Since I was 7 I have been noticing that everybody but me has weird fingernails. For example, pic related is way too circular.
Just broke up with my gf of 3 months. The only reason we managed to go that long was because I made sure not to look at her hands or feet.
Accidentally looked while fucking and instantly went limp.
What do I do?
ITT: help me and your weird turnoffs
hows this user?
fuck im retarded
your gf didn't get mani and pedicures? ew
>everyone but me has weird fingernails
>everyone but you
You're the weird one user. Stop thinking so highly of yourself.
post a pic of your fingernails, user
too short
The problem is the finger roots. They are all the wrong shape. No salon can fix that.
This.
It sounds like you're a sociopath. Congrats on being taunted for the rest of your life by other peoples fingernails.
That just sounds fucking insane.
yee let's see your perfect nails
ah I see. you got severe autism
In case you couldn't figure it out those are man hands
This is the shape I'm talking about
The more I look at it, the more I cringe.
>Too short
>Too thin
>Too much flesh around compared to the width of the nail
>Thumb curling that far back
That pinky is so fucking short, looks disgusting
Thumb is literally nearly in a relaxed position...
...
>nearly
Yours are perfectly fine.
Too long, gross.
Not op but I have a similar thing.
If you call that fine, there is something wrong with your NAS mate
Fingernails are no reason to breaking up with someone you aspie.
1) What is that angle?
2) Where is the flesh around your nail?
3) Why is there so much space to the end of your finger?
4) Your width/length ratio should be smaller that 1 mate
1. I cut them quite recently.
2. You really breakdown fingernails to a science?
3. Let's see what yours look like.
OP confirmed an physical autismo
How about mine
Mine are I have and NAS (Nail Assesment Strategy). It's a criterion that breaks down nail into main categories:
- Distance from joint to nail
- Length of nail
- Width/Length
- Width of the nail compared to the finger
- Fluidness
- Sex appeal (The white bits in the middle)
- Skin on each side of the nail
- Z-angle of the nail (how far up or down it goes)
not OP, but clip your nails bro
Not too bad
>Too circular
>I can deal with long nails, but they should have similar shapes on the white end
> Ring finger is too arch-y in the Z-axis
> I have the same laptop
Wow thus is legit clinical autism
OP I sugest talking to someone about this to make sure you don't have any other brain problems.
>Nigger with penis fingers
My mother took me for a mental check up when I was about 12 because I wouldn't hang out with anybody from school (I didn't like other kids after one of them made me puke during physics, my favorite subject). The doctor said everything was fine.
try again
I'll see if what I can do. I just had a look at the main symptoms and signs of autism and I don't match any