Things you do you think no one else does

Things you do you think no one else does.

>Sometimes when I'm really bored I pretend I'm giving G. Washington or B. Franklin or T. Jefferson a tour of the modem world and imagine how I'd think they'd react to stuff. Planes mostly.

Do the same, but it's isaac Newton sat next to me in the car

I do the same thing but with John adams

Bruh. I do that shit too. I'd like to see the look on Jefferson's face when he sees a black man in the White House

Or showing Mozart an electric instrument. Give him one guitar and a mixer. Shit would be cash.

i take off my shirt when i take a shit.
don't know if i can shit with my shirt on, to be fair.

This, but with people from all parts of history.

Sometimes I finger my parent's cat

I imagine that people from from more than 1000 years ago would be struck with crippling fear and sudden autism if brought to our time.

Same.

That's kinda fucking bizzare.


What do you guys think they would say about modern politics/morals? I think they would just have mental breakdowns and an hero.

i lost.... all this talk of historical figures and i read this shit. you got me you bastard

Shit, and i thought I was the only one doing this!

Washington would an hero so quick.

>“However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.”

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Like dis?

i do this, with einstein and tesla

i exlusivley fap to dead porn stars while thinking what state of decay their bodies are currently in.

Me too. Mostly because I wear tuck-in shirts and I don't want to get shit all over myself. Also it gets hot in there.

Same shit but with cleo Patra Napoleon And Cesar

I use the shirt to cover my nose; the other hand to keep my penis from popping out when it's urinating

When i talk to myself i get in huge heated debates about a bunch of shit. Doesent matter if its something retarded or important. Ive also even gotten really pissed off due to these debates.

Adam's would be amazed at our accomplishments

But saddened that we let the government become humongous and our lives driven by debt

Forgot to mention the shirt is still on. I grab the front end of the shirt and place it above my nose

I do this. Gotten to a point where I hate talking to him.. Me

when i poop i put toilet paper around my finger and stick it in my ass to help me shit and sometimes use it to airtight the hole to push harder.

no you dont

same here except I think I tour Beethoven. Always try to show him Avant garde music or Beatles or Pink Floyd to see what he thinks about but end up with endlesless explanations about recorded music, electric power, women's clothing and etc

I rearrange my room every few months - each time getting rid of more stuff and better organizing things

Thx duder, it makes me feel better that I'm not the only one obsessed with dead port stars. Do you have a list by chance?

I do the same thing except I fuck your mom

Kek

lol this so much

close variant: I often start said debates as me vs people I know and get very heated. Sometimes even throwing punches on the air or shooting people.
I've been caught at work doing this sort of things and played it like it was a joke to see their reactions.

i do that too, but its never anyone specific. just some random person from between 1890 and 1925

Nah OP, I've done that. I don't know if I have a mental illness, but sometimes when I'm interested or excited about something I make weird faces, although I control it in the presence of others

that dog in the background

Is this a problem people have? My dick's never once "popped up" while I'm pissing sitting down.

Easier to just shit in the bathtub squatted over, then pick up the shit and put it in the toilet.

you piss sitting down?

I only masturbate with a dip in my mouth.

Are you me?

Which dip

I think my body has been trained to only get an erection when I'm getting nicotine in my system.

Wintergreen Grizzly

Oh so you mean cig. As in cigarette, fag, bum

I go out in the woods and take pants-off-dick-in-hand walks around the forest, cumming on things and talking to myself.

I also spend a lot of time out on the back deck, walking around in circles and talking to myself, building stories in my head. the latest one is about a bunch of killers that all work for a demon of entertainment and they have a podcast of murder every friday.

I fingerblast my asshole while watching tv. not in sexual way, it just calms me down to fingerfuck myself.

whenever I take a shower I like to piss in my own face.

I love to smell my own sweaty balls. i like to wear the same boxerbriefs for a week or so, make everything nice and dirty, not wiping my ass or washting. then i stick my finger between the shaft and my sack and smell my finger. i fucking love it

and a whole bunch of other shit I'm afraid to admit.

Whenever an adult female wears sweatpants or yoga pants I always catch a good stare to show them respect. Don't wear something that flatters your ass if you don't want me looking. Its a similar argument to the cleavage one. I'm just an ass man, everyone has tits...

>I go out in the woods and take pants-off-dick-in-hand walks around the forest, cumming on things and talking to myself.

>walking around in circles and talking to myself, building stories in my head

>I love to smell my own sweaty balls.

feels good man

Similiar but in mines I time travel with method man to Egypt to show ancient egyptians rap music. Then I imagine how rap music would sound now

Go to a fucking doctor

the same with Newton but then I end up wondering if he would understand anything I said

Holy fuck OP, I can finally relate.....

No like chewing tobacco

I sleep the opposite way on the bed with my feet up by the headboard.

I browse Sup Forums on an app on my phone, and when I'm taking a shit, i jerk it to chubby girls.

I go for walks every night and every park I pass by I strip off all of my clothes and walk around completely naked for a while.

I used to do it a lot as a kid but have been doing it for the past 2 months now and it feels absolutely exhilerating.

You won't believe how good it feels walking around a public place completely naked until you try it for yourself.

yes. yes it does.
why? I'm not more strange than you.

i have an ongoing adventure everytime i go to bed. in that area of time when you just lay down and havent fell asleep yet. i put myself in a fantasy world of my making and basically go through an adverture. every night i just continue the adventure at the last spot i remember before i fell asleep. been doing this shit for so long its pretty much the only thing i look forward to doing. all day ill think about new things and people to add and different things to go do with my imaginary life.

bologna nipples r fine

>Things you do you think no one else does.
I stay married to my wife.
Sure, sure lots of people stay married to *their* wives, but NOBODY stays married to this cunt.
I'm her fourth husband and her fifth failed long-term relationship.
Mostly I stay because I like the dogs.
But if one of those fuckers dies...

It's not that it pops up, just an odd habit of mine and notion that it may spring.

Saaaame. How chubby? Like amateur fat wife chubby?

When I shit

I think you're pathetic, and I'm the "pants-off-dick-in-hand walks though the woods" guy.

Trips and based oldfag post. Pure gold.

/thread

That's kinky.

I, sometimes, imagine Life is a generic D&D RPG and imagine people describing their actions as they move/talk

>I think you're pathetic,
>based oldfag

I love you guys.

>a whole bunch of other shit I'm afraid to admit.
do it faggot it's anonymous

WE WUZ KANGS AND SHEIT

noise and ckecked satan

Like all kinds of chubby except for SSBBW

I take all of my clothes off

>tandemrabbits

he would shred on that motherfucker, hands down. he would go eddie van halen on any bitch who walks a stage

...and everyone has an ass
That's where the poopies come from

I like to use a weird voice at the drive thru mic then pull up to window and use my normal voice

You got kik?

Small dick confirmed

I just don't like my dick touching the seat, I think its fucking gross so I tuck in like a tranny when I shit.

Nah dude. Not much of a social network person. Had a snap chat. Deleted it.

Relive arguments in the shower. Play them out so I win.

Too bad man. Too bad

sometime i just take a swig from the bottle of soy sauce I have in my fridge

i dunno man, i really like soy sauce

I masturbate to loli on Sup Forums

I thought I was the only one user

You aren't alone.

Put my hand in my leg-pit or on my balls and sniff it to see just how bad I need a shower

I'm a dude but I've always wiped from the front, never knew any other way until recently. I dont plan on wiping any other way, im just used to it now- plus I always keep my dick under the seat

do you do this also?

>play an argument in the shower in advance
>get mad to my opponent
>meet up
>opponent is being friendly and nice. Discussion topic doesn't arise at all
>constantly find ways to bring it up to win argument with my tought tactics
>get mad if topic doesn't arise / get rekt if topic does arise because i don't listen to the other part and just follow my made up speech

never fails

Still

Every day I wish I had a smaller dick, because it is way too big.

Fuckin hot. Yeah i share my wife on kik occasionally

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moar?

What the fuck, OP....
Im gonna have to try this.

I do the same, except I daydream that I am driving a VW Bug with Adolf Hitler, showing him German refugees while listening to "Steal my Sunshine" by the artist Ren.

I go full strip when I can but I will only shit at home unless an unplanned emergency.
I also shower after, what I wouldn't give for a bidet.

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lol same

I rub my penis back and forth in such a way I release some sort of viscous fluid that tickles when it comes out.