Ask a guy with a tiny penis anything

Ask a guy with a tiny penis anything

Well at least you have a massive FUPA mirite?

yes

Hey, ours are about the same size I think, how big?

almost 4 inches

Okay, we are about the same. How do you like it?

Nice clit m8

I wish it was bigger

thanks

Nice balls

thank you

Are you gay?
otherwise, how can you fuck a pussy

Fair enough. I get that way sometimes too. In the end it's who you are that counts for the right girl. But nigger wouldn't hurt.

kinda looks like mine.
very small when soft, sometimes even reverting to a nub if cold.
but i get to 7.5 inches hard.
imma grower, not a shower

what's you hard length?

What's it like having a small penis?

carefully, I can only do a few positions and I tend to slip out easily

still small

What'd you have for lunch today?

left over beef and bell pepper stir-fry

looks like you need to relocate to philippines to find a chick who's not a size queen, who's used to small cocks.

No wonder your dick is small, you aren't a vegan :(

How many girls have you fucked op? Was sex better when your gut was smaller?

Why do you shave your pubes OP?

I shave mine because my gf doesn't like hair in her mouth when she blows me. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume nobody blows you, so I'm just wondering what's the point.

this is smallest it's been in a long time.

I've fucked 6 girls

otherwise it's hard to even see my penis

how did they treat you about the small dick?

Can I suck you off?

1. How old are you?
2. How much do you weigh?
3. Whats your occupation?

they put up with it, I tend to date chubby, low self-esteem girls

1.) 30
2.) 239lbs
3.) college professor