Stop right there user
>Jew Inspection
You have 10 seconds to prove that you're not a jew or off to the gaschamber
Stop right there user
My foreskin is untouched
Jews can't get these dubs
Do I look like a Jew to you?
My singles
I like chorizo
YIDS CANT GET DIGITS LIKE THESE
you see that coin on the floor?
im not gonna pick it up
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Only people who get dubs are jews obviously
Im jewish, we like bagels and crusty poop
I walked by a penny on the ground
Dont worry m8 i´m on your side
Keep the change
because jews cant get dubs
Slav asf
Im poor
I'm brown, am I fucked?
Ovens don't trigger me.
>OFF TO ZE GAS CHAMBER
I don't have any money.
Fake. Hitler knew gaschamber is two words.
If I'd known I was gonna be in a jew thread, I woulda worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a shlameel!
Hanukkah is a lie
I was recently appointed to be Grand Wizard of the KKK. I attend weekly meetings for the Christian Church where I hold study groups that focus on teaching children why Niggers and Jews are blasphemy. I also subscribe to Nazi Monthly. I sleep next to a bowl of wedding bands confiscated during the Auschwitz extermination, and I read "The Rise and Fall of The Third Reich" every night before bed.
I'm a human
i throw away my pennies
I wear a bag of gold around my dick, not my neck.
my dick has not been cut
I have a small nose and an uncircumcised penis
>No money
>Foreskin intact
>Enjoy pork and bacon
What about you, OP?
These repeating digits, faggot.
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>I return lost money
>Heil Hitler was my first sentence
>I own 2 ovens
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of the blessing of some phony God, but because I am enlightened by my own intellect.
I don't fit inside an ashtray
NIGGERS GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW 14/88
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE FUCKING RAPEFUGEES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
there now im okay
I saw a penny on the ground at the walmart parking lot, and I didn't pick it up.
fuck i couldn't think of anything.i think i'm jewish
OH SHIT I FORGOT SIEG HEIL
My father was a banker.
Time to take a Winston break, jew.
OFF TO THE GAS CHAMBER
I have an iphone
I'm a big time Hollywood producer.
oy vey fuck off
Slav superstar
jews wont get trips like these
off to the gas chamber, dubs jew
well fuck cuff me up boys
My last name is Steinburgwitzleburg
I'm baptized and had my first communion
>quadruple dubs checked
>jew x4
>they don't make ovens big enough for your nose
i'm broke
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I spent Hundreds of Shekels today at the Boardwalk just having fun with family. And I didn't ask them for anything in return
My grandfather was in your army, don't you remember Hitler-kun?
Haha, you canr kill me because I dont have 3+ Kewish grandparents
I am poor
I have Jewish ancestry on my mothers side, and I'm circumcised for medical reasons.
>p-please don't gas me, f-f-free Palestine!
I don't have imaginary friends
OY VEY I'M NOT A JEW! HERE'S MY PAPERWORK! IT'S ALL THERE? LOOK, MY DUBS PROVE IT!
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GAS CHAMBER
GAS CHAMBER
OOOOYYY VVEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY
Keep the change!
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I currently do not have any medical concerns and won't be bothering my doctor until my next routine check up.