Muh motion of the ocean

>muh motion of the ocean
>muh how you use it
>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>muh hands and mouth are enough
>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>muh 4 inch dick is enough
>muh long dicks are skinny
>muh women can't measure

why are you average dicklets constantly perpetuating these memes? sorry Sup Forums, but if given the choice, any girl is gonna choose an 8 inch dick over some tiny child sized 6 incher.

just give up, you're better off prepping some bull to fuck your girlfriend, it's not like you care about their orgasm anyways because of how much of a cuck you are. women deserve a man with an 8 inch dick that can properly satisfy them and make her cum. something dicklets just can't do.

trust me Sup Forums, women can measure, they just tell you that you're 6 inch dick is 8 inches to make you not cry like a little bitch.

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Cock

I AM WHITE AND MY COCK IS 8.25" IN L AND 6.75" IN GIRTH.

MOST WOMEN I FUCK COMPLAIN THAT IT HURTS...THEN AGAIN I DON'T FUCK HEROINE ADDICTED PORN STARS. ONE ASIAN GIRL TOLD ME SHE WISHES IT WAS HALF OF WHAT IT WAS. THAT'S HE TRUTH NIGER. DEAL WISH IT.

Why would I care what she wants? I'm 2 inches and cum in 3 min? I still get off.

We are going to need a pic with timestamp to be sure. Maybe a pop can next to it.

Kek OP is faggot. Different girls like different dicks.

I'm 6.5" and I had my ex ask me to go as deep as I could everytime we fucked. Last chick I dated was like 1 finger tight and wouldn't let me ram her because it was going too deep. Current gf is pretty happy most positions, still can hurt her though with being too deep.. You americucks worry about your dick size too much, your women see your insecurity and look for guys with confidence. It doesn't even matter if your banging some slut with a 12 inch deep vag, just find another chick who fits your dick.

My gf used to fuck a guy with an 8 inch penis. We got drunk together and I asked her if her ex was really that big ? Yes fuckers 8 inches is huge

I'm 8

>You americucks worry about your dick size too much

None of the one's that get laid actually do

Alexander the great, Julius Ceasar, Napoleon, Stalin, all the other great opportunists of their time, not a single one known for their dicks.

Even Khan, got famous for fucking more women than anybody else in history, nobody cares how he fucked them or wether they enjoyed it, yet people are still impressed by him.

Maybe the time you spend thinking about dicks is time you don't spend about how being anything else but a worthless sloth.

>women say they want a big dick
>then complain when it's too big

every time

I don't really get these threads.
dafuq do I care what she thinks/feels?

The only fucking time I am unhappy is when I can't fucking get it all in. Has only happened twice and it fucking ruins it for me

>testing
>1
>8

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The mushroom head of your penis was an evolutionary reaction. It's purpose was designed to shovel competitors sperm out of the females vagina to spoil the competition.

Niggers evolved to have bigger cocks because either:

A) Nigger females will let as many men cum in them as possible, even multiple in a single day

B) Nigger males are rapists

C) A and B

And as a result more male niggers with big cocks impregnate females, who in turn give birth to little turds who will then grow up to have a big dick like his daddy whom he never met, and the cycle continues.

Penis size doesn't matter that much to whites however, simply due to the fact that white females prefer to stick to a single mate, and she of course chooses based upon intelligence, and lovingness knowing full well that if such a mate had a smallish penis, he would not only know how to make up for it, but actually give a shit enough to at least try.

Your argument is invalid. All fucking niggers must fucking hang.

>REASONING: Because clearly erect penis size is a sure sign of your overall success in life

How is that working out for the inner city ghetto's?

>This entire post

I'm a quarter of an inch and proud
About 4 quarters when erect

K

>What can I say?
>Niggers are just too hung

7 inches here, never once had a problem, except this one time when this girl complained i went too deep when i went in all the way

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poop

i prefer the banana to this.

Wow now...

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>>muh motion of the ocean
>>muh how you use it
>>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>>muh hands and mouth are enough
>>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>>muh 4 inch dick is enough
>>muh long dicks are skinny
>>muh women can't measure
There's so much edge in this thread, I can hear the Seinfeld theme playing.

I dont fit in a toilet paper roll does that mean im girthy enough

crodvc

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hahaha fuck

Should be ok.

It doesn't have to be a black guy either . My gf cheated on me with a monster cock and it was white

"Bazoopers!" -Sheldor

His dick isn't even that big compared to 90% of all porn stars. Fucking blacks isn't because of dick size. It's because of the taboo nature of doing something considered wrong.

Asscheeks

fuck

tough call, user

Hi! McGinnes is prophet.

>why are you average dicklets constantly perpetuating these memes?
because they are accurate, even the average porn star dick is only 7-8 inches long, the biggest dick in porn is mandingo and he's 9 inches on a good day
only 1% of all men have an 8 inch dick or bigger, take an online poll and omg it's like the entire internet is in the 1% of huge cock having alpha men who fuck 365 women a year

and?

>that feel when you go too deep

sad

K

fuck you

ewlp

This

eat shit

And yet stupid fucks like you still reply.

Stupid fucks like me, too, for that matter.

WHAT?

I have big willy and and my gf loves it.
IF I HAD ONE

ugh

God damn...

>Be me
>Have average cock
>Had sex literally 1000's of times
>Zero fucks given about her pleasure

I mean....you almost got it. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say good job user.

>4 quarters when erect

Who isn't these days?

I'm white and I have an 8 inch cock.

>Tfw only 8 inches
>Tfw only 6"1'
>Tfw muscular
>Tfw I live in a black area
>mfw I'm white

as black dicks go....that aint shit im about that size

That doesn't sound like a accomplishment

kek

fuck off

>white
>6 inch long
>6 inch circumference
>uncut (with shower so fuck u)

I've been with 8 girls, every girl has commented on how much they enjoy the girth, and with one in certain positions it was painful for her due to depth

I always get a girl off at least twice before I fuck her (because I want to keep fucking rather than her think I was bad at sex), but I've never fucked a girl without her orgasming at least once from my dick

Americans worry too much... Or take too much bait

cunt

...

youtube.com/watch?v=QQ0ywjcz1-c

Yeah well fuck you too nigger

Australian piece of shit

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really not sure about this one

well fuck

Holy fuck balls! Need sauce!

vunt

i hate you so much

god FUCKING dammit

>internet inches

fucking fag

As long as I get off that's all that matters.
I'm cummin and going

fag

This is the thread protector, no family members will die tonight.

sigh... she's recovering from cancer so...

What is it with Americans and dick measuring?

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Jokes on you OP, I don't have a girlfriend and probably won't ever have one again cos I'm too fucked in the head! Ha!

suk me

Go on jew

nice

NYPA

Scientist here.

The crazy thing is, this could legitimately work, assuming we had the technology to make this possible. Hopefully one day we can harness both the earth's vast natural resources and the inginuty of the human race to make something like this feasible.

tl;dr

what

fuck you nigger

Kys

LOL

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>unemployed

try harder OP

fuuuuuck you

The one on her back is Angela White

It wasn't white, it was albino.

Show me your dick, op. If you don't your argument is null and void, you fucking pussy.