Who are your country's five greatest allies?

Ours are France, The Netherlands, Spain, Australia and Israel.

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We don't have any real friends. Maybe Estonia, but that's it.

>Spain

Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, Brazil, and maybe Brazil.

>Da joos
>Belarus
>Balts
Maybe Poland

You assisted us in the American Revolution.

and in exchange you destroyed our empire, cuba, philippines, etc.

now we are taking your country and making it mexico 2.0, next time don't mess with karma.

We bought those territories from you, cunt. We paid you $20 million dollars.

>Cuba

Hasn't been a us territory ever and still speaks predominantly Spanish

c-c-cooba? is not ours, and spanish speaken ther

i would have said england israel netherlands oz and france?

why do u not think england?
>altho they are pretty rude on/brit/ tbqhonest w you

Fuck Redcoats.

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New Zealand, USA, UK, Canada, Singapore, Japan, Taiwan

>your cunt will never have allies
it sucks, I guess the EU states are our greatest allies.

Our greatest allies? Right now probably Portugal, Italy, Ireland, France, Germany...
Historically... it really depends on the era

USA, UK, Germany, France, Canada

San Marino, Vatican City, Slovenia, France, Argentina

Fuck the South and Ticino

Brazil, Egypt, China, Mali, UK/US

Australia, Canada, New Zealand, France, netherlands or something

Some say we have a 'special relationship' with America but i dont think its all its made out to be

UK and America

UK
Canada
Australia
Israel*
Poland

*but not really though

>Egypt, China, Mali
lel litteraly nobody like those countries
>Brazil
Meh, we don't interact a lot with Brazil

I think the special relationship is a meme too but you are a retard with the classic british inferiority complex toward us if you dont think we would be in your 5 greatest allies

We have no allies, only toys for our manipulation

>Israel

Why, exactly?

To be a diplomat here one have to be fluent in french/spanish/english + one more. We still have a considerable french influence.

USA

I want to include the UK but I don't know if they would agree ...

Order of Malta
France
The Holy See
Andorra

Israel constatly votes Pro-USA notions in the UN, even more than the Anglosphere does.

USA,Mexico,Probably Brazil,Maybe Japan,Israel

Greatest Ally #1!

US, France, Netherlands, Australia/ NZ, Canada.

fuck off
it goes like this:
Canada
UK
France
Australia
Israel

Nobody

Nobody

>Spain
Fuck no

>why do u not think england?

He's purposely leaving out England/UK as bait.

>I want to include the UK but I don't know if they would agree ...

Well France is one of our best allies as it currently stands. You wanted us to go on bombing people with you in the middle-east, we voted yes we will.

if i put a gun to your head and tell you to sell me your car for 5 dollars and a half eaten burrito am i really buying it from you?

1. Estonia
2. Norway
3. Denmark
4. Netherlands
5. Germany