Sjw ruining hollywood part 45: now we need a female james bond

Of course this isn't going to happen as it is insanely dumb on every level, but discuss anyway

Bond is and always will be a white British male.

Fuck SJWs.

Then again, the franchise is dead, Craig has been boring as fuck and the movies have been shit since Casino Royale, the only good film since Goldeneye. Might as well get a female or black Bond and put the franchise out of its misery.

>Might as well get a female or black Bond and put the franchise out of its misery.

or just don't use it. That's always an option, just...DON'T.

Apologize

le Casino Royale wasn't shit meme.

>franchise is dead
>Skyfall is the highest grossing Bond film ever made

You Craig haters sure do spout some retarded bullshit sometimes...

Lol shit logic.
>If it makes a lot of money, it must be good!

Avengers scored billions and was terrible capeshit. As was BvS.

>ruining
Are you blind. This is genius.
All the women saying "WE NEED A FEMALE BOND NOW!!!" are the same ones who never go see these types of movies in the theatres.

If there is a female Bond it will get BTFO of the box office and will set a precedent in Hollywood about female reboots.

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BvS was a major flop in terms of expectations.

A movie with two cultural icons didn't even gross a billion dollars. Pathetic.

>sjw ruining hollywood
>90% of blockbusters have cishet white male action hero American manly man as a protagonist
Damn, feminism ruins everything.

what's your point

there have been plenty of succesful female action movies

you have to be really clueless about RECENT cinema/tv history not to be aware of this

>everything is a meme
You're the one who's shit.

>Female reboots
Learn to read m7+1

people who post rt scores as a source of crediblity should be banned tbqh

Yeah, and they weren't reboots that took a male character and turned them into female.

but i posted the positive RT score of SKYFALL as a counterpoint to the user who first said that everything after CASINO ROYALE was shit then used its RT score to defend it after it was called shit itself

>male reboots


arent successful either

total recall and robocop failed

and i cant think of any series that was rebooted with a female anyway aside from starwars which literally made billions

found the DCuck

Star Wars wasn't a reboot. It was a continuation.

only fucking retards dislike Skyfall.

agreed

Mendes & Deakins are a killer combo

Saying a franchise is dead means that it is failing financially you sperg. It's not dead just because you don't like it.

they still have the attachment to the original cast though and people are not upset over the un originality.people will gobble anything up because of brand name and meme actors so a fem bond would be succesful if they followed those guidelines.

I'm okay with Scullybond. After Spectre, I don't care about Bond anymore anyway. And I liked Spectre in a way.

Fun thing is, normie women LIKE Bond as a man. Every girl I know would flip their shit if they're deprived of the eternal chauvinist.

The people campaigning for a female or non-white Bond don't even give a shit about the character or the franchise. All they care about is pissing off all the 'racist, misogynist' white men. That's all they want, most of them won't even go see the movie.

You're a liar. Serious Joke Wizards don't do that.

Spectre was decent.

Skyfall is the epitome of the modern day made by comittee movie:

-Clean stylish film look
-Edgy Inception-like droning repetitive music
-Thin plot with 2 dimensional characters, presented as something with "depth" and "unprecedented"

You're a retard.

It's alive in box office only, it's soul, it's substance and spirit no longer exists.

It was alright as a stand-alone spy film, it was absolute trash as a Bond film.

>reverse shilling

i see your endgame.
i really dont care cause i would love scully bond.

But that's not what saying a franchise is dead means you fucking autist.

Don't forget the ultra "muh dark and gritty ultra realistic bent".

QoS the villain's plot was to own all the water, THE FUCKING WATER

>-Clean stylish film look
Is that bad somehow?

>-Edgy Inception-like droning repetitive music

hm... No, I don't see the similarities at all.

>-Thin plot with 2 dimensional characters, presented as something with "depth" and "unprecedented"-Strangely enjoyable to watch at first and then immediately forgettable

Translation: pic related.

Oh, the irony.

Oh, the irony.

this is pretty accurate, we've seen it with tfa, jurassic world, marvel and fuckin bond of them all

Is female bond lesbian? Or some shit like that?
Or she will just walk into some random bar say shes janet bond then suck somes dudes dick in bathroom?

>>>Edgy Inception-like droning repetitive music
"no"

Skyfall was pretty shit desu i just want old Bond back

no, it's a vapid, impersonal, and cheep way of saying: I don't like it but I have no real criticisms so I'll call it out on stuff that's not really an issue.

This isn't going to catch on user.

He criticized it well and funnily enough the way you described it: vapid, impersonal and cheep sum up Skyfall in a nutshell.

>the entire movie is her getting sloppy drunk, sucking henchmen's dicks and then later accusing them of rape
>every time the main villain goes after her she tweets out snarky things about him and he gets flooded with death-threat E-Mail

you mean you want a 2-dimensional Mary Sue self-insertion fantasy movie manufactured to take money from Baby-Boomers?

>female James Bond
>tribbing scene

yes pls

Pretty much sums it up.

We screwed up.

God dammit Brosnan, come back, come back

>well

nope, see

you seem salty

yeah come back and kill the franchise for good!

>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.

nice shitpost.

I was just repeating you =D

nah, you have shit taste.

Yup. Skyfall was pretty shallow, made it a lot of money though, normies are fucking idiots

nah you're contrarian

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see

cucks will love this, as they already loved the vaginization of Mad Max

>craig
>bond

Just let them do it and the lulz to be had after they fail.

No, insanely dumb is not taking the opportunity to have a 007 - X-files cross over.

>>movie franchises have souls

Dude, relax, it's just a movie.

If you're not OK with this you're literally gay. I wish she was younger but they can make hey look younger.

Skyfall was shit and boring.
Spectre was fantastic.

>Skyfall was shit and boring.
>Spectre was fantastic.

MEANWHILE ON COUNTER EARTH

For some reason I always thought that James Bond doesn't like to give or receive head.

The elements that make Bond Bond, are tied to him being Male.

I'd love to see a female lead spy film, why doe it have to be Bond though?

Ohh yeah, because Hollywood is too lazy to build a new brand. James Bond is popular for a reason and a lot of that is lost when Bond is Gender Bent

anyone who memes any version of "quite honest acronyms" should learn to write and think for themselves.

A female Bond should be played by Nicki Minaj.

Better than Leslie Jones.

If there has to be a female bond, then Gillian Anderson is a good choice

> blaming sjw for stubbing your toe on the way to the fridge last night

>Good visuals = a good movie

Spectre was a boring piece of shit, take your gay little artistic shots mosaic and get fucked

>Make M a woman, make an entire generation think of M as Judy Dench (Not a bad thing)
>Make his CIA contact black
>Make Moneypenny black

>None of this shit matters unless James Bond is also non-white, female, or both

The movies have been injecting some diversity in the franchise for well over a decade, but nobody is writing articles about that. It should be seen as the standard for modernizing franchises and introducing diverse casting where you can, but instead everyone just gets pissy because the lead is still a white male.

If they're trying to reflect the british tendency to completely overdo matters of diversity, then they're spot on at least.

boner intensifies

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