Hey, 25 y.o. virgin here. AMA

Hey, 25 y.o. virgin here. AMA.

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nah

Why are you a virgin?

Who is this girl please?

because i look like shit and also im a social retard. But mostly the first.

Who is this girl OP

sauce?

sadly i dont know.

Princessdust

Angelbabydust or angeldust if i'm not mistaken

Pay a hooker

I know a kid who looked like teen wolf. Whenever he ate there was food all over his face. But he was a really cool kid and always landed 8/10s.

It's not all about looks with females. More than half the time they're more worried about how they look.

Why haven't you killed yourself already?

sorry, AngelDustBaby, yeah

I did, but it was horrible. I came, but in my opinion this shit does not count.

Princess dust.

...

Because i contribute something to society, have a stable job and can actually live a pretty nice life.

Five years til wizard, going to keep up the streak or get an "escort"?

Head on over to R9K fellow robot for comfy threads, just 5 years before you graduate a wizard!!

I already paid for a hooker, but it was horrible like i said above.

shit i dont need comfy, my life is actually pretty fucking neat.
In 5 years i can finally start to fuck shit up :^)

Why don't you hire a prostitute?

see above.

Wait, you've actually never visited r9k?

hell no

Fellow virgin here, I got bjs from some prostitutes at 18. Not worth it, I developed infection in testicle which swelled into hydrophele.

A good sex doll on the other hand...

Dude try it, you can connect with people like you.

It's a funny place too, sometimes a bit depressing but it's a pretty good board on the whole

Only a ugly person would say something like that. Looking good is like 90%, better be rich if you date outside of your league.

i might do, thanks for the hint user

It counts nigga.

Your life isn't shit because you have never had a girl. Your life is shit because you have never tried to get one. You have never truely put the effort into finding one because your standards of what you think you diserver sit far beyond what you can achieve with little to no effort.

Quit bitching about how you have never fucked a girl because you have.
Quit Bitching about how your life sucks because it is your own fault.