ’80 fino al 1996
>Isole (24%)
>Nord (30%)

>terroni come in huge numbers to the north
Today not that much

>24% from just 2 islands with 6mil population
>30% from the whole north with 30mil+ population
step it up terrone

>Why did you include a German
His mom was a princess from Sicily. He was a Kraut-Wop hybrid and his mother a wurst burner.

>His mom was a princess from Sicily.
She was Norman/French

If you have a small population, one killing with multiple victims can cause a statistical spike. Like Breivik in Norway.

STIPENDO E WIFI

È STATO MATTARELLA
A DIRCI
CHI NOI POSSIAMO
VENIRE IN ITALIA

never said it was great

nehuen lombardi

No

Pretty edgy from a black country