Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Only a bit
You just have to live another decade or two, then cyborg organs or stem cells will carry you for a long way after that. Maybe long enough to be able to transfer your mind to a robot
Please no
Anything but that
Ya'll bitches better be posting lewds for me
Reporting for duty!
Hows everyone doing today?
SENPAI!!!
Oh look, she has colors this time.
>I still don't understand.
You're just being mean
im actually wondering if I should tell me therapist tbh
Post it
Every day we stray further away from God's light
Its time for chimmichunga sandwiches again. Makes me a little wet.
>Wanting lewds.
Be a bit more specific. Only then shall we provide.
If you ask so roughly then I guess I have to
I'm good! A bit spooked since I move into my dorm for college in a week
Quit while you have some dignity
You should, tell the therapist everything or they can't do their job
Please don't
Kill me
Oh boy!
I am fine, should head off to sleep soon. And you?
oh god... those poor squirrals
tell us
This
Am i?
How bad is it?
There's nothing to understand.
Notice me!!!!
Nico Nico Nii
(Syndra)
Is it bad?
(Kyouko)
Both are very good options. I got tired of playing things tonight
(Akame)
>Any company is good company
Oh god do I hear you there my friend. my brother just came home for a visit so there's some company for a bit
(???)
Hello, how are you doing tonight?
(Ruby)
Ruby ~
>claimed
no no i dont need a new post compilation
ive already used it and yeah you guys might not like it that much if even i am wondering about myself
I dunno, probably. It's what you usually do.
I see...
Post it faggot and you'll become legend
CLAIMED AND
>D-D-Dubs get
All those poor squirals.
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Ayy lmao
You may as well at this point. You have an image to maintain
if you didnt want to post it why'd you bring it up? It only made us more curious
Oh! It's you~
Negative ghost rider.
Yeah, I've always wanted a robotic body. Then I wouldn't have to worry about biological limitations and needs.
Care to share? I'm all ears.
Fuck off with your shitty music
Soo... Muppo getting annoyed at daily minor inconveniences?
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Heya love how are ya?
Yes yes it's me, what's up?
Thanks for the song haha i've never heard this one before!
I only wanted to know if i should tell someone I needed to work up the courage to tell my therapist in person also im sad and lonely and wanted people to talk too
its written down on paper also with all the grammatical errors you wouldn't understand it
Exactly! Going to go full cyborg if it becomes possible.
Where is your waifu from?
The art style seems familiar
Ay Rory, I'm reading the GATE manga. Just after where they killed the flame dragon
I wouldn't say that its bad, its just a bit annoying.
It cant be that bad.
Don't we all?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
"She is noted to be extremely unlucky and/or clumsy. Most of her series has her failing at everyday tasks. Seems to like mayonnaise."
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Do it in text here and I will help you correct it all.
I see. I dont think bringing up the fact you made an erotica to your therapist is a good idea. Some things you should keep private.
Well i mean, we're all curious now. Tell ussss
nigger
Kyoko claimed
Cute
I'm fine, just nervous about starting college
What is it about? Femdom?
Is esdeath in it?
Hey there smuggles
If you don't tell your therapist everything, they can't do their job properly
Cool. How are you today?
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Finally I can achieve the age-old dream of having ten rotating cybercocks.
Well sure, but i wouldn't make a manga about it...
Huh. Well ok then.
nice position for a deepthroat face fucking
go away
Good point
this guy gets it
>kurumi
You seen the arc the anime mussed, and the multiple scenes? They had to cut it so short.
youtu.be
M'smugger :^)
>squish
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>Rory-sama
Why have ten rotating cybercocks if your waifu doesn't even exist. Why exist if your waifu doesn't exist.
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Your waifu's parents have great taste in names
>therapy
Only good therapy is Physical therapy
you all have to promise i wont see this as a comp and no one can judge me this is for medical reasons
Oh? Don't be nervous love just take it slow for the first two semesters, get into the swing of things and you get used to it really quick. College is pretty great!
Doing great! Just enjoying myself and relaxing for the weekend. You?
Heya love how are ya?
hey there smuglord
Love you too sugar~
Where are you going? whats your major?
Just fine.
I'm actually really hungry and I kinda want to drink.
The dream
Would they also cum flames?
Exactly, that's how therapy works
Which arc do you mean? Going into Japan with the girls?
I know it will probably be fine, but I still worry
You up to anything?
Of course. I just want to help you
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Don't post it.
I've been fine I guess, doing nothing this weekend as always.
Hey you! Yeah, you! I wanna talk to you about how your day has been!
sure dude
post it we're all your friends here
Therapist? Whatever it is, go for it. No one can help you but yourself
Smugsy dubs, welcome back. Any shows you're watching currently? I'm on a kitchen nightmares uk binge. Ramsay is cool
Hello Kyoko. How's life?
You'll be alright. Why nervous? Could it be the schedule?
yeah maybe you are right nvm
Tristana claim and main
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Help
I need somebody
help
not just anybody
help
you know I need someone
help!
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
then it's a one way street
eh, fine enough, I'm just chilling out, gunna replace my brakes in the morning
It is remotely possible, however improbable, that we can one day extract our waifus from their various series with the power of advanced science.
I promise
Of course!
The Milwaukee school of engineering for Biomedical Engineering
Please don't
No, I think I'll be fine for that. Just living on my own seems kinda challenging. And I wont really know anyone there
no fun allowed.
fucking end yourself
its his fault for being a fucking spurg. let us have our fun.
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Why not me?
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Hello franny
Oh
M'smugger :^)
Hello little nico
Pretty good. Helped my best friend moved into an apartment. You?
Ramsey is a saint besides his acting. Watching justice League
Ignore that noise
Post it
Because you're a faggot who's underage
STOP RUINING EVERYTHING SHIRO
How so? I actually know nothing about it. It looked like it was all in Japanese which is what steered me away from it
Oh you know, the same as any other day. Sat around waiting for something to happen, nothing happened and I loathe life
I'm just kidding love. How are you?
No, u.
Thats understandable.. I wish you the best of luck!
I'm just relaxing and eating my dinner at the moment n_n nothing special.
Sounds like a good weekend to me if you don't have to do anything haha have you been enjoying it so far?
It's been going great! Thanks for asking lol
how many smug levels are you on right now?
Other than sleep problems, I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
I'm really not that familiar to Japanese names. Can't decide if it's a good name or not, but she is my waifu after all.
this
no seriously go drink a gallon of water and go for a run you fat fuck
Iceberg is shit
Zombies.
Im eating chimmichunga sandwiches while playing MWO and doing my washing.
Dont care.
Ramsay is basically every cook ever. His reactions are industry standard.
I think you got the wrong user with the names.
Cute.
Shiro is basically retarded in the show
You are basically retarded irl
Shiro is in a place she doesnt belong
You are in a place you dont belong
She has a great name.